Jesus Christ, Stoner

[Punk]

the transition from MurrayFiend to the Fiendster

This is why people called you gay long before you ever starting to play into it.

I'd respond, but I think this might be a fully plagiarized Punk post.

As long as I get my commission, feel free to use my shit.

And no Murray, I don't mean you can fuck me with your worthless little Canadian rasta-cock.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Stoner, all us k3wl ones are dissing you vicariously through deathcurse because otherwise we don't have the balls. Except for Mitzi, obviously. God, how I envy her for those big, hairy, dangling balls of hers.

Don't be gelus - they make it hard to see movies in the theater and dating past the second base becomes a real challenge.

I know because I used to own a pair before I lost them somewhere in The Lounge. BOO HOO.

[Mitzi Dupree]

The best part about Hatas is getting people to show their true colors.

We're getting that in spades here!

Deathcurse, honey, sugarbritches....

Keep on pretending that you're the original Hata playa. It's cute. Who knows? Maybe even SOSIA will show up and validate you!

Perhaps if you'd taken my advice about brevity back when you fancied yourself King O'Flames over here, the place could have become more popular.

Sadly, no. It was just windy old you. And assholes.



Stoner kicks puppies.

Aaaaaaaaaand we're back.

[MickeyG]

There needs to be a 2T style outing on this thread to make it more interesting.

[MurrayFiend]

And no Murray, I don't mean you can fuck me with your worthless little Canadian rasta-cock.

Good line.

If .dot. had said it, it'd suck, though. That's politics.

[RPB]

And before you get personal, let's end this on a light, yet legitimate and heartfelt note: stop this Starbucks shit. The last thing I need is RPBitch douching up my world.[/color][/b]

You called? Venti, please.

[Punk]

And no Murray, I don't mean you can fuck me with your worthless little Canadian rasta-cock.

Good line.

If .dot. had said it, it'd suck, though. That's politics.

If he had said it, it would've been followed by another paragraph about how shitty his life is.

[deathcurse]

Keep on pretending that you're the original Hata playa.

Where did I say that? Are my posts too long for you? Are you getting bored?

Perhaps if you'd taken my advice about brevity back when you fancied yourself King O'Flames over here, the place could have become more popular.

Really? The quality of posts here dictates people showing up?

Because from here it looks like all it took was SLD making a cutiepie sig for you to grace us with your presence.

How's that going by the way? All I'm seeing is a "Stoner! You suck! Tee-hee!" thread.

It's okay. If I were you, I'd piggyback on all the funny people too.

[Mitzi Dupree]

Actually, it's morphed into a "Deathcurse, you have so much potential, but you're a perpetual disappointment" thread.

Try to keep up.

[deathcurse]

Actually, it's morphed into a "Deathcurse, you have so much potential, but you're a perpetual disappointment" thread.

Try to keep up.

I think it's about time we hunker down around the campfire and listen to some of your tales about how great things used to be.

"This one time, Farmer Ted told EvelDick to get AIDS. It was awesome."

"Oh yeah, what happened after that? Did EvelDick threaten to kill him? Did he post a picture where he's flipping off the camera?"

"No. He just got real mad."

"So...that's it?"

"Yeah. But it was great, you shoulda been there!"

[Mitzi Dupree]

You're wearing your ignorance as proudly as Liberace in an ermine-lined cape.

Even Iggy knows better than this drivel.

[MurrayFiend]

And no Murray, I don't mean you can fuck me with your worthless little Canadian rasta-cock.

Good line.

If .dot. had said it, it'd suck, though. That's politics.

Not a good line. And "good line" is MY shtick.

The coke machine at work steals my toonie all the time. I switched to pepsi.

[deathcurse]

You're wearing your ignorance as proudly as Liberace in an ermine-lined cape.

FYP, Herman's Hermits.

Hey Mitzi, if the board was so awesome back in the day and it's not so awesome now, and you're here now, wouldn't that mean that its former awesomeness had absolutely nothing to do with you?

Fuck off, slut.

[Scoundrel]

Fuck off, slut.

lol.

[chickenona]

I'm not attacking Stoner vicariously through dc. I'm also not saying I don't like dc, or that I find him long-winded or boring or that he doesn't "know how" to do Hatas. Also - and I can't believe this bears pointing out yet again because I point it out every time I post here - I never claimed to be all that great at "doing Hatas."

I'M JUST TIRED OF HIS BACK AND FORTH WITH MUMRA BECAUSE IT GIVES MUMRA LICENSE TO DO HIS DOUCHEY, OLD-TIMEY MUMRA CRAP.

I didn't have any big agenda with that thread. It was a novel way to get in more Mumra ridicule. Stoner's PMS was just an unexpected bonus that gave the thread wings.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

[chickenona]

Thank you.

[MurrayFiend]

Now you're going to have MurrayFiend on your ass for stealing his shtick too.


Hmm, shit, I couldn't think of anybody who just parrots lines back at posters so I just used the name of the lamest poster I could think of. It kind of backfired in this case.

I smoked pot a few times to bond with my brother in law who was a huge pot head. I didn't like it much.

I like booze, but it makes me pay for every hour of fun with 3 hours of pain.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Fuck off, slut.

lol.

HAHA! I did too.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

I'm not attacking Stoner vicariously through dc. I'm also not saying I don't like dc, or that I find him long-winded or boring or that he doesn't "know how" to do Hatas. Also - and I can't believe this bears pointing out yet again because I point it out every time I post here - I never claimed to be all that great at "doing Hatas."

I'M JUST TIRED OF HIS BACK AND FORTH WITH MUMRA BECAUSE IT GIVES MUMRA LICENSE TO DO HIS DOUCHEY, OLD-TIMEY MUMRA CRAP.

