So Deathcurse

[chickenona]

I honestly don't remember going that far. I'm not even trying to say that I DIDN'T actually go too far on that thread. I know for a fact I never said I wanted to "choke" him. If I actually did say he was the first person I've ever wanted to do "bodily harm" to, that wouldn't have been accurate anyway - over the years there have been A LOT of people here who've made me wish there was an option to reach through your monitor and deliver a throat-punch.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Psycho.

[chickenona]

Just call me Mad Dog.

I think the person who holds the record for frustrating me the most on these boards would have to be the guy who posted as DwnSouthJukin. Oddly enough, when he stopped posting I missed him.

[chickenona]

Oh, and GoddessFla. I for real wanted to slap the shit out of her for that "Sadly Dio is Going to Die" thread. It's fucked up when the most effective trolls are the people who aren't actually trolls at all, just dumbasses who say stupid shit and believe every word of it.

[grishnak boss]

It's true, I read chicki's desperate cry for help too.

The reason she wants to do "bodily harm" to others over inconsequential shit is frustration. What she needs to do to alleviate all that tension is a cunnilingus 1hr session with a man who doesn't use her only as kleenex for body fluids, followed by a relation in which someone actually listens to her and celebrates even her most simple achievements.

[chickenona]

The Grish-man, trollin' for vintage ginch.

[JakeYonkel]

Wow, DwnSthJukin... there's a name I haven't heard in forever. I liked that guy.

[chickenona]

I couldn't fucking stand him, but I do remember worrying about him when he stopped posting.

Wasn't he one of the people who were in Katrina's path and abruptly stopped posting after the hurricane?

[Drunk Kennedy]

what set that whole thing in motion anyway. stoner bumped that whore thread, giving shit to itjogs about "back when he was funny"...but what prefaced that? i cant remember what he said / did...but for some reason i think it involved rpb?!?

[chickenona]

He gave RPB shit for starting a thread about a baby that got shaken to death.

[Drunk Kennedy]

ahh...thats right. wtf!?!?

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

And I just don't like him.

[chickenona]

He did a lot of dumb shit on this board. But then again, so does EVERYBODY. There were posters who contributed less and ruined shit more, and there still are.

In principle, I agreed with him about RPB's thread. Those kinds of threads tend to bring out the worst in everybody here.

[deathcurse]

No, I ABSOLUTELY never threatened you with physical violence. You are completely making that up. Nobody came out of that thread looking any good, and I'm perfectly willing to admit to being part of the retardation. You don't need to make shit up to make me look any worse than my Stupid Goodbye Post already made me look.

Oh yeah?

[deathcurse]

I know for a fact I never said I wanted to "choke" him.

You knew for a fact that you didn't want to cause me bodily harm.

"No, I ABSOLUTELY never threatened you with physical violence."



You seem to know a lot of things "for a fact" and they turn out to be completely untrue. Guess that's part of the know-it-all game!

[chickenona]

I DIDN'T threaten you with physical violence. Nobody here but you is trying to say I did.

[deathcurse]

I DIDN'T threaten you with physical violence. Nobody here but you is trying to say I did.

You wanted to inflict bodily harm on me. I didn't feel threatened because you can't even inflict yourself off the couch but you said you wanted to hurt me. I could have taken it as a threat. If someone said to you "I want to inflict bodily harm on you and I have to leave the board to stop myself from wanting that," you wouldn't think the person is fucking crazy?

Oh yeah, you were fucking CHILL.

[chickenona]

Except that wasn't what I said, and no "threats" were either made or implied, and you're being a drama queen. Again.

[deathcurse]

Except that wasn't what I said, and no "threats" were either made or implied, and you're being a drama queen. Again.

Please. If someone said to you "I want to inflict bodily harm on you," you'd run up and down the boards screaming.

Calling it a "threat" is a stretch because the only thing you threaten is a Quizno's sub but the fact remains that you weren't just "bummed," you actually lost your mind over the internet, and I win. Hahaha! Loser.

[chickenona]

Hahaha, other people here HAVE threatened me with physical violence, and no, I've never taken it seriously. And Stoner's posts aside, I still maintain that I never actually said anything about "bodily" harm, because I never DID want to "bodily harm" you. I wanted you to shut up, more than anything.

But keep splitting hairs over it, that should be good for another ten pages' worth out of you. Your hysteria on this thread has rendered "win" and "lose" kind of meaningless for you anyway.

And what's with all the "fat" burns? You know that kind of shit has never really bothered me. I've never given half a fuck what anybody here thinks of my looks.

[deathcurse]

And what's with all the "fat" burns? You know that kind of shit has never really bothered me. I've never given half a fuck what anybody here thinks of my looks.

I said you eat Quizno's. I meant that as more of a white trash thing than a fat thing. But I suppose it's versatile enough for both.

[deathcurse]

You didn't actually threaten dc, but on the "Itlies" Meltdown Thread, you did say that you knew it was time to go because this was the first time you had ever seriously wanted to inflict bodily harm on another poster.

Who was the poster you wanted to inflict bodily harm on, chicke?

[knuckles.is.contractual]

I didn't feel threatened because you can't even inflict yourself off the couch

I almost did a spit take.

[chickenona]

I DIDN'T SAY BODILY HARM.

And I was unaware there was a class distinction involved with Quiznos. They're no Cheesecake Factory, granted.

[deathcurse]

I DIDN'T SAY BODILY HARM.

"Physical harm."

Whatever.

And I was unaware there was a class distinction involved with Quiznos.

You didn't know there was a class distinction in being a moronic Jerry Springer freakshow either. To you, that's being "on your own path."

[chickenona]

You didn't know there was a class distinction in being a moronic Jerry Springer freakshow either. To you, that's being "on your own path."

This doesn't even make any sense.

[deathcurse]

This doesn't even make any sense.

Eh. So it was a foul ball. I've hit enough homers to make up for it.

I think it's funny that you didn't remember saying anything of the sort and then when Stoner verifies that I'm not making it up, that you said something along those lines, you went "Really? I don't remember that."

Now you remember the EXACT WORDS you did and didn't use.

Hahaha, you're so fucking stupid it's amazing. That you keep coming back for more is even more amazing.

[chickenona]

Stoner didn't "verify" anything. Everyone here is operating only on memory. I only remember WHAT I MEANT WHEN I MADE THE POST.

And no, dc, you really haven't hit any "homers" here.

[deathcurse]

Stoner didn't "verify" anything. Everyone here is operating only on memory.

Oh, so two people remember it happening one way and you remember it another way and YOU'RE RIGHT?

Not surprised that you would call Stoner a liar. You called her a liar about the suicide thing.

And no, dc, you really haven't hit any "homers" here.

When you thought I said bane and DK were combing the boards for you, that was a grand slam. That was hands down one of the dumbest things you've ever said and you spend all day saying dumb things.

[chickenona]

More hysteria.

I'm not calling anyone a liar. I'm only going on what I remember my sentiments were at the time, which was that I'd blabbed the contents of a confidential exchange to "win" a flame war and I was embarrassed about it. Something I've now repeated probably a dozen times on this thread already.

As for your "grand slam" - I didn't know being unintelligible counted as a "grand slam" but you appear to be the guy holding the Hatas Rules Manual, so I guess I gotta go on your word on that one.