Itwalksamongus shuns "negative agendas"

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Thu May 22, 2008 4:24 pm

So after Tim posts my name on the board today and I tell him to remove it or be banned, we go back and forth on why I don't want my name on here, and why it would be considered bannable for him to post it.

I just got this in my inbox and I couldn't NOT post it. It's just too much.

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From: Itwalksamongus
To: CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
Posted: May 22, 2008 06:56 pm
Subject: Re: If you don't Quote message

I'm not asking you to do shit but keep my name off of the boards - my stalkers from these boards live in the same city as I do and like I said, I have two small children to protect. I can count the people here who know my name on both hands.

I have no problem with you, Tim - I just like arguing with you like everybody else. I'd like to keep it that way.

Okay, xxxxxxx - this is where you and I part ways. Recently I've had many wonderful, positive things happen in my life - both personally and professionally - so I've made some changes in my Sludge use. Going back into the Sludge toilet to deal with floaters like you is no longer fun or a valuable use of my time. I'm systematically cutting people - Deathcurse was the first to go, then Quantavacuous. Goodgirls was going to be next - but now it's you. Your negative agenda is clear - I'll no longer be a part of it. For that reason these are my last words to you, xxxxxxx. Address me on the board - I'll no longer respond. PM me - your PM will be deleted without being opened. I'm hoping you'll have the dignity not to chase me around begging for my attention like Deathcurse has.

To be clear, from this point forth any attempt by you to contact me, including but not limited to a response to this PM, will be ignored.

T. Miller

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LMFAO @ "negative agenda". Mummy please, that's like me scolding you for cussing. The only reason you've chosen to avoid me is because I've kicked your saggy balls into your tonsils on more than one occasion lately, you big pussy.

BTW, my response in the subject line was:

"You can't ignore a subject line. HAHA! You're a tool."

DISCUSS.

Pill · Post by **Pill** » Thu May 22, 2008 4:38 pm

Recently I've had many wonderful, positive things happen in my life - both personally and professionally

He finally made poop?

DC really needs to put out a "Trip down memory land with ItWalks" sequel. The original was choice.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Thu May 22, 2008 4:47 pm

My favorite part was that GoodGirls was going to be next, but now it's me, and that he's "systematically" cutting people from his e-life. WTF? Does he have a list like Earl or some shit?

The truth is he couldn't quit GoodGirls for all the tea in China.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Thu May 22, 2008 4:51 pm

What the fuck, he posted your fucking name?!?! How did he get your name?

This is fucking sick. He needs to be banned.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Thu May 22, 2008 4:54 pm

I told him my name a long time ago. I actually forgot about it until he posted it.

He acted all shocked that I was upset, but yet he chose to use it after I called him out on giving chicke shit when he was here a few months ago bragging about drinking and driving, even though he's known it for over a year.

To his credit, he did take it down, but not without several FUCK YOU's and JACKASS's and WELL YOU USE MY NAME's.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Thu May 22, 2008 5:03 pm

I also like this part:

To be clear, from this point forth any attempt by you to contact me, including but not limited to a response to this PM, will be ignored.

Like it's some kind of Cease and Desist order.

FUUUCK AWWWWF.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Thu May 22, 2008 5:05 pm

This part made me LOL -

Recently I've had many wonderful, positive things happen in my life - both personally and professionally - so I've made some changes in my Sludge use.

I like how positive things are happening in his life so the one thing he's going to change is responding to me and Stoner.

He's still going to post as much as he always has (23 hours a day) but he's not going to stop getting his old man ass handed to him.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Thu May 22, 2008 5:10 pm

I'd like to know exactly what my negative agenda was/is?

Calling him out on hypocrisy?

Proving that he's a liar?

Telling him I think he's full of shit?

Maybe I should start stalking Sherry Globman to prove just how positive I really am and he'll start spellchecking me again.

The truth is he's a fucking clown who got his ass handed to him on more than one occasion, and he'd rather act like him ignoring me is on his terms instead of just admitting that he will NEVER win a fucking argument with me because he's a fucking retard.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Thu May 22, 2008 5:14 pm

People say I take the internet seriously. And I don't blame them. I come off as intense sometimes.

But look at that fucking PM. Just look at it! The guy's a fucking mental patient.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Thu May 22, 2008 5:27 pm

Apparently drafting letters of resignation to people you flame with on a hair metal site is where this newfound positivity is taking him.

ralphwiggumsdealer · Post by **ralphwiggumsdealer** » Thu May 22, 2008 5:45 pm

Too funny.

Simple math shows that this...

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:My bad. My humor is too refined for the STUPID.

Happy now?

plus this....

Itwalksamongus wrote: I've made some changes in my Sludge use. Going back into the Sludge toilet to deal with floaters like you is no longer fun or a valuable use of my time.

adds up to this....

I've never seen an elder meltdown before. It should make for a fascinating study. With any luck it will be long and drawn out, spread over numerous threads for days to come.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Thu May 22, 2008 5:51 pm

Yeah, I once said that I didn't think Itwalks was capable of melting down. What I should have said is that he isn't capable of getting hysterical, but what he will do when someone clowns the fuck out him is tuck dick and run.

I've made some changes in my Sludge use. Going back into the Sludge toilet to deal with floaters like you is no longer fun or a valuable use of my time.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, sure you did, Timmy - we all believe you, too.

