Obviously.Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:Itwalksamongus wrote:Wide Load,CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Itsmellslikefrumundahummus -
Please explain to the class how dc is a drunk hick but you aren't.
We'll wait.
Please explain to the class why my conversation with another poster is any of your fucking business.
I'll wait.
Um...i am guessing
I know this sounds like the Mummy but...
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And soiled Depends.CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:His people called my people to say that he would be here, but he's allergic to the smell of Grey Goose and Failure.Goddamn Electric wrote:A feeble minded, drunk driving never-was from Indiana calling DC a drunk hick is just mind blowing.Itwalksamongus wrote:Yeah - but the opinion of a drunk hick hardly matters.
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So...this isn't a public forum?Itwalksamongus wrote:Obviously.Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:Um...i am guessing
Let me guess - you're going to start crying and tell me to stay out of it, right?
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Mummy, if you want to say stupid shit to other posters without somebody else calling you out on it, don't do it in a public forum, do it a private message, you stupid bag of fuck.
You do remember what private messages are, don't you? You know those things you sent out in a panic to me and the mod promising to stop doing this shit after you posted my first name?
HAHAHA! What a bitch.
You do remember what private messages are, don't you? You know those things you sent out in a panic to me and the mod promising to stop doing this shit after you posted my first name?
HAHAHA! What a bitch.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Mummy, if you want to say stupid shit to other posters without somebody else calling you out on it, don't do it in a public forum, do it a private message, you stupid bag of fuck.
You do remember what private messages are, don't you? You know those things you sent out in a panic to me and the mod promising to stop doing this shit after you posted my first name?
HAHAHA! What a bitch.
You could have sent this whimper-fest in a PM, you know.
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You left *hic* off the end there, bro.deathcurse wrote:So...this isn't a public forum?Itwalksamongus wrote:Obviously.Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:Um...i am guessing
Let me guess - you're going to start crying and tell me to stay out of it, right?
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Why would I cry about you looking like a bitch?
That shit is funny and it's certainly not a secret.
That shit is funny and it's certainly not a secret.
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And The Mummy remains completely clueless as to how fucking STUPID he looks.Itwalksamongus wrote:You could have sent this whimper-fest in a PM, you know.
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Hold on there, MakesWideRightTurns - are you asking me why you do the stupid shit you do here?CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Why would I cry about you looking like a bitch?
Please tell me you're not. Yet - it would explain a lot.
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Awwww - Whatsamatter, Dean Martin - bar not open yet?deathcurse wrote:And The Mummy remains completely clueless as to how fucking STUPID he looks.Itwalksamongus wrote:You could have sent this whimper-fest in a PM, you know.
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No - not - yet. Soon - hopefully. I want - to get - drunk - and drive around - and potentially kill - a child - just like - you. Maybe - then - I can have - a career - sucking at bass - and harassing - women - online.Itwalksamongus wrote:Awwww - Whatsamatter, Dean Martin - bar not open yet?
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Wow - it's the cyber-version of a drunken stagger.deathcurse wrote:No - not - yet..Itwalksamongus wrote:Awwww - Whatsamatter, Dean Martin - bar not open yet?
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Maybe you - should make - cookie - feel bad about - her body - some - more. Your abusive - demeanor - towards women might - be the - reason - you'll die - alone.Itwalksamongus wrote:Wow - it's the cyber-version of a drunken stagger.
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Maybe what? Maybe the bar's open? Dude - how many bottle of hooch do you go thru during one viewing of The Music Man - and do you find yourself saying eye-oh-way a lot after?deathcurse wrote:MaybeItwalksamongus wrote:Wow - it's the cyber-version of a drunken stagger.
Serious question.
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I'm not - I'm making fun of how you talk a bunch of stupid shit and then roll over on your osteoporosis stricken back and piss on yourself begging for mercy in private.Itwalksamongus wrote:Please tell me you're not.
I've never seen anyone so willing to fag out just so they won't get banned from a fucking messageboard....again.
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Good. See that you don't in the future.CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I'm notItwalksamongus wrote:Please tell me you're not.
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The Music Man?Itwalksamongus wrote:The Music Man
Is that the most current movie you could think of?
The Mummy, I go through thirty-score pints of devil-rum in the span of a fortnight. Occasionally I am so blind that I turn into a real weisenheimer and have gotten thrown out on my keister from more than one nickelodeon. My daddy was petroleum tycoon who looks like the Monopoly man of your future and he had to bail me out of the hoosegow so I didn't get a paddlin' from the other roustabouts.
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Sorry - sober people know what that is.deathcurse wrote:The Music Man?Itwalksamongus wrote:The Music Man
So, dipshit - what's this business about Cookie? Are you seriously trying to project my comments about your generously overserved friend onto her? If you are I'll ask you a question - is your father alive? If you actually know who he is, I mean.
