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Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:05 pm**

Annoying, pretentious, emoticon-overusing dumbass.

That is all.

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:34 pm**

JakeYonkel's first Hatas thread.

Awwwwww.

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:04 pm**

Slightly_Insane01>JakeYonkel

Do the math!!

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:11 am**

NickoLeeBenante wrote:Slightly_Insane01>JakeYonkel

Do the math!!

That's rough

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:42 am**

What happened? Did you just find out that Slightly_Insane01 is black?

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:52 am**

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:What happened? Did you just find out that Slightly_Insane01 is black?

Yeah, that was it.

2Tempting wrote:I like Slightly_Insane01.

I don't like JakeYonkel.

That is all.

And I don't like you shitting up threads with irrelevant crap.

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:01 am**

I'm just stoked to find out that Jake finally gets why people participate in flame wars instead of just showing up in one to remind everyone that's he's above it.

Who knew becoming a Snack Buddy would give him balls anywhere but in his mouth? Maybe I was wrong about those guys!

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:03 am**

I'm not flaming anybody. Just pointing out the fact that this chick is fucking retarded. I can guarantee I'm not getting into multiple pages of insults.

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:11 am**

LMGDAO!

Either that was the best sarcasm in the world or you really are a world class pud.

I'm stoned so I'm not going to guess.

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:47 am**

December 2002 Sludgeaholic of the Month

People, we are in the company of true sludge royalty. A little respect, please? After all, how many of you mother truckers got to be sludgeaholic of the month?

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:10 am**

It really is too bad that he can't come back here now that all his favorite posters are in this thread. Being a flaming abstainer must be tough.

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:22 am**

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote: flaming abstainer

Hahaha!

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:32 am**

Yeah, you try your first Hatas thread and the douche crew has to roll through. Oh well. I'm not even attacking one of your own!

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:42 am**

JakeYonkel wrote:Yeah, you try your first Hatas thread and the douche crew has to roll through. Oh well. I'm not even attacking one of your own!

How do you know none of us own Slightly_Insane? She's black, remember? If anybody understands that concept it should be you.

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 am**

JakeYonkel wrote:Yeah, you try your first Hatas thread and the douche crew has to roll through. Oh well. I'm not even attacking one of your own!

One of my own what?

Friends? Race? Alts?

More importantly, what would make you think anyone would claim you over her anyway?

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:39 am**

One of your own buddies - you know, the crew that licks eachother's taint every time there's an appreciation thread, or who's smart, or who's funny, you get the point. I'm sure you're not that dumb, you know what I'm talking about.

And who said it was an issue of choosing her over me? If you wanna dump on me, start a thread about me. This one is for her. You notice nobody really defends that dumbass, they're just taking shots at me (which I'm used to, so it's OK).

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:41 am**

JakeYonkel wrote:One of your own buddies - you know, the crew that licks eachother's taint every time there's an appreciation thread, or who's smart, or who's funny, you get the point.

Even I get the point: you're calling us smart and funny.

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:42 am**

To your own circle, yes.

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:44 am**

I can call 5 people for free whenever I want, thankyouverymuch.

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:47 am**

Then I'll text.

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:48 am**

So is this like going to be gang war?

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:52 am**

SanityClause wrote:So is this like going to be gang war?

If I have to state that Slightly_Insane is black one more time I'll cry.

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:33 am**

I like her.

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:43 am**

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:
SanityClause wrote:So is this like going to be gang war?
If I have to state that Slightly_Insane is black one more time I'll cry.

My bad, I forgot.

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:45 am**

I like her because she is black.

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:50 am**

cookie wrote:I like her because she is black.

I like her more.

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:55 am**

nu huh

She is my friend, not yours.

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:34 am**

Yeah, fuck it. This is why I don't ever try to mingle with the cool kids.

I'm gonna stick to the Lounge and Sports Board where I belong.

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:41 am**

The thing that surprises me most about Jake is that he is FOREVER bemoaning how much "PC" has taken the fun out of life because he can't tell racist jokes anymore, while he himself has got the thinnest fucking skin on these boards BAR NONE. Even though he's been posting here for ages he gets totally asshurt over the tiniest jibe.

I also love how he calls people "pretentious" just because they use words he has to look up in the dictionary.

So what brought this thread on, anyway? Can somebody link what started it? I'm willing to bet it's because she used a big word while being black.

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:48 am**

chickenona wrote:I'm willing to bet it's because she used a big word while being black.

Pop another one.

I dislike every comment being something along the lines of:

"Oh my GOD.

" when it's something she disagrees with, and then comes out with some liberal babble.

Fuck, people. This thread ain't about me... get off my nuts!