BlowJob Question....

[Iron Duck]

Man, one chick used to spit it back into my navel cavity and giggle about it. "Thanks bitch, now I have a sticky stomach and a runny mess when I stand up to clean this shit off. Yeah, laugh it up. You just wait."

Wait for what? It appears as though she did this more than once so she obviously outsmarted you.

See that was the scary part. I never did shit about it. Left her wondering what I was doing that she didn't know about. Mind games, my friend.

[deathcurse]

See that was the scary part. I never did shit about it. Left her wondering what I was doing that she didn't know about. Mind games, my friend.

Great. Except she knew you weren't going to do shit because you wanted more blowjobs.

Fucking amateurs.

[SatanHimself]

Some of you people sound like you hate eating snatch....like it's a chore or something.

Hmmm..gee..."Eeewww I have to lick and taste this sweet, wet pussy?!!...EWWWWW! I BETTER GET SOMETHING FOR DOING THIS YUCKY ACT!"

Eat the pussy with pride and vigor you pansies. There are starving virgins in China that would love to eat that pussy.

[Iron Duck]

Oh man... Spitting grosses me out, I'd rather not swish that spunk around in my mouth to spit it back out. Just take it like a champ and swallow it damn. And yeah usually a pro can feel the contractions right before the explosion. SO I've heard....

That's about as soon as a guy knows anyway. What's he gonna do?
"Okay, I'm POW! Right in the kisser!"

[MissBrownstone]

Oh man... Spitting grosses me out, I'd rather not swish that spunk around in my mouth to spit it back out. Just take it like a champ and swallow it damn. And yeah usually a pro can feel the contractions right before the explosion. SO I've heard....

I get this. If you do it quickly enough, it's relatively painless. Like sludgerizator said, if you go to the trouble to spit, it's going to be in your mouth longer than it would otherwise. My mantra is that spitting is kind of rude, and if I couldn't handle it, I wouldn't be sucking his dick in the first place.

[wolfgang]

of course I am hung like gene...

Yeah, you've definately got the same man-boobs.

[TawnyVonJagger]

Oh man... Spitting grosses me out, I'd rather not swish that spunk around in my mouth to spit it back out. Just take it like a champ and swallow it damn. And yeah usually a pro can feel the contractions right before the explosion. SO I've heard....

I get this. If you do it quickly enough, it's relatively painless. Like sludgerizator said, if you go to the trouble to spit, it's going to be in your mouth longer than it would otherwise. My mantra is that spitting is kind of rude, and if I couldn't handle it, I wouldn't be sucking his dick in the first place.

I just solve the problem by sticking his cock in the back of my throat, then I can barely taste the spunk at all. Everybody wins!

[AmericanJackass]

I just solve the problem by sticking his cock in the back of my throat, then I can barely taste the spunk at all. Everybody wins!

My wife is the same way, but she loves my cum.

[SatanHimself]

I just solve the problem by sticking his cock in the back of my throat, then I can barely taste the spunk at all. Everybody wins!

My wife is the same way, but she loves my cum.

Yeah mine too. I don't get some of these chicks (and dudes). My gf loves to do all kinds of shit with my cum. She always tells me how sweet it tastes. A lot of times I want to cum on her ass or feet or whatever and she's always like "I want you to cum in my mouth" so we compromise and if I cum on her ass she (or me) will scoop my cum off her ass with her fingers and put them in her mouth and rub my cum all over her lips and tongue...she loves it!
A few times she has jerked me off in to her drink and drank it.

Am I just lucky? Are there any girls reading this that love the taste of cum?

[cherrycheval]

Yeah it's not a big deal. Even if you don't like the taste if you swallow quick then you don't notice it. You're swallowing it not gargling with it.

[nikkiq]

Yea, it really doesn't taste that bad... but my boyfriend is vegetarian, I've heard it makes a difference!

[GrayAntiMatter]

DONT FEAR THE SPUNK

[Metal_Mistress]

Yeah mine too. I don't get some of these chicks (and dudes). My gf loves to do all kinds of shit with my cum. She always tells me how sweet it tastes. A lot of times I want to cum on her ass or feet or whatever and she's always like "I want you to cum in my mouth" so we compromise and if I cum on her ass she (or me) will scoop my cum off her ass with her fingers and put them in her mouth and rub my cum all over her lips and tongue...she loves it!
A few times she has jerked me off in to her drink and drank it.