SWEAR.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Thu May 22, 2008 6:51 pm

Randog wrote:If he cuts all contact with people here who think he's a douchebag, who's he going to talk to?

Who does he talk to now? Himself.

He doesn't have conversations with people. He edits their posts so they'll say what he wants them to say and then he responds to his own edits. I haven't had a discussion with the guy since 1942.

GrayAntiMatter · Post by **GrayAntiMatter** » Thu May 22, 2008 8:59 pm

You're a very negative person and when I read your drug induced ramblings the overwhelming negativity causes my aura to fade. I have to skip your posts from now on.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri May 23, 2008 5:08 am

grayantimatter wrote:You're a very negative person and when I read your drug induced ramblings the overwhelming negativity causes my aura to fade. I have to skip your posts from now on.

I know that you'll always read my posts, just like Tim will.

Seriously, why do people even bother telling you they're going to ignore you? If you were serious about it, wouldn't it make more sense to stop flapping your fucking gums and just get on with the ignoring?

Of course, Tim's idea of ignoring someone is sending them a PM to announce it, then making multiple posts and a dedicated thread to talking shit about you, while swearing that he no longer plans on entertaining your "negative agenda".

Then again, his idea of a good insult is "Learn to read" and he once claimed that he was king of these boards, so it's pretty fucking obvious he's dumber than a box of foreskin.

grishnak boss · Post by **grishnak boss** » Fri May 23, 2008 5:12 am

This shit's hilarious

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Fri May 23, 2008 5:22 am

Grendel wrote:I wonder if elder meltdowns smell funny?

I don't doubt they involve bodily evacuations of all kinds. Ugh.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Fri May 23, 2008 10:03 am

Quantavius wrote:He did something similar when me, Murrayfiend, and Mullethead, tag-teamed his goofy ass into oblivion. He already told me once that was going to ignore me, but what do you know, I come talking shit about his cat, and he's all ears. He probably forgot that he was ignoring me...

Like I said in another thread, that's exactly what happened to me.

I had some really wonderful things happening in my personal life, so I was off the boards for awhile, and when I returned, he replied to one of my posts almost immediately.

Shiraz · Post by **Shiraz** » Fri May 23, 2008 12:44 pm

It's spelt. Heh

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Fri May 23, 2008 12:53 pm

C'mon, guys 'n' gals. Let's unite in our laughter at Timmy... don't argue!

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Fri May 23, 2008 1:57 pm

I'm still confused about what Tim's doing different now.

"Going back into the Sludge toilet to deal with floaters like you is no longer fun or a valuable use of my time."

He hasn't spent the last 2 days "dealing" with me?

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Sat May 24, 2008 4:04 am

He popped into one of the threads I started yesterday to "yawn". It really expressed how done with me he is.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Sat May 24, 2008 1:32 pm

No, I can only hope to attain that status.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sun May 25, 2008 6:47 am

So much for Tim's new positive agenda. Over the past 3 days, he's made hundreds of posts arguing with people over dumb shit, and about 10 music posts. It's evident that he never had any intention to change his posting habits - he just went on a defensive PM strike to stop himself from getting banned. I can only imagine how much he groveled to the mod.

The bottom line is that when Tim gets owned, he puts your business out on Front St. He did it to me, he did it to Quantavius, and he'll probably do it to cookie should she ever figure out what a gigantic douchebag he is. I told him my name during what I thought was a heartfelt exchange when he was offering me condolences on the passing of my father. Little did I know that it meant that I wasn't allowed to call him a fucking douchebag a year and a half later.

Fucking PSYCHO.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Sun May 25, 2008 9:56 am

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:So much for Tim's new positive agenda. Over the past 3 days, he's made hundreds of posts arguing with people over dumb shit, and about 10 music posts. It's evident that he never had any intention to change his posting habits - he just went on a defensive PM strike to stop himself from getting banned. I can only imagine how much he groveled to the mod.

The bottom line is that when Tim gets owned, he puts your business out on Front St. He did it to me, he did it to Quantavius, and he'll probably do it to cookie should she ever figure out what a gigantic douchebag he is. I told him my name during what I thought was a heartfelt exchange when he was offering me condolences on the passing of my father. Little did I know that it meant that I wasn't allowed to call him a fucking douchebag a year and a half later.

Fucking PSYCHO.

That's pretty fucked up.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed May 28, 2008 7:30 am

BUMP.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Wed May 28, 2008 7:38 am

According to him, while offering those condolences, he was really thinking "She told me her name? What a dumbass! Fair game!"

What an awesome dude.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed May 28, 2008 7:52 am

I wonder why he hasn't sent Ghey Man a letter of e-resignation yet?

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Wed May 28, 2008 7:55 am

Apparently Ghey Man doesn't have a negative agenda.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Thu May 29, 2008 5:16 am

It's great how he thinks his e-shunnings will bother anyone. It actually makes your posting experience better because you can still make fun of his geriatric ass but he no longer shits up your threads with his retarded fucking spellchecking, 3 yr old quotes, and shit like "Huh?".

The "shunning" isn't so much of an actual shunning as it is a white flag of surrender from him. He swears he'll ignore your posts and no longer respond to you, yet the only thing that's really changed is that he now talks about you instead of directly to you, like a fucking 3rd grader. Which is awesome because it's one more reason to make fun of him.

I love that the tide has turned for Timmy, and I'm glad to have been a part of it.

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