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Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:38 am

So you can look at me twice.

Endless Yodel · Post by **Endless Yodel** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 7:37 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:So you can look at me twice.

It seems like an idea that would come from the Department of Redundancy Department.

The One And Only · Post by **The One And Only** » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:51 pm

MitziDupree wrote:
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:
That's exactly right, Mitz. It is difficult to get people our age out to see a simple cover band. There has to be something else going on. We have all sorts of giveaways, raffles, gimmicks, light show, video show and whatnot. We are a party band and we bring the party, complete with big lit-up smiley-face balloons, smiley face stickers, tubes and tubes of glowstick necklaces, bracelets, etc. We have awards for certain things like the "Attendance Award" for showing up on time and signing the board (Gets people there early and keeps them there to wait for the award). No purchase required. Just be there and you can win $$. We also have the "Perfect Attendance Award" which is given out to a person who comes to three shows in a row. We have the "Spread the Ed" award for fans who bring friends, etc. We have games that make people mingle and laugh and they can win money and lottery tickets and whatnot while playing. They all leave smiling, dressed funny, glowing and wanting more.

Damn skippy, baby and I do not deny it.

All of it is Trojan Horse stuff. I roll in with the party, the cover tunes, etc and hidden inside of it all are some strategically placed originals. We get paid and asked back where other bands have failed. We get our originals out in front of crowds where other original bands have failed. Chuckle all you want. It works.
I'm not laughing. You've targeted the 40+ Chuck E Cheese demographic and are taking the "pay to play" concept to a different level. You're not buying tickets, but you've morphed into a carny. If that's the adulation you need, then go for it.

But don't kid yourself about the "strategically placed originals." Anyone who would sit through sets of these shenanigans is not the least bit interested in music. It's simply background noise for their drunk.

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:49 am

I just got a small record deal from a guy who sat through our shenanigans. You will be able to go to Best Buy, FYE, etc and pick up a disc with my band on it later this year.

You were saying?....

Caustic Queen · Post by **Caustic Queen** » Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:27 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I just got a small record deal from a guy who sat through our shenanigans.

Efilnikufesin · Post by **Efilnikufesin** » Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:10 pm

^^^^Nice^^^^

LOL

*flick* · Post by ***flick*** » Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:51 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I just got a small record deal from a guy who sat through our shenanigans. You will be able to go to Best Buy, FYE, etc and pick up a disc with my band on it later this year.

You were saying?....

It will be interesting to see what kind of excuses you come up with "later this year".

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:37 am

Caustic Queen wrote:
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I just got a small record deal from a guy who sat through our shenanigans.

Good one!

Efilnikufesin · Post by **Efilnikufesin** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:39 pm

This "record deal" was offered up by the same people that offered him a TV show I
imagine.

Caustic Queen · Post by **Caustic Queen** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:13 pm

Efilnikufesin wrote:This "record deal" was offered up by the same people that offered him a TV show I
imagine.

Do I really need to?

Efilnikufesin · Post by **Efilnikufesin** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:14 pm

LOL...You are fucking killing it!

Bourbon Cowboy · Post by **Bourbon Cowboy** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:28 pm

Actually a 'small' record label will possibly get your music into local Best Buys. In most instances, Best Buy only uses Regional CD.net for local or non-major label artists material in their stores.
I'd read your 'small' label contract very carefully if I were you.

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:17 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I just got a small record deal from a guy who sat through our shenanigans.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but Moggio's not really in show biz. He may be able to snag you some french fries though.

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:58 pm

F everybody's I...

I've added a new section to the DINK LIST. It is for the INVISIBLE DINKS. Please visit the first post in this thread to see the edit and get more info about the teensie tiny little critters that are on the INVISIBLE DINK list.

That is all. Carry on.

Efilnikufesin · Post by **Efilnikufesin** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:32 pm

The "INVISIBLE DINK LIST"

Caustic Queen · Post by **Caustic Queen** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:43 pm

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:11 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:INVISIBLE DINK list.

Efilnikufesin · Post by **Efilnikufesin** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:15 pm

Careful or you will be
3.)

Caustic Queen · Post by **Caustic Queen** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:19 pm

Efilnikufesin wrote:Careful or you will be
3.)

