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Message subject: Stoner's Hairy Puss
From: IDIAMINDADA
Sent at: Jan 25, 2009 12:06 am
To: saracapri

Stoner sent me a photo of her puss. I think it was her puss. I could see nothing through all that pubis. BARFARONI

-IDI

PS You are smoking hot.

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He's shy.

Are you ladies removing clothing as this argument progresses? Not for nothing, but I'm working on rubbing one out and you sassy minxes are the lotion for my motion.

Y'all should settle this in a kiddie pool full of Wesson oil, on pay-per-view.

Will you at least wear bikinis?

Ghey Man wrote: Well at least you can admit that you somewhat overlook the douchebag way he acts on here due to your real relationship.

The only reason you're saying that DC is a douchebag, giant crying vagina, is that you don't find his toe-jam particularly tasty, considering he kicks you in the fucking mouth at least once or twice a week.

Luminiferous wrote:Talk like that is not going to get you invited to that movie premiere Doog..

Goddamn it, Lumi. I totally forgot about that shit.

FUCK.

Now I'm totally going to have to sit at home when he red carpets "WILLY WANKER AND THE FUDGE PACKING FACTORY"

Ghey Man wrote:The only reason why you can't see that he is a douchebag is because you are one yourself. By the way, Deathcurse and I haven't gotten into anything for a while now as per your once or twice a week comment.

Dude.

You calling anybody a fucking douchebag is like Eliot Spitzer calling Itjogs a whoremonger.

Where's that flick at, Scorcheesy?

Ghey Man wrote:By the way, Deathcurse and I haven't gotten into anything for a while now as per your once or twice a week comment.

Um....okay.

I think this is more due to me not posting for a couple weeks. Before that, you were crying because I was wishing cancer on your fat ass.

Ghey Man wrote:Glad to entertain as always, but you have to admit that you can't be objective at all about Deathcurse, because the reality is - Iggy was totally right about him.

Again, Iggy was caught lying about most of the things he said.

Oh wait - you think lies are true. So I guess using Ghey Man logic, everything he said WAS right.

Ghey Man wrote:Deathcurse used to contribute - now he is just Itwalks lite with more humor thrown in.

What exactly do you contribute, Ghey Man? You post a couple Whitesnake threads and all of a sudden you're Iggy Jr.

You still mostly post about drama. Just because you're trying to say a couple things about music here and there, that doesn't mean you're not the laughingstock of the board.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I just don't understand the people who don't find that shit funny. That thread is awesome - especially the party where Ghey Man and VNP/mannycat are all "deathcurse, you're CRAZY !!!".

I enjoyed the part when later, Iggy said that he was stoked that me and Hungwell don't like him because if we did, he'd be doing something wrong here.

He has no problem with Ghey Man being his new BFF though.

Don't worry Ghey Man, I still think most of the people you think are douches ARE douches, but you're still fat and creepy.

And deathcurse has been killing it lately.

I mean drunkcurse.

One love.

Doogie wrote: Now I'm totally going to have to sit at home when he red carpets "WILLY WANKER AND THE FUDGE PACKING FACTORY"
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RPBitch wrote:GOD DAMN IT! I thought GheyMan was Abe? Who is Abe now? Who the hell did Ghey Man used to be?

Without searching mutliple pages.... who is who? You people need to just stick with hating the usual old people so I don't get confused so fucking easy.

Ghey man was Hey man and Cinematic Soul, plus a number of others that I can't remember. He's the guy who claims he's got all the contacts in Hollywood.

Abe is the ex drummer from the Joys...he was spreadsclitsamongus, einstein, Tight pants something or other, and Abe Freshley. You may or may not have seen a pic where he was virtually strangling his cock to death.

Ghey Man wrote:If someone is going to make a comment to me, I will respond

How about the name of the non existent film, you delusional fuck?

Ghey Man wrote:

grishnak boss wrote:

Ghey Man wrote:If someone is going to make a comment to me, I will respond

How about the name of the non existent film, you delusional fuck?

What part of April, does your mensa candidate brain not understand?

I'm writing my apology as we speak:

"Dear ghey man, I was completely wrong and........"




































Like that's gonna happen

Ghey Man wrote:Like it won't.

What's the topic of the film about? Don't spit out idiotic excuses about not being able to tell us even that.

Common, Adam Donuts, we're waiting.

Ghey Man wrote:If you actually looked at my posting history as of late - the majority of posts have been about music with a couple of these types of posts. Besides, this isn't about me vs. you. I was simply stating that you USED to post about music and contribute on the board, but now you focus on this kind of bullshit.

Except that I probably made a dozen music posts yesterday and several non-drama posts in The Lounge.

This is what I'm talking about. Whenever someone is butthurt over me, their claim is that I talk about nothing else but drama. Why? They're too butthurt to see anything else I'm posting.

Which is why I've gotten the "You used to be cool" trip numerous times since 2006, all from people who I've made cry.

Ghey Man wrote:
What part of April, does your mensa candidate brain not understand?

Yeah, Lickety set a deadline for himself too. We've all seen how well that shit turned out.

There is no film - other than some home made mini DV shit that you've probably put together with windows movie maker.

You're full of shit today, and you'll be full of shit in April - guaranteed.

Also, it amazes me that there could Gossip Board regulars who have been here longer than, say, 6 months. That's about the point where you'd have to notice the same fucking topics popping up. Why do you think that when something like the new Guns N' Roses happens, it's nothing but those topics for a couple weeks?

A guy like Iggy, someone who's so love-starved that he'll take companionship any way he can, sees no problem with posting a nonstop stream of gems such as "Best Poison album?" and "Best Warrant Album?" Me - I don't have the brain of a goldfish and can remember discussing those issues the first 17 times around.

I don't get it. And you'll see Iggy make the SAME POSTS every time those topics come up. Even weirder is that when there's something like 40,000 Chinese Democracy threads is one week, he'll say the SAME THING on every one of them. How many times did he say "If I wanted to listen to Elton John, I'd listen to Elton John!" or whatever?

At this point, I know what 95% of the people on the board think about any given topic. Why would I need to ask them what they think?

Occasionally I get the urge to make a "Suicidal Tendencies Were Pretty Sweet" thread but when we're reduced to listing songs with "Devil" in the title, I gotta sit out. What the hell's the point of that? Did any actually read the posts in that thread and go, "Wow! I didn't know that song had 'devil' in the title!"? It's Rain Man posting - posting just to write something, not posting to have it READ by anyone.