Rank These Sludgers in Order of Stupidity

[J. D.]

These things shift like fuck all the time, and you can't predict it - Tommy 2Tard has gone relatively easy on the shitposts lately, and on the basis of this thread alone, I wonder whether Machado shouldn't be higher, purely for redundant butthurtism.

1. KAOS
2. tym
3. Machado
4. Gazpacho
5. theglammerthebetter
6. RockNRev
7. ROADHEAD
8. Tommy2Tone
9. NeverSurrender
10. Heenan

Mind you, I'd probably get rid of that last three and replace 'em with ac/dcsucks, LA Glamrocker, and probably DeathRowJoe (I like my trolls to be at least funny and original now and again).

[SeminiferousButtNoid]

I need to amend my list. Roadhead has surpassed Dym as the dumbest poster and there has been some other shuffling. Heenan Snuka shouldn't even be on this list because he's schtick.


1) ROADHEAD
2) Tym
3) Machado
4) KAOS
5) RockNRev
6) Tommy2Tone84
7) Theglammerthebetter
8 ) Gazpacho
9) NeverSurrender
10) Heenan Snuka
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[Chip Z'Hoy]

I have to revise this list.

1. Tym

I can't believe I ever thought there was someone more stupid. His posts are so devoid of content that the old spambots added more to conversations. I don't think people actually read his posts. I have and no I want to block him, something I never thought I would do. Lovecraft would be envious of how maddening they are.

2. Machado
3. Gazpacho
4. RockNRev
5. Lounge ROADHEAD
6. NeverSurrender
7. Glammer
8. Tommy2Tone84
9. KAOS
10. Snuks

I haven't seen a good Tommy2Tard or SurrenderUnderAMan flareup in some time. Rev is just waiting to be mentioned, and that rarely happens, so he's mostly MIA.

Glammer would rank higher if I only based this ranking on his movie reviews.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

I have to revise this list.

1. Tym

I can't believe I ever thought there was someone more stupid. His posts are so devoid of content that the old spambots added more to conversations. I don't think people actually read his posts. I have and no I want to block him, something I never thought I would do. Lovecraft would be envious of how maddening they are.

2. Machado
3. Gazpacho
4. RockNRev
5. Lounge ROADHEAD
6. NeverSurrender
7. Glammer
8. Tommy2Tone84
9. KAOS
10. Snuks

I haven't seen a good Tommy2Tard or SurrenderUnderAMan flareup in some time. Rev is just waiting to be mentioned, and that rarely happens, so he's mostly MIA.

Glammer would rank higher if I only based this ranking on his movie reviews.

I can always count on you to mention my name though, huh Ginger?... My loyal minion.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

And we can always count on you to log in every day and do a search for your name.

I bet you lit up like a Christmas tree.

Most days come up empty though, right?



You're a 50 year old bar musician, surely the sting of fading into irrelevancy is familiar by now.

[SeminiferousButtNoid]

Every single time I think of Rev and his band, I think of the redneck jamokes in Sling Blade who argue with Doyle over why they aren't hitting it big.

[DSAB]

We don't need to fuckin' practice, Randy!

[Gritt]

Matardo made a strong bid for the top spot today in the Peter Criss and Bruce Jenner threads. I would love to meet him in real life to bask in the stupidity.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

And we can always count on you to log in every day and do a search for your name.

I bet you lit up like a Christmas tree.

Most days come up empty though, right?

No... I don't come up empty thanks to loyal dinks like you and your butt buddy!
search.php?st=0&sk=t&sd=d&sr=posts&author=Chip+Z%27Hoy (Type "rev" in the search)

search.php?st=0&sk=t&sd=d&sr=posts&auth ... usButtNoid (Type "rev" in the search)

LOL! Proof is in the pudding, LOSERS! I so fucking OWN you both (as well as a few others here.)
Now go do the same search and see how many times I mentioned either of you dolts.

