The k3wl kids myth

[Iron Duck]

That's some Van Gogh shit right there.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Oh my. I've never seen him type so....big.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Thank you, Poison beyotch. I'd rather opt for making him jealous, though. How about I whip your cavernous ancient cunt with my flaccid pile of crusty smegma in morse code until you flow over with hepatitis to the point of Tommy Lee coming sniffing at your door?

Fuck, I'll projectile vomit a swastika sized hole through Kockstar's asshole just to crush an AIDS ridden bird eating spider in your smelly belly button right now. I'll even remove your first cousin's umbilical cord - who's a guy.

[upinsmoke]

Oh my. I've never seen him type so....big.

If you think THAT's big, you should see the One Word thread now.

[upinsmoke]

Thank you, Poison beyotch. I'd rather opt for making him jealous, though. How about I whip your cavernous ancient cunt with my flaccid pile of crusty smegma in morse code until you flow over with hepatitis to the point of Tommy Lee coming sniffing at your door?

Fuck, I'll projectile vomit a swastika sized hole through Kockstar's asshole just to crush an AIDS ridden bird eating spider in your smelly belly button right now. I'll even remove your first cousin's umbilical cord - who's a guy.

Cheap Czech vodka tonight?

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Do you have PMS?

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Unless it stands for Poisonwhore's mother's snatch, then no.

[RPB]

I must have been out of the loop for some time.... you're a twin to Skater. Awesomeness.

Smelly belly. That's a fucking keeper, man.

[RPB]

And for the record, I'm saving that whole last post you made about whipping my cavernous ancient cunt with your flaccid pile of crusty smegma in morse code.....and I will repost it in that font every time I need a laugh.

[Punk]

Can't believe I got dragged into that fucking mess. Did that Large Pink Font au Faggotry really say that I want Seb's cock and nothing else in this world?

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

And for the record, I'm saving that whole last post you made about whipping my cavernous ancient cunt with your flaccid pile of crusty smegma in morse code.....and I will repost it in that font every time I need a laugh.

Good grief, if all you want is a cheap laugh, why don't you just come out and ask me to fuck you already? Just so I can answer "arglghlglhg", which is the sound of a bloody fucking mess of that gooey gastric mix of fried dog's balls and Chris Angel's faggy toenails, or whatthefuckever I ate last week before having a series of Sherry enemas, swilling over your geriatric retarded ridiculously real breasts while Tirumph watches bitterly masturbating in the agony of knowing that the only orgasm of your life happened during defecating your daughter onto a dirty tissue behind a Taco Bell dumpster in Tijuana where you were deemed too old to whore your fat ass out like it's supposed to be.

Holy fucking EvelDick-run-on-sentence, what the fuck am I even wasting my time on here?

[RPB]

Holy shit. I am crying over here.

You should post like that EVERY time. And by every time, I mean just to ME! Ever.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

No problem. All it takes is two grams of blow, three bottles of liquor, meeting the love of my life whose dogs I really fucking hate and who I reject for making fart jokes, an AA meeting, almost freezing to death, and getting punched out by a rastafari. Provide me with that shit more often and I'll have the mindset to be somewhat funny.

[Triumph]

He has a plastic face, he plays in a cover band in assfuck illinois,, he wears make up....he is sleeping with rpbitch,, .... lets just leave him alone....

Holy fuck this thread has reached new levels of awesome. And I'm flattered that you could write my bio but you're being glib Kockstar. And misinformed as well. The band was in Missouri and I haven't been a part of it for almost a year.

Now since the Crue is on tour again surely you're Craigslist'ing your little, plastic Jesus smashing fingers to the bone looking for another "date". Maybe I can enlist your help in finding me some "Musicians Wanted" ads as long as you're already there? Thanks buddy 'ole pal.

[Triumph]

He has a plastic face, he plays in a cover band in assfuck illinois,, he wears make up....he is sleeping with rpbitch,, .... lets just leave him alone....

Holy fuck this thread has reached new levels of awesome. And I'm flattered that you could write my bio but you're being glib Kockstar. And misinformed as well. The band was in Missouri and I haven't been a part of it for almost a year.

Now since the Crue is on tour again surely you're Craigslist'ing your little, plastic Jesus smashing fingers to the bone looking for another "date". Maybe I can enlist your help in finding me some "Musicians Wanted" ads as long as you're already there? Thanks buddy 'ole pal.

eat my balls

Fair enough. But you're buying the beer at the show.

[deathcurse]

I'm insanely jealous of Kockstar.

He appears to have some sort of drinking problem but still manages to make sweet money.

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Iron Duck]

I'm insanely jealous of Kockstar.

He appears to have some sort of drinking problem but still manages to make sweet money.

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What band?

[deathcurse]

What band?

I'm assuming this is some sort of joke as I can't make heads or tails as to what the hell you're talking about. Basically, it's exactly like all your other attempts at humor.

[Iron Duck]

What band?

I'm assuming this is some sort of joke as I can't make heads or tails as to what the hell you're talking about. Basically, it's exactly like all your other attempts at humor.

You're quick. He has a drinking problem and makes shitloads of money, therefore I was inquiring as to which Gossip Board band he played in.

[deathcurse]

You're quick. He has a drinking problem and makes shitloads of money, therefore I was inquiring as to which Gossip Board band he played in.

LOL! That's funny!

Just kidding, it was lame.

[Iron Duck]

Why don't you just answer the fucking question?