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I'm not doing that, you are.Itwalksamongus wrote:Are you seriously trying to project my comments about your generously overserved friend onto her?
Your commenting on other women's weight would be like if I started criticizing people for smoking pot. If I started telling, say, upinsmoke that he's an idiot because he's a pot smoker, Stoner would probably go "What the fuck? What's his problem with pot smokers? Does this mean he has a problem with me?"
You're clueless to how other people might be affected by your actions, as evidenced by your tendency to drink and drive.
My father is not only alive, he's younger than you.Itwalksamongus wrote: If you are I'll ask you a question - is your father alive? If you actually know who he is, I mean.
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Well, that would just be stupid. Kind of like you.deathcurse wrote:I'm not doing that, you are.Itwalksamongus wrote:Are you seriously trying to project my comments about your generously overserved friend onto her?
Your commenting on other women's weight would be like if I started criticizing people for smoking pot. If I started telling, say, upinsmoke that he's an idiot because he's a pot smoker, Stoner would probably go "What the fuck? What's his problem with pot smokers? Does this mean he has a problem with me?"
Duh.
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Okay, so Stoner's fat but cookie isn't, even though she's fatter than Stoner.Itwalksamongus wrote:Well, that would just be stupid.
I like cookie a lot but every time you bring up Stoner's weight, it becomes obvious to everyone who you're REALLY talking about.
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deathcurse wrote:Okay, so Stoner's fat but cookie isn't,Itwalksamongus wrote:Well, that would just be stupid.
Oh, yeah that's exactly what I said.
Dumbass.
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I see - so, basically what you're saying is when you throw old-guy insults at me you're REALLY talking about your dad. If one is true, so is the other.deathcurse wrote:I like cookie a lot but every time you bring up Stoner's weight, it becomes obvious to everyone who you're REALLY talking about.Itwalksamongus wrote:Well, that would just be stupid.
THanks.
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Did you see where I said my dad is YOUNGER than you?Itwalksamongus wrote:I see - so, basically what you're saying is when you throw old-guy insults at me you're REALLY talking about your dad. If one is true, so is the other.
THanks.
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Well, you're 30 - how far off could he be? Five years? Or, WAIT - "you're old but my dad ISN'T"????deathcurse wrote:Did you see where I said my dad is YOUNGER than you?Itwalksamongus wrote:I see - so, basically what you're saying is when you throw old-guy insults at me you're REALLY talking about your dad. If one is true, so is the other.
THanks.
Is he a drunk too?
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I'm not 30. You're lying to suit your own agenda.Itwalksamongus wrote:Well, you're 30 - how far off could he be? Five years? Or, WAIT - "you're old but my dad ISN'T"????
Is he a drunk too?
And there's a world of difference between you and my father.
You look like SHIT. Your teeth are all rotten, your gaunt as shit, your hair looks like corpse hair - the list is endless. Chicks I date think my dad is a handsome dude. Ask Stoner - she said my dad is HOT.
I've never heard my dad say an abusive thing towards any woman EVER. Never called a woman a "bitch" and he certainly never commented on their weight. You? You'll send anonymous women harassing e-mails over misspelled words.
My dad is an extremely educated man. If you were to ask my dad about any subject - be it botany, Shakespeare, U2, cicadas, firearms, Robert Mitchum, how to properly smoke a ham - he'll give an encyclopedic rundown of that subject. You, on the other hand, are on the opposite side of that spectrum. You don't seem to know shit about dick.
My dad's an incredibly gifted visual artist. You're a hack.
My dad doesn't go on the internet saying things like "Bro, what's up, bro? Yo dog, you're a douchenozzle. Word up, homeslice."
My dad's a great guy, he's liked by just about everyone. He's a quiet guy who never toots his own horn even though he has every reason in the world to.
You? You're loathed by everyone who crosses your path and you don't shut the fuck up about your life's meager accomplishments.
So no. I'm not talking about my dad.
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I see. So, you're saying that when you miss my age by a few years or decades you're lying to suit YOUR agenda.deathcurse wrote:I'm not 30. You're lying to suit your own agenda.Itwalksamongus wrote:Well, you're 30 - how far off could he be? Five years? Or, WAIT - "you're old but my dad ISN'T"????
Is he a drunk too?
Got it.
And I'm not talking about Cookie either. Thanks for clearing that up, Mr. It'sAlwaysFiveO'ClockSomewhere.deathcurse wrote: So no. I'm not talking about my dad.
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Your "point" would only hold water if my dad was - a. older than you, and b. more of a loser than you.Itwalksamongus wrote:And I'm not talking about Cookie either.
He's neither.
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Nope.deathcurse wrote:Your "point" would only hold water if my dad was - a. older than you, and b. more of a loser than you.Itwalksamongus wrote:And I'm not talking about Cookie either.
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