[Machado]

Matardo made a strong bid for the top spot today in the Peter Criss and Bruce Jenner threads. I would love to meet him in real life to bask in the stupidity.

Before I meet you I hope you follow strict orders and register as a sex offender in the neighborhood
Nobody needs you sneaking up unexpectedly around herrrrrr

[Gritt]

Matardo made a strong bid for the top spot today in the Peter Criss and Bruce Jenner threads. I would love to meet him in real life to bask in the stupidity.

Before I meet you I hope you follow strict orders and register as a sex offender in the neighborhood
Nobody needs you sneaking up unexpectedly around herrrrrr

I'm not the homophobic racist woman hater. That would be you. And you are the real sex offender. Anybody that you've had sex with or tried to have sex with ended up greatly offended.

[Alabama Slammer]

Matardo made a strong bid for the top spot today in the Peter Criss and Bruce Jenner threads. I would love to meet him in real life to bask in the stupidity.

Before I meet you I hope you follow strict orders and register as a sex offender in the neighborhood
Nobody needs you sneaking up unexpectedly around herrrrrr

I mean... it's just not even a little bit funny. Clearly the guy is trying, but he just doesn't come close. It's like the kid that tries the granny shot at the free throw line and ends up throwing the ball back across half court.

[thats_what_she_said]

LOL! Proof is in the pudding, LOSERS! I so fucking OWN the Jews and the history books!
Now go do the same search and see how many times I mentioned the Jews or history books!

[SeminiferousButtNoid]

LOL! Proof is in the pudding, LOSERS! I so fucking OWN the Jews and the history books!
Now go do the same search and see how many times I mentioned the Jews or history books!

[BlackCrypt]

No... I don't come up empty thanks to loyal dinks like you and your butt buddy!
search.php?st=0&sk=t&sd=d&sr=posts&author=Chip+Z%27Hoy (Type "rev" in the search)

search.php?st=0&sk=t&sd=d&sr=posts&auth ... usButtNoid (Type "rev" in the search)

LOL! Proof is in the pudding, LOSERS! I so fucking OWN you both (as well as a few others here.)
Now go do the same search and see how many times I mentioned either of you dolts.

[Gazpacho]

Do to the fact that I was going through a troll phase when this thread was started, I ask that my name be withdrawn from the list.

Feel free to replace my name with Whomever you like.

[Gritt]

Do to the fact that I was going through a troll phase when this thread was started, I ask that my name be withdrawn from the list.

Feel free to replace my name with Whomever you like.

Do too the fakt that you're spelling and grammar were so awful, I ask that you're name not be withdrawn.

[Gazpacho]

Do to the fact that I was going through a troll phase when this thread was started, I ask that my name be withdrawn from the list.

Feel free to replace my name with Whomever you like.

Do too the fakt that you're spelling and grammar were so awful, I ask that you're name not be withdrawn.

Auto correct is on all the time, must be wiye

[Son_of_Sam_I_Am]

Do to the fact that I was going through a troll phase when this thread was started, I ask that my name be withdrawn from the list.

And den...

Serial killer in Ohio?

Unfortunately it's nowhere near where Stoner lives.

Request denied.

[Tommy2Tone84]

1. KAOS
2. Tommy2Tone84
3. Machado
4. Theglammerthebetter
5. ROADHEAD
6. tym
7. HeenanSnuka
8. Gazpacho
9. RockNRev
10. NeverSurrender

TomTard is a real artist of stupidity

While flattered and I should be thanking you for the compliment, I'm pissed that you not only rank me at #2 but you are ranking me second to that amateur hour, KAOS. If I am going to lose, at least have the decency to put a real heavyweight in the #1 slot, like Moggio, Deathcurse or Bitchnak. Of course, you wouldn't have the fortitude to call out Chip Z'Melty and Parker Flygirl on their stupidity since that would put an end to your trio's weekly circle jerk sessions.