I didn't have any big agenda with that thread. It was a novel way to get in more Mumra ridicule. Stoner's PMS was just an unexpected bonus that gave the thread wings.

Yeah, you're finished now anyway. This is all about what a shitty poster Mitzi is. Because she clearly has always been unoriginal and covered the fact she's riding other cool poster's coattails, which apparently narrows it down to being a Stoner clone or something, by sucking everybody's e-cock.

All half-assed sarcasm aside, though. I don't blame deathcurse for being jealous that she's met Kockstar. I am too. I'm just hiding it better.

[Mitzi Dupree]

Fuck off, slut.

Ha! Only on Hatas can this be interpreted as a point for me.

[deathcurse]

Yeah, you're finished now anyway. This is all about what a shitty poster Mitzi is. Because she clearly has always been unoriginal and covered the fact she's riding other cool poster's coattails, which apparently narrows it down to being a Stoner clone or something, by sucking everybody's e-cock.

She used to not be unoriginal? I can understand why she lives so much in the past then.

I don't think she's a shitty poster at all. Is she as great as she thinks she is? Oh hell naw.

The gauntlet has been thrown for these old-school "boo hoo" posters. If the board was so great back then, why not just do the exact same thing now? Oh wait, none of you bitches did anything to make it great back then and that's why you can't now!

HA! YA BURNT!

[MurrayFiend]

Hahaha, I turned you into a three year old.

Which really isn't much of an accomplishment when you remember the fact that I'm actually only four.

If you could "turn me into" anything, it'd be a goddamn straight man after viewing several of your pictures at once.

There you go, two for the price of one. If you wanna keep this shit up, go for it. I thought you were done with it after that "Fake surrender that's really an implication that I'm so far above this shit" bit.

I can go all night. Well, I'm going to see a movie at 11:30, but until then...

[deathcurse]

Oh and before I forget, I should address Stoner not giving me the "pimp hand."

She does and it's called ignoring my posts when I'm being boring as shit. My first goal is to myself laugh but my second is to make HER laugh. If she's not laughing, I'm not doing my job. She could say "You suck, here's why" but it would not be nearly as effective as her just not paying any attention.

As corny as it sounds, its true. If she didn't post here, neither would I. The rest of you could all drown for all I care. Bunch of nampy-pampy asskissers all making thinly veiled blowjob innuendos to each other.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Awwwww.

I'm still laughing at "LULAHHHZ" for some reason.

[Punk]

Actually, it's morphed into a "Deathcurse, you have so much potential, but you're a perpetual disappointment" thread.

Try to keep up.

I think it's about time we hunker down around the campfire and listen to some of your tales about how great things used to be.

"This one time, Farmer Ted told EvelDick to get AIDS. It was awesome."

"Oh yeah, what happened after that? Did EvelDick threaten to kill him? Did he post a picture where he's flipping off the camera?"

"No. He just got real mad."

"So...that's it?"

"Yeah. But it was great, you shoulda been there!"

I'm quite sure that not 1 goddamn person here feels that any exchange between those two could ever define "how great things used to be".

[deathcurse]

I'm quite sure that not 1 goddamn person here feels that any exchange between those two could ever define "how great things used to be".

I picked two names that I knew. It could have just as easily been an imaginary exchange between Ette and Dawn Greer.

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula]

Whewwwwwwww. Time for that chainsaw to my cockhole...

[MurrayFiend]

Which really isn't much of an accomplishment when you remember the fact that I'm actually only four.

If you could "turn me into" anything, it'd be a goddamn straight man after viewing several of your pictures at once.

There you go, two for the price of one. If you wanna keep this shit up, go for it. I thought you were done with it after that "Fake surrender that's really an implication that I'm so far above this shit" bit.

I can go all night. Well, I'm going to see a movie at 11:30, but until then...

Two? I only see one. It's not a bad one either. I know I got a kick out of it the two thousand times I've said I'm too ugly to fuck. Dude, ugly? I could be twice as ugly as uptheass -- hell, I'd expect some people probably think I am -- and calling me ugly isn't going to score a point. Your delivery was alright, but it's still the same old thing I've been saying for years. Not really helping yourself with that whole shtick stealing thing by calling me ugly, haha.

And don't cry when you keep running your mouth and beetlejuice the poster back into the thread. You're a poor winner. Tsk tsk.

I think you were right about you staying out of hatas though. You sound a little testy and a bit too ready to steal itwalk's shtick.

Congrats. Your new shtick is long-winded rants about people stealing shticks.

Let's see how long this one lasts. I predict a new username in ten days.

Hahaha, yeah, I'm the testy one.

[Hungwell]

I think it's about time we hunker down around the campfire and listen to some of your tales about how great things used to be.

"This one time, Farmer Ted told EvelDick to get AIDS. It was awesome."

"Oh yeah, what happened after that? Did EvelDick threaten to kill him? Did he post a picture where he's flipping off the camera?"

"No. He just got real mad."

"So...that's it?"

"Yeah. But it was great, you shoulda been there!"

Preachin' to the choir, buddy.

Start halfway down this page and you'll see.

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=183337&start=120

Ya gotta understand how it works 'round these parts. If you're doing things right and you spend the entire year running through here like I did



that all who you sanchezed will say you suck at this, while others will critique your game simply because you're a name.

The simple truth is you supplied a shitload of funny last year as did Stoner, itjogs, Verdu, Jerkwater et al.

However, what would be truly side-splitting would be if after a chuckle-free 4 years we all sat around here saying how funny one of us was in the summer of 2004. Let alone felt the need to do it in huge font.

In fact if it wasn't for Stoner and Nicko, I would force every moron on this site to post in large or bigger font just to aid all in scrolling past their drivel.