Thats awesome......

My sentiments exactly! Maybe I'm just a perv but that whole statement made me kinda moist.

Personally, I like knowing when he's about to cum, not because I wanna prepare myself but because it's fucking hot hearing him say it. Taste wise, "shut up and swallow" or smear it all over, who cares, that's the best bit!

[chickenona]

Swallowing is the preferred method of birth control in this household.

And yeah, food and other substances make a difference. Smoking makes it bitter.

[johnk5150]

I'M DROPPIN' LOADS!

[demolition23]

Some of you people sound like you hate eating snatch....like it's a chore or something.

Hmmm..gee..."Eeewww I have to lick and taste this sweet, wet pussy?!!...EWWWWW! I BETTER GET SOMETHING FOR DOING THIS YUCKY ACT!"

Totally what I was thinking.

[SanityClause]

Racist? You're a black brit?

I've always posted about how I can't stand the British since they started shitting up the boards with their tardspeak years ago.

I'm the exception to the rule, right?

At least I don't live there anymore, if that helps my case..

[RPB]

You've always been the exception. Besides, you're not British, you're North Polean.




What the fuck do you call North Pole people?

[Iron Duck]

Elves

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Peter.

[Metal_Mistress]

Peter.

[Winter]

When I was first introduced to the whole blowjob scenario many years ago, I told the guy to tell me when he was going to and he didn't. I was pissed and spit the shit in his face. The look on his face was priceless...
Nowadays, I know when he's gonna come....that's the best part!! I don't need to ask and he doesn't need to tell me.

[Mitzi Dupree]

I totally enjoy swallowing. Wouldn't have it any other way. Then I gently squeeze the shaft upward and lick that last little drop off with the tip of my tongue and a smile.

Then again, I give the best blowjob this side of the Mississippi.

[Winter]

I totally enjoy swallowing. Wouldn't have it any other way. Then I gently squeeze the shaft upward and lick that last little drop off with the tip of my tongue and a smile.

Then again, I give the best blowjob this side of the Mississippi.

I believe I give the best blowjobs. I challenge you to a Blowjob-Off....

[Ugmo]

This will only work if the same guy arbitrates both BJs. I selflessly volunteer myself for this arduous task.

[upinsmoke]

Mitzi Dupree wrote:
I totally enjoy swallowing. Wouldn't have it any other way. Then I gently squeeze the shaft upward and lick that last little drop off with the tip of my tongue and a smile.

Then again, I give the best blowjob this side of the Mississippi.



I believe I give the best blowjobs. I challenge you to a Blowjob-Off....

Good fucking god, I've got to go to lunch with that on my mind.

[Mitzi Dupree]

The only time I'd spit in my hand is if I was giving an impromptu hand job.

I prefer to moisten the shaft by engulfing the head and doing deep tongue licks. You can also achieve full-cock moisture by working your way down to a good ball sucking or salad tossing. I'm all over the place.

You know who my favorite guys are? The ones that say "I can't come from a blow job."

The bugged out eyes and "holy shit!" makes me giggle every time.

ETA: A gag reflex is totally controllable If you relax your throat and make a swallowing motion, you'll find it naturally disappears.

[Winter]

This will only work if the same guy arbitrates both BJs. I selflessly volunteer myself for this arduous task.

Im for it. I will win. Hands down. Mitzi is just working you guys up for diappointment Im afraid.....I don't brag about my techniques...although similar to Mitzi's

[Gazpacho]

Maybe this thread will help you find your answer:

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=186342

So you would bite off a guys dick if he didnt tell you he was about to come?

Damn, im glad ive never had a blowjob from a psycho like you!

Yes, yes I would. A courtesy tap is always appreciated.

[Mitzi Dupree]

I believe I give the best blowjobs. I challenge you to a Blowjob-Off....

Funny. That's not what your boyfriend told me.

Begging for validation through a competition will not improve your skills. Sorry.