Murrayfiend

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:15 pm

The PMs are fake. I'm "supposed to" say that, just as I was "supposed to" say I was going to bed last night and shit like that. There was another one but I forgot it.

I'm cleverly poking fun at flame-war cliches. Sorry you didn't get it.

And I'm plenty smart, thanks. That's why you (yes, you) initially didn't believe I was a youngster. Mm-hmm.

Like I said, I'm not in your clique. You know no more about me than the rest of Sludge. I may have fronted with my "wannabe cool kid" business, but a front's a front. No more than that.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:22 pm

You're damn right you're not in my clique' and I don't think anyone ever confused you someone awesome enough to be in my clique; I can only surmise you felt the need to say that because you thought you might have fooled a few retards into believing that you were.

BTW, I got your dumb joke. I just improved it. And I'm NOT sorry that you didn't get it because it's just one more thing to point and laugh at you about.

That's right, son - AT you.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:25 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
BTW, I got your dumb joke. I just improved it.

False to anyone with eyes. I'll read no further.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:27 pm

Hey, on the subject of fooling retards, some people actually think you're scary?

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit (c) Clay Davis.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:30 pm

Do you think you can post three times in a row this time?

I've got $100 on retard bingo and I really need to get my roots done.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:33 pm

Fuck your roots. Let that shit fall out and you might then at least APPEAR to be the 'evil genius' you've deluded yourself into thinking you are.

Too many cherokeeponies, not enough Fiendsters, that's all I'm sayin'.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:46 pm

Oh for fuck's sake, that post is just sad. Look how far you've fallen in just 24 hours, Murray - I hate to see you this time next week, much less this time next year.

In fact, that post is so fucking sorry that instead of a birthday thread this year (because nobody else will start one for you and you surely realize that), I'm just going to quote that stupid ass post.

Fuck everyone else - hand ME the god damn fork.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:56 pm

We all have our throwaways. You haven't exactly had the Midas touch lately, either. Hate to break it to you...

Fact is, post for post, comment for comment, funny for funny, I'd place myself in the top 5 on Sludge right now. You might be number seven. Fuck it if no one else agrees with me. You're transparent as hell, but no one's scratched the surface when it comes to the meanings and the implications behind my shit.

Believe it or don't. Either way you're taking an L right here.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:05 pm

Oh, and I'm well aware of the fact that this is ultimately leading up to you "going for a broke" with a well-formulated (to your credit), multi-paragraph "beatdown", including a witty "Jesus ____ing a ______ Christ" remark and several uses of the word "motherfucker".

It'll be nice and theatrical and maybe one or two people'll laugh at it or post an "OWNED" pic... well, actually, probably not; this thread hasn't been a great success and that's as much your fault as it is mine.

But what I'm getting at, basically, is that you've definitely got a formula here. I'm wild and free, not bound by ideas like spectacle and 'impressing the masses'. In the end I think that makes me all the better.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:08 pm

Cherokeepony is so much better at this shit than you. At least that crazy bitch believes the bullshit she spews.

And so this is where we part ways, 'fiend. You keep posting, and I might check in much later just to see if I can get my roots done tomorrow. In the meantime, I'll be over on The Gossip Board reading some shit that is actually entertaining - shit about Michael Hott. You know, The Hottster?

It has a nice ring, doesn't it?

*flick*

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:11 pm

You say we've "part[ed] ways" but we both know you don't mean it.

Murrayfiend wrote:But what I'm getting at, basically, is that you've definitely got a formula here. I'm wild and free, not bound by ideas like spectacle and 'impressing the masses'. In the end I think that makes me all the better.

I assure you a birthday thread in my honour will be authored by you. Like I said, transparent as heeeeeeeeeeeeell.

makaveli · Post by **makaveli** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:59 pm

Ahhhhhh..........Sludge was good tonight.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:15 pm

makaveli wrote:Ahhhhhh..........Sludge was good tonight.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:18 pm

Man, that .gif is the shit.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:24 pm

.dot. wrote:I think it's just so so.

Wanna know what I think of this line?

(Actually, that shit was pretty chuckle-worthy, but... you know...)

EvilRockPosh · Post by **EvilRockPosh** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:44 pm

I want to fuck that .gif.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:48 pm

Hott, ain't it?

Iron Duck · Post by **Iron Duck** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:06 am

I think your "supposed to's" and Stoner-post-predictions are where she'll eventually snag you with the meltdown accusations. I can imagine it unfolding word for word as I type.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:15 am

Iron Duck wrote:I think your "supposed to's" and Stoner-post-predictions are where she'll eventually snag you with the meltdown accusations. I can imagine it unfolding word for word as I type.

Well, I've gotta say, as far as "meltdowns" go, if that stuff qualifies, it's pretty sub-

.

Besides, the fuck you know?

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:14 am

Thing is, I feel like I have something to prove now. There's a certain raw energy and a newfound exuberance in my shit. I'm not literally analyzing my stool on such a deep level, by "my shit" I mean rockin' message board rockness.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:22 am

And anotha one (c) Phonte from Little Brother.

Go make yourself look good, biatch.

Constantine · Post by **Constantine** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:46 am

Murrayfiend wrote:I'm not literally analyzing my stool on such a deep level, by "my shit" I mean rockin' message board rockness.

Thanks for the heads up genius, that was sooo funny I forgot to laugh! Only a completely koolaid impaired person can't see that what you're doing is ANYTHING but trolling. You’re just another sheep ok? Get that through your thick skull you bottom feeder.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:49 am

Yeah, 'cause "trolling" sho' is something to aspire to.

Get the fuck outta here and go let Old Man Miller gum your phallus some more, cuntracket.

I'm here for a much greater purpose than you'll ever comprehend.

Constantine · Post by **Constantine** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:07 am

Murrayfiend wrote:Yeah, 'cause "trolling" sho' is something to aspire to.

Get the fuck outta here and go let Old Man Miller gum your phallus some more, cuntracket.

I'm here for a much greater purpose than you'll ever comprehend.

The fellatio and penis theme...again? Really I don't care about you're personal issues but you're sole purpose here is to jerkoff to every little bit of attention you can get.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:09 am

^Clearly has no powers of observation and should give up on his quest for a decent post.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:11 am

Why'd Constantine have to come and have me make a fool of myself like that? Know what, I'm glad he did. Yeah, I said it. Fuck me.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:15 am

Scratch that, he's definitely not HollywoodBomb. I fucked up hardcore. Jah, give I strength to live out the greater part of my days.

Constantine · Post by **Constantine** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:18 am

That's the kind of retarded answer I expected from you coward. Don't forget one thing, it was you who first attacked me on here. You have picked on the wrong person little friend.

what's gon' happen?

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:19 am

That's that shit. Phat Kat aka Ronnie Cash and my man Elzhi FUCKIN' YOU UP. Black Milk beats... sheeeeit.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:29 am

I was cold fucking busted in a lie. A web of lies, actually. I almost fucked up two or five lives today. Thing is, I don't want no record of it. So accept my humblest deletions and retractions, folksters.

Murrayfiend

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