The Old Itwalksamongus vs. The New ItwalksAmongus

[deathcurse]

*flick*

Man, he always goes kamikaze when you own the shit out of him. How do you do it?

[Itwalksamongus]

*flick*

Man, he always goes kamikaze when you own the shit out of him. How do you do it?

Bro - how does one get owned by an act?

Besides, you're a drunk, a hick, and a liar.

As such, your opinion hardly matters.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

*flick*

Man, he always goes kamikaze when you own the shit out of him. How do you do it?

Dude, this shit has been spreadsclitsamongus v2.0 from the minute he said "Aaaaand someone else falls for it" - of course it was going to go down this path. Abe called you a pedo and now Mummy is going to start trying to bait me with my kids.

Monkey see, Mummy do.

[Itwalksamongus]

*flick*

Man, he always goes kamikaze when you own the shit out of him. How do you do it?

Dude, this shit has been spreadsclitsamongus v2.0 from the minute he said "Aaaaand someone else falls for it" - of course it was going to go down this path. Abe called you a pedo and now Mummy is going to start trying to bait me with my kids.

Monkey see, Mummy do.

Now THIS is a perfect performance of "THE ACT". If someone didn't know you, they'd think you were really like this.

[Itwalksamongus]

For the love of Anubis, for centuries to come, bards shall sing about this monumental ownage, along with the Panama bass line.

Owned

HAHAHAHA!

PWNAMA? What - part of the act is being 12?



I'll never quite get why people think digging this stuff up and posting it is supposed to do....well, anything. Unless of course in this case part of the act is to be really stupid. This pic represents a great time in my life. The band I was in when this was taken was playing all over the Strip - inluding sold-out Saturday nights at The Whisky. We went to the Rainbow every weekend - I was thriving at work in Hollywood - living in Studio City. I was on top of the fucking world. So, yeah - I love this pic. Thanks for posting it!

[mullet_head]

I was on top of the fucking world.

[Itwalksamongus]

I was on top of the fucking world.

Dude - you're some dope on the internet. Why would the fact that you've learned how to click on a smiley face mean anything to me?

Funny stuff.

[mullet_head]

[Itwalksamongus]

Thanks for proving my point.

[mullet_head]

Why would the fact that you've learned how to click on a smiley face mean anything to me?

Funny stuff.

Thanks for proving my point.

Owned.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I love how he thinks if he keeps posting his shitty idea of humor here that it will take the focus off of his colossal failure in this thread. Bitch needs to turn off Henny Youngman and understand that no matter who reads this thread, there's only one thing they will take away from it, and that's the realization that if there's one thing that Tim Miller sucks at more than telling jokes, it's telling lies.

Truth > Made up stuff

Bullshit.

[mullet_head]

I love how he thinks if he keeps posting his shitty idea of humor here that it will take the focus off of his colossal failure in this thread. Bitch needs to turn off Henny Youngman and understand that no matter who reads this thread, there's only one thing they will take away from it, and that's the realization that if there's one thing that Tim Miller sucks at more than telling jokes, it's telling lies.

Truth > Made up stuff

Bullshit.

Stoner, you just set yourself up. Pretty soon he'll be back calling you sweetheart and make a stupid reference about the act.


It's the same MO he used a few centuries ago.
He kept telling those beheaded Iranians in Nishapur, just before their skulls were piled in pyramids, that all that Genghis Khan persona was just an act, he was a really nice guy after you get to know him.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Then he grabbed one of the skulls and moved the mandible up and down like a laughing face.

[deathcurse]

Then he grabbed one of the skulls and moved the mandible up and down like a laughing face.

[Itwalksamongus]

I love how he thinks if he keeps posting his shitty idea of humor here that it will take the focus off of his colossal failure in this thread. Bitch needs to turn off Henny Youngman and understand that no matter who reads this thread, there's only one thing they will take away from it, and that's the realization that if there's one thing that Tim Miller sucks at more than telling jokes, it's telling lies.

Truth > Made up stuff

Bullshit.

Again, you don't get to puit the red suit back on and expect me to think you're Santa.

So - this is for someone else's benefit? Well then - enjoy yourself! Means nothing to me, thanks to your PMs - but I'm sure you're having fun.

[Itwalksamongus]

This pic represents a great time in my life. The band I was in when this was taken was playing all over the Strip - inluding sold-out Saturday nights at The Whisky. We went to the Rainbow every weekend - I was thriving at work in Hollywood - living in Studio City. I was on top of the fucking world. So, yeah - I love this pic. Thanks for posting it!

You forgot to mention that you "shared the stage with the greats."

I didn't.

Nice try.

[mullet_head]

you've already taken the read hat and beard off.

