Iggy Loses Mind, No Big Loss (or Who Are My Cheerleaders?)

[deathcurse]

Judging by the name "panteraman," this guy's probably fatter than shit.

[Itwalksamongus]

I was talking about people who post on The Gossip Board REGULARLY.

That's not what you said, is it. "Oh, I wasn't talking about that, I was talking about this!"

Idiot.

[Punk]

Buddha on a goddamn Dorito...I know that even you should be able to see that that's what she meant.

Come ON

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

If I had been talking to you, I would have remembered that your feeble mind takes everything literally...and then I still wouldn't have given a fuck.

The idiot is you, idiot.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Buddha on a goddamn Dorito...I know that even you should be able to see that that's what she meant.

Come ON

His ancient ass knows exactly what I meant - he just wants some of my attention. I just took my winter coat out of storage so maybe the smell of mothballs is turning him on.

[deathcurse]

I was talking about people who post on The Gossip Board REGULARLY.

That's not what you said, is it. "Oh, I wasn't talking about that, I was talking about this!"

Idiot.

So because she's posted on The Gossip Board before, that makes her a Gossip Board poster.

Awesome, because that makes you....are you ready for this?....A DRUNK DRIVER.

[deathcurse]

The Mummy's going to see that post, go "OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!!!!" like one of his grandkids just called, wet himself as he types out his mindblowingly retarded response, and then if I don't respond, he's going to follow me around going, "Guess you don't have an answer for me, huh?"

If I do respond, everyone's got to get all mad at me.

You're a drunk driver, The Mummy. You're not going to convince me otherwise. The time you plan on spending here, trying to make this thread about you, will be better used jacking one of Ghey Man's "Whitesnake is Awesome, I'm Fat" threads.

[GrayAntiMatter]

I was talking about people who post on The Gossip Board REGULARLY.

That's not what you said, is it. "Oh, I wasn't talking about that, I was talking about this!"

Idiot.

So because she's posted on The Gossip Board before, that makes her a Gossip Board poster.

Awesome, because that makes you....are you ready for this?....A DRUNK DRIVER.

YOURE AN ALCOHOLIC!!!


oh wait...that IS how it works....

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

No it's not - there's a difference between being a recovering alcoholic and a practicing alcoholic.

[Bourbon Cowboy]

[deathcurse]

No it's not - there's a difference between being a recovering alcoholic and a practicing alcoholic.

It's the difference between someone who walks and a recovering walker.

[GrayAntiMatter]

No it's not - there's a difference between being a recovering alcoholic and a practicing alcoholic.

How do you practice? Is that part of the therapy?

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Pretty much like you practice anything...you drink a lot and then you drink some more.

[deathcurse]

You know how stupid my haters are?

Not one of them has though to call me drunkcurse.

Take it, fags! You need it!

[deathcurse]

Pretty much like you practice anything...you drink a lot and then you drink some more.

You get knocked down, you get up again.

[JakeYonkel]

Pretty much like you practice anything...you drink a lot and then you drink some more.

You get knocked down, you get up again.

[Gritt]

I do want to thank panteraman for giving me the thought of Stoner and a vibrator. I'm going to retreat back to my hole now.

[Metal Sludge]

I guess I'm also a Doogie cheerleader because he's funny too. I may as well just be the official sludge ass kisser.

So let it be written.....

[MurrayFiend]

And I might as well be 'Fiendster for short'.

No?

[Metal Sludge]

Your title? Or change your whole name?

[MurrayFiend]

Your title? Or change your whole name?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You can change names? If my name becomes The Fiendster, I sure as hell won't complain, but if you'd rather just change the title, hey... I'm still a big supporter of yours.

EDIT: Fucking sick. All hail Metal Sludge.

[Metal Sludge]

Yeah, I can do that. Remember to log in the right way next time.

[MurrayFiend]

Yeah, I can do that. Remember to log in the right way next time.

Thanks, pal.

Keep up the excellent moderating, by the way. And your username looks great in that shade of red...

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

The_Transformation is complete.

[Metal Sludge]

Your welcome.
We already have an Official Sludge Ass Kisser though.

[MurrayFiend]

The_Transformation is complete.

But you... YOU may still call me 'Murray' if you so desire.

Everyone else had better use the name as it appears, though.

Oh, and Metal Sludge, good call. I'll stick to whatever it is I do best.

[Punk]

You won't catch me calling you that, so I'll stick with "hey douchetwat"

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Somebody's gelus.

[MurrayFiend]

You won't catch me calling you that, so I'll stick with "hey douchetwat"

Let's be real. It's not like you'd ever want to get my attention anyway.

[Punk]

Somebody's gelus.

Oh God yes. Perhaps I'll ask to change my name to The Punkster and refer to myself in the third person.