[Tommy2Tone84]

I don't know, Tym ranked sort of low with me. Don't get me wrong--he should be in an institution somewhere, drooling on a checkers board. But he seems to be somewhat aware that he's really dumb and I think there's a lack of self-awareness with the guys I put ahead of them. Tommy and Gaz both seem completely unaware of their retardation while KAOS and Machado are of the belief that not only are they not stupid, they are actually pretty bright. You'd have to be completely brain dead to believe either of them are anywhere near bright so I awarded them the top two.

1. Machado
2. KAOS
3. Tommy2Tone84
4. Gazpacho
5. Tym
6. NeverSurrender
7. RockNRev
8. Heenan Snuka
9. Theglammerthebetter
10. ROADHEAD

I don't even think ROADHEAD is all that dumb, except when he talks about politics.

This coming from the KING of Stupid. The four-eyed ginger kid who thought he was so fucking smart, he could take on the singer from Tuff on his own website and actually win.

Deathcurse quoting Star Wars while......



Getting his ass handed to him by this guy




Have you ever been able to get that "TUFF" impression out of the side of your face?

Congratulations Melty, Roadhead doesn't even look that fucking stupid when raising the Confederate flag and hailing to Ted Nugent.

[Son_of_Sam_I_Am]

Roadhead doesn't even look that fucking stupid

Let's not get carried away.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

I know everybody calls each other retarded and it's all in good fun but I've always suspected that Tommy2Tard is a slow adult. And I know I'm not the only one.

[Heenan Snuka]

Do to the fact that I was going through a troll phase when this thread was started, I ask that my name be withdrawn from the list.

And den...

Serial killer in Ohio?

Unfortunately it's nowhere near where Stoner lives.

Request denied.

[Gazpacho]

Do to the fact that I was going through a troll phase when this thread was started, I ask that my name be withdrawn from the list.

And den...

Serial killer in Ohio?

Unfortunately it's nowhere near where Stoner lives.

Request denied.

That really got to you....huh.

[Ironman]

Truth be told, you lost your "edge" under the deathcurse name and became an overachiever in the "average" department towards the end of your initial run. Your lack of originality and wit with the name Chip Z'Hoy" has been the greatest gift you could have ever given us my friend. Watching you struggle and stumble daily to recapture some of that past glory has been pay back enough for many of your past marks and outside observers. Thank you for coming back to us and proving what most of us already knew.

Ouch!!!

[Machado]

I know everybody calls each other retarded and it's all in good fun but I've always suspected that Tommy2Tard is a slow adult. And I know I'm not the only one.

You are a proud member of the "riding the struggle bus".
Hire a good writer and your comedy might get a chuckle or two
on occasion.

You suck worse than Stonebreed

[Gritt]

I know everybody calls each other retarded and it's all in good fun but I've always suspected that Tommy2Tard is a slow adult. And I know I'm not the only one.

You are a proud member of the "riding the struggle bus".
Hire a good writer and your comedy might get a chuckle or two
on occasion.

You suck worse than Stonebreed

Do you just make shit up? Riding the struggle bus? Is that like the yellow bus?

[KAOS]

Truth be told, you lost your "edge" under the deathcurse name and became an overachiever in the "average" department towards the end of your initial run. Your lack of originality and wit with the name Chip Z'Hoy" has been the greatest gift you could have ever given us my friend. Watching you struggle and stumble daily to recapture some of that past glory has been pay back enough for many of your past marks and outside observers. Thank you for coming back to us and proving what most of us already knew.

Ouch!!!

I may have to reconsider this statement? After all, I have moved down to the #9 position on his list. To be honest, he's been on a roll with the zingers recently.


Who the fuck is Tommy2Tone84 and why is he talking about me above? I never even heard of, or ever noticed that slap-dick?! (honestly)

[Chip Z'Hoy]

KAOS, you're off my list entirely. The Wack Pack has moved on!