I pulled a fun on my father

you don't get to puit the red suit

Owned















































PS:

[svgshadowhunter]

I love how he thinks if he keeps posting his shitty idea of humor here that it will take the focus off of his colossal failure in this thread. Bitch needs to turn off Henny Youngman and understand that no matter who reads this thread, there's only one thing they will take away from it, and that's the realization that if there's one thing that Tim Miller sucks at more than telling jokes, it's telling lies.

Truth > Made up stuff

Bullshit.

Again, you don't get to puit the red suit back on and expect me to think you're Santa.

So - this is for someone else's benefit? Well then - enjoy yourself! Means nothing to me, thanks to your PMs - but I'm sure you're having fun.

just an observation.........

For something that "means nothing to you" you certainly trip all over yourself to engage Stoner's attention. I understand it's awesome to bask in the attention of someone you admire, but the little snarky "I know the REAL you" comments and the "sweethearts" just make you sound like an idiot, and certainly don't further your claims that you are unaffected by the assraping you receive from her.

Clearly, moron, this is a place for some to blow off steam. Stoner has told us her real life job, obviously she wouldn't have chosen that field if she didn't have compassion for her fellow humans. When asked for serious advice, she shares freely.

Sludge was founded on pointing outr stupidity and mocking it mercilessly. She's good at it, as are others on here. ( I miss Shawn sometimes tho. he was a funny mofo)

Know your role.

[Itwalksamongus]

For something that "means nothing to you" you certainly trip all over yourself to engage Stoner's attention.

Nope. Simply responded when she assumes the act.

Thanks for playing.

[deathcurse]

Bro - how does one get owned by an act?

Well, that is the question.

You seem to get so worked up by Stoner that you go on these suicide missions, knowing that what you're doing is banworthy, whether its posting her name or now bringing up her kids for no reason but to bait her.

That's not an opinion. You have done/are doing these things.

My other question is WHY? All you're going to do if you get in trouble is beg.

Also, I like how you called me a liar on THIS of all threads.

[Itwalksamongus]

Bro - how does one get owned by an act?

Well, that is the question.

True. But you're a liar, so your opinion is not significant.

[deathcurse]

True. But you're a liar, so your opinion is not significant.

Again, those are not opinions. I stated facts and questioned how and why those facts exist.

I lie to bring the funny - you lie to impress people or save face. See: THIS THREAD. Learn the difference before asking your nurse to type out your next post.

[Itwalksamongus]

True. But you're a liar, so your opinion is not significant.

Again, those are not opinions.

REally? Mentioning someone's kids is banworthy? So - you just mentioned Stoner's kids - are you going to be banned?

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

The Mummy's so spun for my attention that he's bringing up a PM that I sent him months ago in response to yet another one of his faggoty ass private pleas to leave him alone - I assume the one he's talking about was the one where he swore that he'd seen the human side of me and knew that I had a heart and could we please just end this. I can't imagine that he'd be talking about the one before that where he vowed to shun my negative agenda after he posted my first name or the one from years before that where he, get this - CHASTISED ABE FOR BRINGING MY CHILDREN INTO A FLAME WAR.

Lying flake. He can't even do the god damn internet right without being backed into a corner, proven a liar, and tempting the banhammer.

[Itwalksamongus]

The Mummy's so spun for my attention that he's bringing up a PM that I sent him months ago in response to yet another one of his faggoty ass private pleas to leave him alone - I assume the one he's talking about was the one where he swore that he'd seen the human side of me and knew that I had a heart and could we please just end this.

Nope. It was the one you sent me to thank me for sticking upfor your kids.

That's okay. Easy mistake.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Right, the one I sent you 2 yrs ago, and also the one where I told you my name. You know, the same name you posted almost a year later when you lost your mind on me and promised the mod that you were turning over a new leaf?

Nice leaf.

[Itwalksamongus]

Right, the one I sent you 2 yrs ago, and also the one where I told you my name. You know, the same name you posted almost a year later when you lost your mind on me and promised the mod that you were turning over a new leaf?

Nice leaf.

No - it wasn't a year later - it was right after you sent me that PM. That's okay. Easy mistake. So - you PM'd me about the kids and we talked about them to degree. Am I now out of line by asking you if one of them had a birthday?

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Dude, you know exactly what you're doing. Everyone knows what you're doing. My children are not germane to this discussion and you're trolling me with them.

You can't even keep your bullshit straight. I know when the PMs were sent and your credibility has been castrated by your own veiny hand. Deal with it publicly so that we can laugh.

Or not - as you can see, we don't need you here to make fun of you.

[Itwalksamongus]

Dude, you know exactly what you're doing. Everyone knows what you're doing. My children are not germane to this discussion and you're trolling me with them.

Not at all. I would never do that. I respect your relationship with your kids and would stick up for them again in a second. I was just asking if something had happened in your life that caused you to lighten up on the act.

What does "trolling me with them" even mean?

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Get the fuck out of here and don't PM me.