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Posted: **Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:01 am**

Which means it should be at sara's house in 5, 4, 3, 2...

Posted: **Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:30 am**

Hopefully she doesn't live in a mobile home . I've heard that flying brootal Sludge can be hell on trailer parks.

Posted: **Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:42 am**

If it's anything like green monster jelly, she's fucked.

Posted: **Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:40 pm**

VAPIDElmo wrote:Gay this. Testicles that.

Some of you all sure have a gay thing going on, eh?

I mean it's ok if one is gay. But don't push your gayness on the ungay...not without the proper lube, because if you just stuff it up in there, all kinds of chaffing and irritation will occur...and my ass just isn't built for fucking OR compaction!

Or so I heard this one guy say once....

I'm glad I have some believers, also I'm glad that there are those who naysay. I came here to entertain and to sling some of the most brutal Sludge ever on this board.

It's coming...

You're just awful at this. You're making yourself look stupid. Hell, Iggy is making you look stupid without even trying. I hope this is coming sooner.....

Posted: **Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:18 am**

You know when cusack is on your hatas thread, there is only failure city.

It's true.

Posted: **Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:45 am**

Dear RE,

I'm a busy person.

If it isn't too much trouble, could you please inform me of exactly when "it's going to get ugly"? I don't need the specific minute, but if you could narrow it down to a day, it would be much appreciated.

Also, I'd like to clarify that you're referring to some sort of flame battle as opposed to you posting your picture.

Thanks in advance!

Mitzi F. Dupree

Posted: **Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:52 am**

RabidElmo wrote: What I CAN do...is schedule it around the days you give handjobs for diet pills and Snickers bars...how does that grab ya?

Dear RE,

Thanks for taking my busy lifestyle into consideration.

We give the corner to the new girls on Friday. Technically, it's my "day off", so tomorrow I'll be looking forward to you bringing not only the carnage, but the knee-slapping entertainment as well.

Is there a special thread that we should all direct our attention to, or will this apocalypse be clearly visible on all of the boards? I can hardly wait!

Your pal,

Mitzi

Posted: **Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:15 pm**

RabidElmo wrote:
Flame wars are two gay dudes having a domestic altercation over what Sex in the City Star got her panties stained first. It's the equivalent of some of the morons around here fighting over which "Don't Treat Me Bad" video by Firehouse is more deep..

You're just a train wreck of bad metaphors.

If flame wars are gay and you started a thread on a board designed for flame wars that must mean you're throwing out your mating call. Next thing you know you will be quoting Barry Manilow and asking if that feathered boa makes you look fat.

Posted: **Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:08 pm**

Less hype, more brutality please.

Posted: **Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:18 pm**

Has anyone checked imdb?

Maybe The_Brutality's coming out in April...

Posted: **Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:38 pm**

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Less hype, more brutality please.

Give her a break. It's not Friday yet. Maybe she has to save up or something.

Posted: **Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:53 pm**

RabidElmo wrote:
And JDV...would a simple, "Your mom" suffice?

That's pretty brutal, Pee Wee.

Posted: **Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:54 am**

gr8twhte wrote:You know when cusack is on your hatas thread, there is only failure city.

....which is located in rural Minnesota. It's true.

Posted: **Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:26 pm**

The Cusack wrote:
gr8twhte wrote:You know when cusack is on your hatas thread, there is only failure city.
....which is located in rural Minnesota. It's true.

Good one, Qu-tip

After that verbal ownage, I think I will have to quit the internet. Maybe it's time I settle down, get a real job. Like a pizza dude. Or maybe I could be the worst mod in the history of ghost-town message board mods. Or both. Thanks for the inspiration. Sniff.

Posted: **Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:59 pm**

gr8twhte wrote:
The Cusack wrote:
gr8twhte wrote:You know when cusack is on your hatas thread, there is only failure city.
....which is located in rural Minnesota. It's true.

Good one, Qu-tip

After that verbal ownage, I think I will have to quit the internet. Maybe it's time I settle down, get a real job. Like a pizza dude. Or maybe I could be the worst mod in the history of ghost-town message board mods. Or both. Thanks for the inspiration. Sniff.

uR wElCoMe!

Posted: **Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:06 pm**

The Cusack wrote: You're just awful at this. You're making yourself look stupid.

Posted: **Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:46 am**

I'm sorry, I haven't checked Sludge for a few days. There was some guy on the corner offering pimento cheese sandwiches and those little bags of Sun Chips for a handjob instead of Snickers bars. It was a good opportunity to stock up.

Anyway - did I miss the fucking fury on Friday? If yes, would someone be kind enough to give a toothless, no-lifed hooker a link?

Posted: **Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:09 am**

While it's true that I was too busy sucking dick for donuts on Friday, I was able to peruse the boards Saturday morning after work and I saw nothing remotely resembling brutality.

I'm starting to think that we've all been duped and this guy is really just planning on sending Iggy a box of candy.

Posted: **Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:29 pm**

Mitzi Dupree wrote:I'm sorry, I haven't checked Sludge for a few days. There was some guy on the corner offering pimento cheese sandwiches and those little bags of Sun Chips for a handjob instead of Snickers bars. It was a good opportunity to stock up.

Anyway - did I miss the fucking fury on Friday? If yes, would someone be kind enough to give a toothless, no-lifed hooker a link?

Glad to hang out with on Friday!

Posted: **Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:34 am**

So, there was indeed nothing to miss? And here I was all excited and stuff. BTW Stoner....I have donuts!

Posted: **Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:55 am**

RabidElmo wrote:Wow.

The wit here displayed is BRILLIANT!! You all really have a knack for whatever it is you do!

Perhaps I should just fuck with all you penis leeches! Why save it for just one when I have a whole message board to play with.

It's good to have goals...bitches.

While I would consider myself a "Lower Level" contributor when it comes to flaming around here....It's good to know I can still look down and see you. Yeah, we feel "Fucked with".

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:06 pm**

VAPIDElmo wrote:You all really have a knack for whatever it is you do!

Apparently it's what saves the rest of us from you.

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:12 pm**

Has goth boi been pwned yet?

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:56 am**

RabidElmo = Weak Sauce

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:38 am**

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:50 pm**

Iggytard has been lambasted more times than a Turkish prisoner on these boards. There isn't really anymore skin to pick from the carcass.

The list of posters that he has been destroyed by is endless:

Sludge Mafia
Milkbones Bootiecrunch
Hungwell
The Alternym
RitchieBlackmoresStrat
Deathcurse
Me

The guy has been flamed and shut down numerous times. His pics have been posted, photoshopped, and photoshopped again. He is pretty much recognized as a douche.

Posted: **Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:27 pm**

RabidElmo wrote: @ VapidElmo

Like Chinese Democracy before...

IT BEGINS NOW!!

a project that was 10 years in the making that couldn't live up to the hype?

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