LOL you are watching MUMMMY TV!

[Itwalksamongus]

What's funny is deep down in his mummified heart, he KNOWS he sucks, he KNOWS his dream passed him by.

Hey look, douchebag!



This was taken when we were in Atsugi, Japan on tour in June. See those kids trying to touch my bass? That's the Japanese hand signal for "you fail."

*laughs*

So - my dream passed me by, huh? Let's examine that. I make a living as a bass guitarist.

We can stop right there, and you're already wrong. But let's examine further.

Between my career at MI, playing in three bands, and a recording career in Tokyo I work about 60 hours a week - EVERY one of those hours is with a bass guitar in my hand. My band just got back from a 10-date tour - we headlined all shows and most sold out. After shows we sold tons of merch, signed stuff, and took pictures with kids. You think that's failing? I disagree. When's the last time you had ANYTHING in the charts, side-band boy? Our last album came out last August - both it and two singles from the album made the charts - and our videos appeared on MTV Japan. We record our next album in October for early spring release. Other than that I have two recording projects lined up in Tokyo between now and the end of the year - and just landed my first 2009 booking.

So you were in the Murderdolls for a couple of years. Cool. I thought the album was great - watched a couple of live vids on YouTube - very cool. But don't talk to me about "living the dream". I was playing six nights a week in bars before you were born, and playing arena gigs in Chicago when you were still learning to use a toilet. I'm 53 years old and I live the dream every time I walk out the fucking door.

Regarding your opinion of me, let me spell it out for you. When your opinion has an adverse reaction on my income streams, attendance at my shows, or sales of our records I'll start to consider it.

Until then, you're just another clown on a chat board.

Tell you what - please respond with "YOU SUCK" in real big font. Then I'll print it and have my tech duct-tape it to the side of my rig this week-end to remind me of how I've failed in life - according to you.

*laughs*

[deathcurse]

[deathcurse]

Also, could someone remind me of the last time "We're big in Japan" wasn't a music industry joke?

[NickoLeeBenante]

Hey look, douchebag!



This was taken when we were in Egypt when I was younger. See that fucker trying to bring down the wrath of God on me? That's Moses, and I ran his punk ass for years.

*laughs*

So - my dream passed me by, huh? Let's examine that. I tour museums as a major draw.

We can stop right there, and you're already wrong. But let's examine further.

Steve Martin and The Bangles both swung from my nuts. And when were you last the title character in a feature film? Between my touring career, scaring the shit out of small children, and a very busy posting schedule on Metal Sludge, I work about 60 hours a week - EVERY one of those hours is with one of my nuts my hand (I couldn'tr bear to part with it after it fell off from decay). My funerary treasures just got back from a 10-date tour - we headlined all shows and most sold out. After shows we sold tons of merch, signed stuff, and took pictures with kids. And did I mention the groupies?


You think that's failing? I disagree. When's the last time you had ANYTHING in the charts, side-band boy? Our last plague came out a couple of thousand years ago - both it and the books describing it have been best sellers to this day - and our videos appeared on CBN. Other than that I have an appointment to get a face lift and have my nut reattached next week so look out ladies!

So you were in the Murderdolls for a couple of years. Cool. I thought the album was great - watched a couple of live vids on YouTube - very cool. But don't talk to me about "living the dream". I was persecuting the jews six nights a week in the Sinai before you were born, and touring the states when you were still learning to use a toilet. I'm really fucking old and I pee on myself a little every time I walk out the fucking door.

Regarding your opinion of me, let me spell it out for you. When your headstone becomes a worldwide sensation, I'll start to consider it.

Until then, you're just another clown on a chat board.

Tell you what - please respond with "YOU SUCK" in real big font. Then I'll print it and have my zombie servant duct-tape it to the side of my sarcophagus this week-end to remind me of how I've failed in life - according to you.

*laughs*

Fixed.

[Itwalksamongus]

Also, could someone remind me of the last time "We're big in Japan" wasn't a music industry joke?

Here's another good one. Is this supposed to mean something to me? Let's set aside the fact that you COMPLETELY missed the boat here, as the joke you're referring to applied to American bands. But in the more general sense I know who I am and what I do. I get a great degree of satisfaction from being who I am and doing what I do. You think my career's a joke? If so, I ask the following question in all honesty -

So what?

[deathcurse]

Also, could someone remind me of the last time "We're big in Japan" wasn't a music industry joke?

Here's another good one. Is this supposed to mean something to me? Let's set aside the fact that you COMPLETELY missed the boat here, as the joke you're referring to applied to American bands. But in the more general sense I know who I am and what I do. I get a great degree of satisfaction from being who I am and doing what I do. You think my career's a joke? If so, I ask the following question in all honesty -

So what?

If you honestly believed "So what?," you would ignore comments such as mine and PDB's instead of having lengthy old man tantrums every time someone doesn't ooh and aah over you playing bass for the Rock N Roll Good Time Fun Explosion Smile.

