Is Gazpacho turning respectable?
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Is Gazpacho turning respectable?
I've noticed Gazpacho has toned down some of his Gazpachoness over the past three months or so. He has fallen of The Mod's annoyance radar. He's shared his struggle with obesity with fellow fatties in order to connect with the community. Is he turning over a new leaf for the new year?
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Re: Is Gazpacho turning respectable?
I think he's finally curbing the need to do a shtick.
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Re: Is Gazpacho turning respectable?
I hope he's successful with the weight loss. That's dangerous territory he's treading.
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Re: Is Gazpacho turning respectable?
The thing he said about not knowing if his wife has a bush really bummed me out.
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Re: Is Gazpacho turning respectable?
This:
That said, he can still be a cock, just not as certifiable as before and I hope he loses it all for good.
Goes with this:Gritt wrote:I hope he's successful with the weight loss. That's dangerous territory he's treading.
If he's that large, he doesn't even know what his own bush looks like. And probably no desire to have sex, the whole lower testosterone and crap, let alone sex being not much fun when you're that overweight (or finding someone that will want to have sex with you).Chip Z'Hoy wrote:The thing he said about not knowing if his wife has a bush really bummed me out.
That said, he can still be a cock, just not as certifiable as before and I hope he loses it all for good.
Re: Is Gazpacho turning respectable?
^^^
Jesus, I'm not Jabba The Hut...
The reason I'm not having sex is because my wife is going through menopause and has no desire to have any sex.
I, on the other hand, have plenty of desire to have sex and have had chances to fuck around on her but don't see the point.
She's my best friend, and will be long after any sexual desire dies out in me.
Oh yea, sex does suck when you gain weight.
I think it has to do with all the extra fat around your genitals, they cover up your sensory glands.....
Jesus fucking Christ.
Jesus, I'm not Jabba The Hut...
The reason I'm not having sex is because my wife is going through menopause and has no desire to have any sex.
I, on the other hand, have plenty of desire to have sex and have had chances to fuck around on her but don't see the point.
She's my best friend, and will be long after any sexual desire dies out in me.
Oh yea, sex does suck when you gain weight.
I think it has to do with all the extra fat around your genitals, they cover up your sensory glands.....
Jesus fucking Christ.
Re: Is Gazpacho turning respectable?
She just needs lube. Lots of it.
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Re: Is Gazpacho turning respectable?
Her ex husband used to rough her up and make her have sex when she wanted nothing to do with him.Inessence wrote:She just needs lube. Lots of it.
I don't think I'll force the issue.
We've had enough good sex in the last 14 yrs. I can deal with it.
Thank God I have plenty of lube.
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And I've heard a rumor that there is porn on the Internet. You may want to check into that.Gazpacho wrote:Her ex husband used to rough her up and make her have sex when she wanted nothing to do with him.Inessence wrote:She just needs lube. Lots of it.
I don't think I'll force the issue.
We've had enough good sex in the last 14 yrs. I can deal with it.
Thank God I have plenty of lube.
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Re: Is Gazpacho turning respectable?
Trust me, there is.
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Re: Is Gazpacho turning respectable?
He should invite HMZ over... Guarantee he could tell him..Chip Z'Hoy wrote:The thing he said about not knowing if his wife has a bush really bummed me out.
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Agreed there.
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Re: Is Gazpacho turning respectable?
Gritt wrote:And I've heard a rumor that there is porn on the Internet. You may want to check into that.Gazpacho wrote:Her ex husband used to rough her up and make her have sex when she wanted nothing to do with him.Inessence wrote:She just needs lube. Lots of it.
I don't think I'll force the issue.
We've had enough good sex in the last 14 yrs. I can deal with it.
Thank God I have plenty of lube.
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"Hey honey, I know you are suffering from night sweats, heat flashes, migraines and bouts of depression/anger, but do you think you could put my dick in your mouth?"Grendel wrote:Can she not give you a quick blow or handjob?Gazpacho wrote:^^^
Jesus, I'm not Jabba The Hut...
The reason I'm not having sex is because my wife is going through menopause and has no desire to have any sex.
I, on the other hand, have plenty of desire to have sex and have had chances to fuck around on her but don't see the point.
She's my best friend, and will be long after any sexual desire dies out in me.
Oh yea, sex does suck when you gain weight.
I think it has to do with all the extra fat around your genitals, they cover up your sensory glands.....
Jesus fucking Christ.
I think I'll pass.
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Re: Is Gazpacho turning respectable?
This is probably the nicest thing I've ever read on Sludge.Gazpacho wrote:She's my best friend, and will be long after any sexual desire dies out in me.
Then you immediately go into how your bushfat gets in the way of your cock sensations.
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Re: Is Gazpacho turning respectable?
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:The sounds of that album gives me the brutal shits.
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In my defense, that was sarcasm aimed at RPB for basically saying fat people must not enjoy sex.Chip Z'Hoy wrote:This is probably the nicest thing I've ever read on Sludge.Gazpacho wrote:She's my best friend, and will be long after any sexual desire dies out in me.
Then you immediately go into how your bushfat gets in the way of your cock sensations.
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I should have corrected that by saying it's not much fun to have sex with fat people. Unless you're equally fat. There.
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Are you skinny?RPB wrote:I should have corrected that by saying it's not much fun to have sex with fat people. Unless you're equally fat. There.
The funny part is you doesn't even realize what an asshole you are.
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Rikstik not approved.Gazpacho wrote:Are you skinny?RPB wrote:I should have corrected that by saying it's not much fun to have sex with fat people. Unless you're equally fat. There.
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I does realize. Thankyouverymuch.Gazpacho wrote:Are you skinny?RPB wrote:I should have corrected that by saying it's not much fun to have sex with fat people. Unless you're equally fat. There.
The funny part is you doesn't even realize what an asshole you are.
Re: Is Gazpacho turning respectable?
If he is turning anything, it would be turning tricks in the park.SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:I've noticed Gazpacho has toned down some of his Gazpachoness over the past three months or so. He has fallen of The Mod's annoyance radar. He's shared his struggle with obesity with fellow fatties in order to connect with the community. Is he turning over a new leaf for the new year?
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Machado wrote:If he is turning anything, it would be turning tricks in the park.SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:I've noticed Gazpacho has toned down some of his Gazpachoness over the past three months or so. He has fallen of The Mod's annoyance radar. He's shared his struggle with obesity with fellow fatties in order to connect with the community. Is he turning over a new leaf for the new year?
I heard you used to turn tricks at rest stop bathrooms, until you got owned by a toilet, and we're afraid to show your face there.
Too bad that didn't happen here.
Beaner.