WAIT.. What?? I'm not number 1???????????????????

Efilnikufesin · Post by **Efilnikufesin** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:36 pm

The fucking DINK LIST ELITE!

*flick* · Post by ***flick*** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:16 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:If you are on this list, you are either a boring, anonymous dink with nothing of substance to offer, or someone who quotes a boring, anonymous dink with nothing of substance to offer. In either case, if you are on this list, you no longer muck up my scenery. You've been foewned™. This list is fluid.

*flick*
Efilnikufesin
Exitflagger
Grendel
The_Alternym

And the following are the INVISIBLE DINKS.
These are the dinks that are so small that you can hardly see them. They are just as ignored as the standard dinks, only they are teenie tiny little things and not visible with the naked eye...

1.)
2.)

BlackCrypt · Post by **BlackCrypt** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:57 pm

*flick* wrote:
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:If you are on this list, you are either a boring, anonymous dink with nothing of substance to offer, or someone who quotes a boring, anonymous dink with nothing of substance to offer. In either case, if you are on this list, you no longer muck up my scenery. You've been foewned™. This list is fluid.

*flick*
Efilnikufesin
Exitflagger
Grendel
The_Alternym

And the following are the INVISIBLE DINKS.
These are the dinks that are so small that you can hardly see them. They are just as ignored as the standard dinks, only they are teenie tiny little things and not visible with the naked eye...

1.)
2.)

*flick* · Post by ***flick*** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:17 pm

Being on the Dink List means so much more. It's hard to describe unless you've been a member.

BlackCrypt · Post by **BlackCrypt** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:33 pm

*flick* wrote:Being on the Dink List means so much more. It's hard to describe unless you've been a member.

I can only imagine the total life fulfillment you must be experiencing right now. It must be on the same level of of finding Tuff's "Greatest Hits" in the cut out bin at the local Best Buy right next to the endcap display for The Koolest Kids In Skool!

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:28 am

BlackCrypt wrote:
*flick* wrote:Being on the Dink List means so much more. It's hard to describe unless you've been a member.
I can only imagine the total life fulfillment you must be experiencing right now. It must be on the same level of of finding Tuff's "Greatest Hits" in the cut out bin at the local Best Buy right next to the endcap display for The Koolest Kids In Skool!

The endcap for who?
(You spelled it correctly too.)

See how that shit works, stupid?

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

Inessence · Post by **Inessence** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:12 pm

Grendel wrote:
*flick* wrote:Being on the Dink List means so much more. It's hard to describe unless you've been a member.
Well said. I can't imagine life without being on the Dink List.

Life on the D-ink List.

*flick* · Post by ***flick*** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:58 pm

BlackCrypt wrote:
*flick* wrote:Being on the Dink List means so much more. It's hard to describe unless you've been a member.
I can only imagine the total life fulfillment you must be experiencing right now. It must be on the same level of of finding Tuff's "Greatest Hits" in the cut out bin at the local Best Buy right next to the endcap display for The Koolest Kids In Skool!

Tuff has never found it's way into a Best Buy warehouse and we all know the Rape Tard Quartet never will. So those aren't valid comparisons.

BlackCrypt · Post by **BlackCrypt** » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:06 am

*flick* wrote:
BlackCrypt wrote:
*flick* wrote:Being on the Dink List means so much more. It's hard to describe unless you've been a member.
I can only imagine the total life fulfillment you must be experiencing right now. It must be on the same level of of finding Tuff's "Greatest Hits" in the cut out bin at the local Best Buy right next to the endcap display for The Koolest Kids In Skool!
Tuff has never found it's way into a Best Buy warehouse and we all know the Rape Tard Quartet never will. So those aren't valid comparisons.

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote: See how that shit works, stupid?

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:25 am

Quick... Raise your hand if you are on the dink list and being ignored by Rev, but still invoke his name, follow his posts and/or have his name or a rev quote (or a made-up Rev quote) in your sig.

LOL!

Silly dinks. I love being this deep under your little foreskins.

exitflagger · Post by **exitflagger** » Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:28 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote: I love being this deep under your little foreskins.

Foreskins! Hahaha. What a fag!

What other parts of men's cocks do you love, Rev?

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