Newsflash, mummy: Every musician on this board probably has a picture somewhere of an audience fawning over them. At my next show, should I take a picture of a bunch of broads touching my guitar while I pretend like it means something? What grade are you in?

So "We're big in Japan" only applies to AMERICAN bands. Okay. You make the rules. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

[Itwalksamongus]

Also, could someone remind me of the last time "We're big in Japan" wasn't a music industry joke?

Here's another good one. Is this supposed to mean something to me? Let's set aside the fact that you COMPLETELY missed the boat here, as the joke you're referring to applied to American bands. But in the more general sense I know who I am and what I do. I get a great degree of satisfaction from being who I am and doing what I do. You think my career's a joke? If so, I ask the following question in all honesty -

So what?

If you honestly believed "So what?," you would ignore comments such as mine and PDB's instead of having lengthy old man tantrums

I see. So you're saying that, since you respond to my posts, what I say effects you.

Got it.

[deathcurse]

I see. So you're saying that, since you respond to my posts, what I say effects you.

Got it.

What I'm saying is that you're clearly bent out of shape about me thinking you're a fucking loser since you temporarily unshunned me just so you could give me a stern talking to.

You're responding to MY criticism - it's not the other way around. The fact that you're kidding yourself into believing that you're merely responding to a post is almost as pathetic as you kidding yourself into believing you're some sort of rock star.

Keep reaching for the stars, Mummy! They're on the top shelf, right next to your bran flakes and butterscotch candies.

[deathcurse]

Also, Mummy, it's affect, not effect.

Learn English.

[Itwalksamongus]

I see. So you're saying that, since you respond to my posts, what I say effects you.

Got it.

What I'm saying is that you're clearly bent out of shape.

Nope. You're making that up - like the story you made up about my fat sister. just telling it like it is, bro. Am I old? You bet. Think I look old in that vid? You should be here when I wake up! Okay - maybe not. But, bro - here's a question -

Do you seriously think your opinion of me somehow changes who I am or what I do?

[Itwalksamongus]

By the way, bro - I've never claimed to be a rock star. But I know how you like to just make shit up out of thin air - so you enjoy that.

[deathcurse]

Nope. You're making that up - like the story you made up about my fat sister. just telling it like it is, bro. Am I old? You bet. Think I look old in that vid? You should be here when I wake up! Okay - maybe not. But, bro - here's a question -

Do you seriously think your opinion of me somehow changes who I am or what I do?

I don't think you look old in that video anymore than I think that water is wet. You look fucking old in that video. And if you weren't incredibly insecure about it, you wouldn't have had the video taken down and you sure as fuck wouldn't have straight up LIED about how the video got taken down.

My opinion of you is obviously not going to change who you are and what you do. That's not my intention. My intention is to laugh at your expense. Period. That's it. You want to know my negative agenda, there it is - to laugh at a clueless mummy.

Hopefully you'll continue posting about how much you really don't care about anything I say.

[Itwalksamongus]

Nope. You're making that up - like the story you made up about my fat sister. just telling it like it is, bro. Am I old? You bet. Think I look old in that vid? You should be here when I wake up! Okay - maybe not. But, bro - here's a question -

Do you seriously think your opinion of me somehow changes who I am or what I do?

My opinion of you is obviously not going to change who you are and what you do.

My sediments exactly.

[deathcurse]

By the way, bro - I've never claimed to be a rock star. But I know how you like to just make shit up out of thin air - so you enjoy that.

Right. You posted that picture of all of the hands reaching for your bass to illustrate what exactly? You sure as hell weren't showing us the advances of dentistry. Holy shit, look at those choppers.

And you got a lot of nerve calling someone a liar after you got severely busted lying about how the video got taken down. Let me guess, you're sticking with the story that MI somehow came across it on their own? Ahahahaha!!! That's a good mummy.

[Itwalksamongus]

Nope. You're making that up - like the story you made up about my fat sister. just telling it like it is, bro. Am I old? You bet. Think I look old in that vid? You should be here when I wake up! Okay - maybe not. But, bro - here's a question -

Do you seriously think your opinion of me somehow changes who I am or what I do?

I don't think you look old in that video anymore than I think that water is wet. You look fucking old in that video. And if you weren't incredibly insecure about it, you wouldn't have had the video taken down and you sure as fuck wouldn't have straight up LIED about how the video got taken down.

Bro - how exactly do you think the video got taken down. Wait - are you making shit up again? I don't have access to the MI Japan YouTube page - our staff in Tokyo does.

Next!

[deathcurse]

My sediments exactly.

Keep the old man humor coming. That'll prove to us all that you're young at heart.

