BlowJob Question....

[AmericanJackass]

I guarantee I take the best blowjobs here.

GUARANTEE

Even from this girl?

[deathcurse]

She's have to take the taffy out of her mouth and maybe wipe some of that snot off her face but I'd be game.

[RPB]

The money is on it's way. Please... Please don't cut me.

I meant I was sending you $80. Damn it, Sanity, you always try to confuse me.

[SanityClause]

The money is on it's way. Please... Please don't cut me.

I meant I was sending you $80. Damn it, Sanity, you always try to confuse me.

Damn, I'm $160 down.

[Doogie]

WOMEN OF SLUDGE

UNITE TO SUCK MY MAN MEAT AND PROVE JUST WHO IS THE BEST SUCKY SUCKER ON THIS FINE BOARD!

Yeah, ok, so every tit thread we post crashes and burns, and now you are going to solicit head.

This should be fun to watch.

[RPB]

The money is on it's way. Please... Please don't cut me.

I meant I was sending you $80. Damn it, Sanity, you always try to confuse me.

Damn, I'm $160 down.

Alright, this conversation is too much like math class! Quit it, meanie.

I like the "SHE BIT HIS PENIS OFF!" thread better. You should all go read and reread that story. Always a happier ending.

[Sludge Judge]

All fucking rise!

The Sludge Judge has taken all evidence into consideration and is ready to make a ruling on which female Sludger gives the best head, whether you buttholes asked for my opinion or not.

It is found that, through thier own admission, RPBitch bites ween, and Winter spits hot loads back into her partners' faces.

"Sexy" is the key ingredient of blowjobs. Only Mitzi Dupree has attempted to be sexy in this thread. And sexy she is. A hot, sexy, dirty little slut. Such a bad, bad gir...

*ahem*

As such, it is my infallible decision thatMitzi Dupree gives the best face jobs out of any of the skanks on this thread.

Court is ajourned. Ms. Dupree will meet me in my chambers immediately.

[TawnyVonJagger]

S_IAD's sig pic reminds me of Winter. That's totally how I picture her.

[RPB]

Blowjobs are disgusting. I'd never let one of those dirty things near my mouth. The thought alone makes me gag. Let alone getting their 'stuff' in my mouth. EWWW!

[Triumph]

Blowjobs are disgusting. I'd never let one of those dirty things near my mouth. The thought alone makes me gag. Let alone getting their 'stuff' in my mouth. EWWW!

[SanityClause]

Blowjobs are disgusting. I'd never let one of those dirty things near my mouth. The thought alone makes me gag. Let alone getting their 'stuff' in my mouth. EWWW!

Does it?
No wonder she don't like going near it then.

[saracapri]

Most of the responses to this thread are nauseating.

[Doogie]

shhhh... do you hear that??? alll the dudes of Sludge FAP FAP FAP!

Yeah, great topic.

Uh, yeah, not so much on that one. The smearing part kind of lost me.

[RPB]

What's your obsession with swallowing anyway? Aren't you happy just to be getting a decent blowjob, and if you're extra lucky, getting laid later? Not happy to do a little different and shoot it somewhere? If my stomach is upset and I'm being a trooper, don't even think about getting it in my mouth or I'll puke all over you. Not so much the taste...it's the consistency. The texture. And the smell. Same reason I can't eat pasta with egg... or sushi.

[RPB]

Most of the responses to this thread are nauseating.

I take it you dont swallow?

But i bet you expect your man to eat you out and swallow your juices?

Typical woman!

Um, since when does a woman fill your mouth up with warm, salty, bleachy goo? Seriously. And don't give me that "she squirts" shit.

[saracapri]

Yeah really. It's like this guy thinks girls ejaculate all over the place. I'm starting to suspect he's a virgin.

[Punk]

If it was possible for you to make an even bigger fool of yourself than you normally do, you've managed to accomplish that in this thread.

Congratulations.

[Calexxia]

What's your obsession with swallowing anyway? Aren't you happy just to be getting a decent blowjob, and if you're extra lucky, getting laid later? Not happy to do a little different and shoot it somewhere? If my stomach is upset and I'm being a trooper, don't even think about getting it in my mouth or I'll puke all over you. Not so much the taste...it's the consistency. The texture. And the smell. Same reason I can't eat pasta with egg... or sushi.

Maybe you need to try my spunk, you might change your mind.

And its a common courtesy, if men have to go down on your sloppy vaginas and come away from it dripping with Vag juice why shouldnt you women take the spunk?

Its healthy and nutritious btw for any health concious Jane Fonda types

So, basically, you don't mind if it gets spit back into your mouth for you to swallow? Good on ya, mate.

[saracapri]

And its a common courtesy, if men have to go down on your sloppy vaginas and come away from it dripping with Vag juice

This does not sound like a 20 year old vagina to me. Where in the fuck are you meeting women?

[RPB]

Ah sorry Ladies, i just realised the problem here, my girl is 20 and young and wet, do you remember those days? she produces more juices than most men produce spunk so yeah, i have a valid point.

Definitely a virgin.

She's 20! She's in her prime!

[Calexxia]

And its a common courtesy, if men have to go down on your sloppy vaginas and come away from it dripping with Vag juice

This does not sound like a 20 year old vagina to me. Where in the fuck are you meeting women?

Well, she might have an infection that causes her to seriously dribble.....just sayin'.

[Doogie]

Um, since when does a woman fill your mouth up with warm, salty, bleachy goo? Seriously. And don't give me that "she squirts" shit.

Was that really necessary? Seriously.

*HOI*

[Triumph]

Just my $.10....there are a lot more creative things that can be done in that last 15-30 seconds than a girl just stopping cold and giving the "oh fuck here it goes" squint. Swallowing = overrated.

....and btw Manofmetal,

Ah sorry Ladies, i just realised the problem here, my girl is 20 and young and wet,

you wouldn't happen to be working on a supplement endorsement by any chance, would you?

[RPB]

*HOI*

HAHAHAHAHA!

That was a page!

[Calexxia]

Looks like i hit a nerve

You still haven't answered my question.....

[Punk]

If it was possible for you to make an even bigger fool of yourself than you normally do, you've managed to accomplish that in this thread.

Congratulations.

Virgin.

Pfft. That's like saying Kobe Bryant can't dunk.

Idiot

[Calexxia]

After you posted about the "health benefits" of swallowing, I asked this:

So, basically, you don't mind if it gets spit back into your mouth for you to swallow?

[Facedown]

You know who my favorite guys are? The ones that say "I can't come from a blow job."

Umm....I can't come from a blow job.

[Doogie]

So, basically, you don't mind if it gets spit back into your mouth for you to swallow?

The ranch on my salad I'm trying to eat just suddenly became extremely unappealing.

[Calexxia]

After you posted about the "health benefits" of swallowing, I asked this:

So, basically, you don't mind if it gets spit back into your mouth for you to swallow?

Its not for me to swallow, thats GAY.

I do my part by swallowing her Juices, it would be good manners for her to swallow a bit of mine.

I dont expect a woman to swallow, i was merely raising the question about what women would do if a man didnt give her a warning he was gonna come and he started coming in her mouth.

I did it the other night and she never even mentioned it, it was turn on. So Sue me.

Actually, "gay" would be swallowing ANOTHER man's cum. Not your own. My point here, and I'll spell it out very slowly...."If you think it's so yummy, etc., then you should be equally prepared to deal with swallowing it yourself." I'd be more than willing to bet that your gal has sucked your cock after it's been in her pussy, so obviously doesn't mind the taste of HER cum.

Which should tell ya something, no?