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JDV wrote:

FreaKShoW wrote:Why the fuck do I keep making these lame lists.

It's probably because your petri dish of suck is spreading through the boards faster than Ebola through an African village.

speaking of suck... that was purdy bad jdv.

2/10!

FreaKShoW wrote: And you are?

He's one of the cool kids.

The fact that you don't know this forever tethers your ass to the loser table in the lunchroom.

BUMSEX wrote:
speaking of suck... that was purdy bad jdv.

2/10!

Thanks for the criticism, you walking Deliverance joke.

FreaKShoW wrote: And you are?
Nevermind,I could care less.My only wish in life is to be considered cool amongst the "kool kids" of sludge.
Sadly that day will never come and my sadness will ripple through time like a dying star.

If only some of you had the balls/ovaries to reveal your horrid selves maybe I could have half of much fun as the cool kids.

I really do appreciate the fact that you COULD care less. That means a lot to me.

Cheer up, Sunshine. Your idiocy will always outshine your sadness.

I'm not horrid. How dare you? I'm one suave motherfucker.

JDV wrote:

BUMSEX wrote:
speaking of suck... that was purdy bad jdv.

2/10!

Thanks for the criticism, you walking Deliverance joke.

LOL!!!!

MitziDupree wrote:

FreaKShoW wrote: And you are?

He's one of the cool kids.

The fact that you don't know this forever tethers your ass to the loser table in the lunchroom.

If that table in the proverbial lunchroom is not full of subspecies such as yourselves I will remain here for the rest of my time on sludge,in bliss.

I'm honored to be exempt.

That made absolutely no sense.

Don't try to write like a grown up. You fuck it up every time.

Revert to your more familiar vocabulary of grunts and clicks and try it again.

MitziDupree wrote:That made absolutely no sense.

Don't try to write like a grown up. You fuck it up every time.

Revert to your more familiar vocabulary of grunts and clicks and try it again.

If the lunchroom area of the websites remains free from the subspecies of ya'll peoples which are propegatin' the most perpetrashun', I.....uh....


...that is all. Party liquor! YOW!

LMGDMGMAO!

MitziDupree wrote:That made absolutely no sense.

Don't try to write like a grown up. You fuck it up every time.

Revert to your more familiar vocabulary of grunts and clicks and try it again.

I'm not surprised that it didn't make any sense to you.I will dumb myself down next time I reply to one of your posts.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:

MitziDupree wrote:That made absolutely no sense.

Don't try to write like a grown up. You fuck it up every time.

Revert to your more familiar vocabulary of grunts and clicks and try it again.

If the lunchroom area of the websites remains free from the subspecies of ya'll peoples which are propegatin' the most perpetrashun', I.....uh....


...that is all. Party liquor! YOW!

....and you must be the class clown.What does your yearbook say about you? I could only imagine.
Wait...do they even have yearbooks for GED students?
I'm given you credit here,chumley.

Take it while you can!

FreaKShoW wrote: given

Don't fucking address me until you're spoken to, you ditch-digging tard ape.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:

FreaKShoW wrote: given

Don't fucking address me until you're spoken to, you ditch-digging tard ape.

got me!

Who's the clown now?

Point takING

Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:

MitziDupree wrote:That made absolutely no sense.

Don't try to write like a grown up. You fuck it up every time.

Revert to your more familiar vocabulary of grunts and clicks and try it again.

If the lunchroom area of the websites remains free from the subspecies of ya'll peoples which are propegatin' the most perpetrashun', I.....uh....


...that is all. Party liquor! YOW!

Sam reaches down and achieves his inner HairbangersJunkie... well done my friend!

FreaKShoW wrote:If that table in the proverbial lunchroom is not full of subspecies such as yourselves I will remain here for the rest of my time on sludge,in bliss.

I'm honored to be exempt.

But on that lunch table are pitri dishes garnished with chlamydia!!

OWNED!

HA!

FreaKShoW wrote: I will dumb myself down next time....

You can't dumb yourself down any more. This forum doesn't allow you to post pop-up books.

Hi lumi!
You little owner.
I am now relegated to doing your dirty laundry.

Yes sir may I have another!

FreaKShoW wrote:Point takING

Tard typING



Lumi, we're back with our weekly update. The opportunity for a walk-on team position excites and invigorates Dolts of all ages, and this year is no exception.

FreakShow has shown a near-desperate desire to be reviled and ridiculed in recent weeks, flamboyantly throwing his drool cup into the ring for Tardbowl consideration.

Savvy scouts watch these needy antics with a jaundiced eye to distinguish true Tard talent from a player simply suffering from a dominating spouse, demeaning employment or a rural primary education.

