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Sorry, Booze-boy - this little gambit just isn't working.deathcurse wrote:I'll let The Mummy in on something.
Even though there's a world of difference between The Mummy and my dad, I wouldn't make age jokes if he posted here.
Itwalksamongus wrote:Sorry, Booze-boy - this little gambit just isn't working.
I don't have anything on Stoner - sorry. it's just one of those flash-point things - like you calling me a drunk driver even though you know I don't drive. It's Sludge, bro - try not to think about it so much.deathcurse wrote:Itwalksamongus wrote:Sorry, Booze-boy - this little gambit just isn't working.
What gambit? It's the honest to God's truth. I wouldn't make age jokes in front of my dad. I'm not a scumbag like you.
And let's be honest - is that really all you have on Stoner?
But you are a drunk driver. You admitted to it on a thread about the law concerning open drinks containers in cars.Itwalksamongus wrote:Like you calling me a drunk driver even though you know I don't drive.
No, I'm not. I had an incident in LA a couple of years ago - it was my last. So calling me a drunk driver is like calling me a smoker.CliffByford wrote:But you are a drunk driver.Itwalksamongus wrote:Like you calling me a drunk driver even though you know I don't drive.
Gotcha.Itwalksamongus wrote:So call me a drunk driver.
CliffByford wrote:Don't mind me - I'm a fucking moron.Itwalksamongus wrote:So call me a drunk driver.
Well, I could have something on Stoner, but that would involve caring.Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:
We know.
So - a plus.SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:This is the only time I'll ever say this
See, the difference is that, whilst you had to type something new and attribute it to me, with a little judicious editing I managed to supply you with a quotation without adding additional letters.Itwalksamongus wrote:Don't mind me - I'm a fucking moron.
I'm 35 and my dad is 53 and will be 54 in Sept. I think that makes him younger than the mummy.deathcurse wrote:I'm not 30. You're lying to suit your own agenda.Itwalksamongus wrote:Well, you're 30 - how far off could he be? Five years? Or, WAIT - "you're old but my dad ISN'T"????
Is he a drunk too?
And there's a world of difference between you and my father.
You look like SHIT. Your teeth are all rotten, your gaunt as shit, your hair looks like corpse hair - the list is endless. Chicks I date think my dad is a handsome dude. Ask Stoner - she said my dad is HOT.
I've never heard my dad say an abusive thing towards any woman EVER. Never called a woman a "bitch" and he certainly never commented on their weight. You? You'll send anonymous women harassing e-mails over misspelled words.
My dad is an extremely educated man. If you were to ask my dad about any subject - be it botany, Shakespeare, U2, cicadas, firearms, Robert Mitchum, how to properly smoke a ham - he'll give an encyclopedic rundown of that subject. You, on the other hand, are on the opposite side of that spectrum. You don't seem to know shit about dick.
My dad's an incredibly gifted visual artist. You're a hack.
My dad doesn't go on the internet saying things like "Bro, what's up, bro? Yo dog, you're a douchenozzle. Word up, homeslice."
My dad's a great guy, he's liked by just about everyone. He's a quiet guy who never toots his own horn even though he has every reason in the world to.
You? You're loathed by everyone who crosses your path and you don't shut the fuck up about your life's meager accomplishments.
So no. I'm not talking about my dad.
Doesn't matter. It's called editing a post.CliffByford wrote:See, the difference is that, whilst you had to type something new and attribute it to me, with a little judicious editing I managed to supply you with a quotation without adding additional letters.Itwalksamongus wrote:Don't mind me - I'm a fucking moron.
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Not right now. I'll let you know if and when something crops up though.Itwalksamongus wrote:Don't mind me - I'm a fucking moron.
Anything else?
Thanks for illustrating my point.CliffByford wrote:Not right now. I'll let you know if and when something crops up though.Itwalksamongus wrote:Don't mind me - I'm a fucking moron.
Anything else?
You're welcome.Itwalksamongus wrote:Don't mind me - I'm a fucking moron.
Thanks for illustrating my point.
deathcurse wrote: You look like SHIT. Your teeth are all rotten, your gaunt as shit, your hair looks like corpse hair - the list is endless.
Craig1168 wrote:Glad to see buisness as usual here.
Hey, as long as you stay as stupid as you obviously are it's an easy lob in from the corner.Craig1168 wrote: Glad to see the one trick pony is still kicking.
Wow - hey dumbshit, here's a hint -Craig1168 wrote:But keep telling all of us how educated you are.
Wow. How fucking stupid are you, Fake Soldier Boy?Craig1168 wrote:Okay so your whole life is a lie
Opinion given all the respect it so truly deserves.Craig1168 wrote:Dude you're a fucking sham.
That's cute how you post that like your opinion matters.Craig1168 wrote:
You're the circus clown of sludge