Poll...rate my looks

[Cliffenstein]

That question right there is gayer than Richard Simmons giving Nathan Lane a jolly rogering on stage at a Cher concert.

hahahahahha...awesome!

See, people...this kinda comment is way more sludgeworthy than what generally passes for A+ material around here these days.

Good work.

[rattstar]

Haters unite!

I don't think that's your wife...................that's Haley's cousin

[Cliffenstein]

Who is this guy?

Cliffy Huntington...guitarist for the Huntingtons and Main Line Riders. I'm also a mastering engineer at Steinhaus Mastering.

I'm a good guy who drives the nutjob regulars around here crazy.

It's a badge of honor.

[acefrehleysbeer]

your wifes sideburns are ugly and she has nigger lips

Well you have liverlips.

[RPB]

Who is this guy?

Cliffy Huntington...guitarist for the Huntingtons and Main Line Riders. I'm also a mastering engineer at Steinhaus Mastering.

I'm a good guy who drives the nutjob regulars around here crazy.

It's a badge of honor.

Another no-name musician... got it. No thanks. I thought maybe you were famous or something.

And your parents must have hated you since birth to name you Cliffy. Fuck.

[Cliffenstein]

I don't think that's your wife...................that's Haley's cousin

Nope, that's Kristi. That picture is from two years ago. Here's one from a couple months ago:

[RPB]

Oxycontin?

[Cliffenstein]

I thought maybe you were famous or something.

Depends on who you're askin'...certainly not to the folks around here, though...yeah, I'll give ya that much.

[Cliffenstein]

Oxycontin?

Never done drugs in my life.

[RPB]

I was talking about her.

At least she has the coolest name a chick can have.

[MasterOfMeatPuppets]

Donnie+Lisa Vie redux?

[Cliffenstein]

I was talking about her.

Oh...same goes for her, though...no way.

[Scaryhead]

Oxycontin?

You mean collagen?

I assume you're referring to this fake bitch's Trailer Hitch Chrome Removers....

If this fagoot hadn't registered in 2005, I would have put my money on an IDIAMIN revenge alt.

[Cliffenstein]

You mean collagen?

Wrong again!

[RPB]

Oxycontin?

You mean collagen?

I was gonna go that route, but figured that was just too easy. Instead I used the fact that she looks out of it and high as a mother fucker.

A .gif of her drooling would be much appreciated, people!

[Cliffenstein]

Who is your Dad?

The one on the right:

[Cliffenstein]

I was gonna go that route, but figured that was just too easy.

Too easily wrong. She's beautiful exactly as God made her.

A .gif of her drooling would be much appreciated

I ain't got that, but I got this:

[RPB]

She's actually really cute. In a trailer trash, smoking a cigarette while announcing, "I don't care if everyone know I gots Herpes. That bitch over there is the one that gave it to me. YOU HEAR THAT?! HE gave me the Herpes!" way.

[Cliffenstein]

She's actually really cute. In a trailer trash, smoking a cigarette while announcing, "I don't care if everyone know I gots Herpes. That bitch over there is the one that gave it to me. YOU HEAR THAT?! HE gave me the Herpes!" way.

Hahahahhah...that made me laugh out loud. You got style!

She's beautiful and we were both raised really poor. We don't smoke either.

Oh...and no STD's either.

We do have two really beautiful wiener dogs, though!

[Bourbon Cowboy]

Nope, that's Kristi. That picture is from two years ago. Here's one from a couple months ago:

That's been a rough last two years. When's the rest of her planet invading earth?

[Cliffenstein]

That's been a rough last two years.

Naah, she's super beautiful as a brunette and I love that picture.

[UtahRatt]

Is she feral?

[RPB]

There's no way a young girl like that would date you. No way.

You should read this thread to see how this will end. Just don't get too excited. You might get 4-6 pages at best.

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=211226

[Bourbon Cowboy]

She had that zit on her upper lip for two years?

[UtahRatt]

So where did you pick her up Cliffy? Digging in the trash out back?

[Cliffenstein]

There's no way a young girl like that would date you. No way.

She's been my wife now for two years.

[Cliffenstein]

She had that zit on her upper lip for two years

You talkin' 'bout the monroe piercing? She's had that for years, but just took it out last week.

[UtahRatt]

She's been my wife now for two years.

But instead of blood tests ya got tetanus shots?

[Bourbon Cowboy]

There's no way a young girl like that would date you. No way.

She's been my wife now for two years.

So the same amount of time as Donnie and Lisa have been together? Interesting.

[Cliffenstein]

from pimping out your "remasters" to your "Do you want me to stay?" thread.

Remastering albums that have never been remastered and offering them up to some like minded folks for free is not pimping.

The "do you want me to stay" thread was as much of a joke as this one is. I realize you folks who mistakenly believe you're in charge around here don't get it, but that doesn't lessen its laugh value for me in the least...in fact, it greatly enhances it.

Now pimping off some poor girl you obviously drugged to be seen with your worthless carcass basically pulls a page out of the Mummy's book of " How to look cool after 40" book.

That poor girl is my beautiful wife. Get up with me after November rolls around and I'll take you up on your publishing offer.

All I can say is good luck to your future endevours around here!

Thanks...goin' great so far!