Metal Sludge Gossip Board

Hungwell wrote:

"I'm gay as fuk"..."sonofaBITCH!!"

CliffByford wrote:First things first - loving your work Stoner. That animation is eerily close to those times when I roll up to my nearest tavern for a gin and tonic with a slice of light racism on the side.

GreazyKlutz - you are, in the parlance of my home nation, rubbish at this lark. It's no secret that Metal Mistress and I are offline friends. However, trying to bait me via her is a misstep - frankly, she'd deal rather handily with a snivelling little weirdo like you without breaking sweat.

I didn't hold any brief against you and Stringbean until you started to pepper every thread with the tawdry blossoming of your pathetic romance. You were (read: are) a non-entity. Saracapri was only mildly irritating, her slack-mouthed lack of charisma tempered only by her oh-so-cute mild protestations that she does not enjoy anal sex. Nature may abhor a vacuum but it seems to have reached a compromise with the space between Sara's ears.

The problem is when you appear together, at which point your exchanges are like so much shit, spread indiscriminately like some malfunctioning manure spreader. Although in fairness I am being harsh on pigshit, because that has its uses.

At heart, Greazy, I think I know the problem. And in some ways, it's not your fault. You're a creepy, stupid man. And your girlfriend is a straight-up, no-bullshit idiot. That's fine, but flaunting it is distasteful in extremis. Your reactions when people call you out for it are peculiar, and your PMs to Buttnoid are sinister. Go on - do yourself a favour. Take a break. Take a drive. In other words, fuck off.

GreazyCapri wrote:

CliffByford wrote:I didn't hold any brief against you and Stringbean until you started to pepper every thread with the tawdry blossoming of your pathetic romance.

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Yep... Fancy like a pinky in the air while sipping' champipple.

Hungwell wrote:

Dusty: "Hey Billy! You get a load of the hairless loner takin' these shots?"

Billy: "Yeah...and for some reason I got a mad hankerin for breakfast!"

Hungwell wrote:

Dusty: "I said GodDAMN I could go for a fuckin Frittata right about now.."

Billy: "Stop lookin' at him, man!"

vanitybinge wrote:

I'll take the population-controlling chemical-laced genetically-modified synthetic chocolate snack, please.

aceshigh wrote:

DEATH ROW JOE wrote:

Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:

Olds_71_442 wrote:Looks like Rod Stewart!

DEATH ROW JOE wrote:

yeahbuddy wrote:As a few of you know or remember I moved from Los Angeles Cali to Portland ME.

This should help ease your home sickness.

chungasrevenge wrote:

David_Lee_Halen wrote:
As an added bonus, Nagoya got treated to a viewing of Roth’s short film, “Tokyo Story” as the lead-in to “Ice Cream Man” instead of the ”Dog World” video.

alecjonsludge wrote:

Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:

Hungwell wrote:This place looks like Paladino's was air-dropped over a corn field and left to rot. I dare you to Google Map the place.

You ain't far off...

GreazyCapri wrote:

Metal Sludge wrote:When someone points that out to you , you start with "morals".
Why don't you examine the morals in this case?
Don't try to explain the law when it suits you, then make up your own when it doesn't.

SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:
"Nonsense! You want laws to be changed based on the typical knee-jerk emotion of all weak minded women whereas I want laws changed based on the faith I have in something that can't be proven. I win! What are you? Some ignorant house frau? I know shit about shit and stuff.
Ever heard of Jesus?? Abortion is wrong. Nigger death, notsomuch!
PRAISE AND GLORY BE!!

Here's some Bible thumping bullshit op-ed thing that proves how right I always am...."

Metal Sludge wrote: This entire case is bullshit, maybe not by the letter of the law, but bullshit nonetheless.

You can cite law professors and their opinions all day long and it won't change that fact.

SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:Wow, that was one hell of a rebuttal.

Metal Sludge wrote: Rebutt this!

Grendel wrote:

Olds_71_442 wrote:

Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:

JDoom wrote:I never notice losing any.

I mean, I have a metric fuck-ton of hair on my head, even for being 43. Not even thinning on top.

It's like my fifth best feature. Seriously, my girl has to charge me double because there is so much.

Also, I have to do very little to it when I get ready in the morning. Normally I just look in the mirror and say, "Fuck it, my hair looks great. Why mess with perfection?".

DEATH ROW JOE wrote:

DEATH ROW JOE wrote:Roth slept with his wife

Danzig in the Dark wrote:

Grendel wrote:

Olds_71_442 wrote:

Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:

Midwestmetalgod wrote:

Grendel wrote:

Olds_71_442 wrote:

Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:

Have no clue to these posters.

You have some reading to catch up on... viewtopic.php?f=1&t=290991

Personally I had known who Greg was, but never followed much about him, except when a mutual friend of ours pointed him out to me on Facebook and for shits and grins I snagged his photo for my avatar, but never said a word about it to anyone and just waited...
Sadly I was gone when all the shit went down, but came back in time to watch the aftermath..

Quick replay on the thread those pics came from, Greggles "Poizond13" Sixxvette started a thread on the Gossip board trolling and bragging about Poison playing a FREE show and having a massive crowd at Carb Day over the Indy 500 weekend... The thing is, EVERY band that has played there has a huge crowd, because it's $20 to get into all the festivities and a free concert. He started by posting (other people's) photos and pretending he was there... The mod later confirmed over the time he was supposed to be enjoying this JAM PACKED Poison show, he logged into his account on here..

He kept going until Bourbon Cowboy "pulled a Drunk Kennedy/Lickity" and outed him as Sixxvette from another forum and posted his Twitter account that was attached to his profile.
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=290991&start=330

From there it was discovered that Greggles, using the nym Sixxvette, was also a member of a Seadoo forum and then thanks to Eddie Lee Roth's pièce de résistance of discovering Bert's #1 fan had an appetite for 60 dollar hookers that he'd stick his tongue in their ass...
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=290991&start=780

He hasn't posted since that outing, BUT on Feb 27 of this year he came into the thread edited the title from "POISON Rocks 80,000 People At INDY 500 CARB DAY!!!!" to Sludge Is For Fags and edited all of his comments in it to a *...

A few are saved thanks to people quoting them, but much like Monsters of Rock's 4th of July weekend mass editing of his defense of Bert Miracles hair, Greg tried to erase his owning...

The thread truly had everything. The mod poking HMZ, Greg & HMZ, Levi vs truthersurrender and the best part, Greg's being busted as having to pay to get laid..

Stoner wrote:I just proved it eleventeen times, you son of a schlong loving whore. CrouchingStonerHiddenBong is the account I had before it was shortened to Stoner. Are you saying I'm not CSHB, and if so, would you like to make a bet?

If the mod confirms I'm the same person, you get banned.

If she says I never posted with that name, you get banned.

What do you say, Shecky?

FullDJacket wrote:this is simple

post with a legit reg date and i will bow to u like i bow to israel soldiers


until u do, shut up
alruiwgt jksewui fag?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
I'm going to paint your mother's face on your ass before I fuck it and make it humble.