Aggressive FreakShow antics, while certainly Dolt-worthy, have a contrived feel and may eliminate him from consideration. He may have played his hand too early, tipping off coaches as to how much pleasure he'd receive from making the Tardbowl team.

Past championships have proven it's nothing about pleasure and everything about mocking humiliation. Back to you, Lumi!

Come on coach!

Put me in.I'm ready.

Christ, I'm about to break into song here!

You dont want that,trust me.

MitziDupree wrote:




FreakShow has shown a near-desperate desire to be reviled and ridiculed in recent weeks, flamboyantly throwing his drool cup into the ring for Tardbowl consideration.

FreaKShoW wrote:Come on coach!

Put me in.I'm ready.

Christ, I'm about to break into song here!

You dont want that,trust me.

Excellent observation. Looks like the kid just dropped from the first round.

MitziDupree wrote:

FreaKShoW wrote:Point takING

Tard typING



Lumi, we're back with our weekly update. The opportunity for a walk-on team position excites and invigorates Dolts of all ages, and this year is no exception.

FreakShow has shown a near-desperate desire to be reviled and ridiculed in recent weeks, flamboyantly throwing his drool cup into the ring for Tardbowl consideration.

Savvy scouts watch these needy antics with a jaundiced eye to distinguish true Tard talent from a player simply suffering from a dominating spouse, demeaning employment or a rural primary education.

Aggressive FreakShow antics, while certainly Dolt-worthy, have a contrived feel and may eliminate him from consideration. He may have played his hand too early, tipping off coaches as to how much pleasure he'd receive from making the Tardbowl team.

Past championships have proven it's nothing about pleasure and everything about mocking humiliation. Back to you, Lumi!

In all honesty I could name about 20 more worthy contenders for that position.You guys dont really have your eye on the ball now.Do you?

I expect more from the sludge elite.

Luminiferous wrote:I have to agree with Mitzi, although it might be too early to tell with these start ups like th' ShoW...

Let's not forget TheGREAT_Spiderious. The bold tough Telly Savalas rookie ownmeister-in-training who came here to kick some ass, but sadly fell immediately to injury, nailing himself bending over for his own soap by his second post, thereby ending what could have been what might have been a true Tardbowl finalist..

One can hope that maybe Lersx Lombardi can pm th' ShoW some tips and help him slow down his approach and allow it to come naturally like the gentle touch of throngs of women to freshly Pantene'd hair..

Never.Going.To.Happen.

ETA
Start up?

LSDisease is galloping hard on the outside. Keep an eye on this tard; I think he will prove to have a strong melty kick in the straightaway.

Metal Sludge wrote:Never listen to deathcurse about these things...he SUCKS at busting alts.

wendypopwilleatitself = sleazyrocker?

I AM THE GREATEST.

FreaKShoW is knocking them out of the park tonight.. The guy is a regular Don Rickles of Sludge! I'm guessing there has had to have been some pm coaching during the off season, because this kid is on fire!

FreaKShoW wrote:

deathcurse wrote:You know, Iggytard, IDI, and OVD all dying made me think "Why are so many people on Sludge dying?"

Reading this thread is making me think "WHY ISN'T 3/4 OF THIS BOARD FUCKING DEAD?"

I've pissed my pants five times reading your posts tonight.

You owe me a few pairs of acid washed Levi's.

FreaKShoW wrote:This thread is baking at a tempreature that could melt down at any moment and if you nuclear physicists dont give these punks some potassium iodide pills,quick !

We might have major a catastrophe

Luminiferous wrote:FreaKShoW is knocking them out of the park tonight.. The guy is a regular Don Rickles of Sludge! I'm guessing there has had to have been some pm coaching during the off season, because this kid is on fire!

FreaKShoW wrote:

deathcurse wrote:You know, Iggytard, IDI, and OVD all dying made me think "Why are so many people on Sludge dying?"

Reading this thread is making me think "WHY ISN'T 3/4 OF THIS BOARD FUCKING DEAD?"

I've pissed my pants five times reading your posts tonight.

You owe me a few pairs of acid washed Levi's.

FreaKShoW wrote:This thread is baking at a tempreature that could melt down at any moment and if you nuclear physicists dont give these punks some potassium iodide pills,quick !

We might have major a catastrophe

FreaKShoW IS funny though so i don't really think he qualifies as a candidate here! of course maybe im just saying that so it will thin out the competition so i can win the Tardbowl and have it all to myself! im tricky like that, so you just never know...

Thanx BUMSEX!

....and thank you to Lumi for the pm's.

I'm a kid now?

Interesting.

How old are you? Were you picked on in school and this is your great revenge?

Am I supposed to feel inferior to some twat who posts on a message board?

You take yourself way too seriously around here and dont impress anybody with your witty banter.I'm sure you get off reading your own posts.I find that sad.

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