MY SEDIMENTS EXACTLY! ROSEMARY, DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? I SAID SEDIMENTS INSTEAD OF SENTIMENTS!!!! OH HO HO, I NEED TWO PICKETS TO TITTSBURGH!!!!

[Itwalksamongus]

By the way, bro - I've never claimed to be a rock star. But I know how you like to just make shit up out of thin air - so you enjoy that.

Right. You posted that picture of all of the hands reaching for your bass to illustrate what exactly? .

You think I posted that to prove I'm a "rock star"?

Is this like your story about my sister being fat?

[deathcurse]

Bro - how exactly do you think the video got taken down. Wait - are you making shit up again? I don't have access to the MI Japan YouTube page - our staff in Tokyo does.

Next!

So you're not a member of the MI staff and you have no influence over anything at your job.

Interesting.

[Itwalksamongus]

Bro - how exactly do you think the video got taken down. Wait - are you making shit up again? I don't have access to the MI Japan YouTube page - our staff in Tokyo does.

Next!

So you're not a member of the MI staff and you have no influence over anything at your job.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, bro - that's exactly what I said.

[deathcurse]

You think I posted that to prove I'm a "rock star"?

Is this like your story about my sister being fat?

Yes. You posted that picture and talked about how big your band is in Japan to demonstrate that you're some sort of rock star. It's just like when you said your sister (and don't forget your mother) "struggle with their weight."

Thanks for pointing that out, mummy. Keen eye!

[Itwalksamongus]

You think I posted that to prove I'm a "rock star"?

Is this like your story about my sister being fat?

Yes.

So it is like your made-up story about my sister being fat.

Thanks for admitting that.

[deathcurse]

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, bro - that's exactly what I said.

Your claim is that you had nothing to do with the clip being taken down. MI Japan on the other hand said this -

Hi,

Thanks for your inquiry about Tim's video. Tim actually wanted to shoot a new one since the audio quality was not at it's best. Please stay in tune!


MI Japan crew

So according to MI Japan, you have the authority to take your clips down. According to you, you don't.

Why do you lie so much?

[deathcurse]

So it is like your made-up story about my sister being fat.

Look. Your sister is a fat fucking whore. I did things to her anus that you only read about in medical journals. Okay? I didn't want to tell you like this but you gave me no choice.

[Itwalksamongus]

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, bro - that's exactly what I said.

Your claim is that you had nothing to do with the clip being taken down.

Nope. I said I had nothing to do with the Itwalkamoungus clip being taken down.

Learn to read, bro.

And then tell me again about my sister being fat.

[Itwalksamongus]

So it is like your made-up story about my sister being fat.

Look. Your sister is a fat fucking whore.

Uh-huh. So when you make things up and post them here, does that make you happy?

[deathcurse]

Nope. I said I had nothing to do with the Itwalkamoungus clip being taken down.

Learn to read, bro.

And then tell me again about my sister being fat.

Okay, so you can take videos down on the MI Japan page but you can't have the exact same video taken down off somebody else's page. In one scenario, you have pull with the YouTube account, but in another scenario, your hands are tied.

Okay, so.....how did MI Japan find out about the Itwalksamongus clip? The tags for the clip were just shit like "Mumm-ra." Does your staff really like Thundercats?

[deathcurse]

Uh-huh. So when you make things up and post them here, does that make you happy?

No. Blowing a load on your sister's fat tits makes me happy. And then it causes me a great deal of shame.

[Itwalksamongus]

Nope. I said I had nothing to do with the Itwalkamoungus clip being taken down.

Learn to read, bro.

And then tell me again about my sister being fat.

Okay, so you can take videos down on the MI Japan page but you can't have the exact same video taken down off somebody else's page

Wow - were you ever good at this? I can't take any videos down from the MI Japan page.

[deathcurse]

Wow - were you ever good at this? I can't take any videos down from the MI Japan page.

Apparently I was good enough at this to get you to shun me.

No - I've decided dealing with you is like getting in a fist-fight with a dog. I've come to accept the fact that you're better at being an asshole than I am - so your next post will be your last that I will respond to.

Go for it.

MI Japan said you were the person who had the video taken down. WHETHER OR NOT YOU PHYSICALLY CLICKED THE MOUSE TO HIT THE DELETE BUTTON IS UNIMPORTANT. Holy Christ, you're fucking stupid.

So you had your video taken down but you had nothing to do with Itwalksamongus' video being taken down.

You have yet to explain to everyone how MI Japan even found out about that clip.

[deathcurse]

Also, I want to point out how funny it is that you tried to talk all tough about your big bad "multinational corporation" and then we find out the person wasn't even banned on YouTube and the clip was put back up within hours.

Ahahahahahaha!!!!!!

And just so we're clear on this -

You've admitted to ratting people out on MySpace. But YouTube? Impossible! No way you could have had anything to do with that! MI Japan was just surfing YouTube for Mumm-ra clips and what do you know! There you are!