Rav_Sputnik is The_K3wlest!!!

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Re: Rav_Sputnik is The_K3wlest!!!

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Needs to be repeated on this page.
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:So, since Rav thought it would be wise to run his suck again, here we go again.

Rav, I question your fundamental existence. Let's take a look at the facts your stupid ass has established so far in your pitiful Sludge run:

- you don't care about the music, you primarily care about image

- said image preferred by you portrays rock musicians as people wearing lip stick, make up, teased hair, and tacky clothes - reminiscent, albeit a little different, from transsexuals

- despite that fact, you're homophobic

- you look like you're 15 or something, you're skinny as fuck, you can't grow beard shadow, and you're a virgin

- despite that fact, you go out of your way to emphasize male supremacy

- the vast majority of all the bands you worship are terrible drug fiends

- despite that fact, you're as square as they come and you look down on people who actually live the "rock n' roll lifestyle"

Now, facing all that evidence, one can't help but raise the question: WHAT IN FUCKING HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? It makes no fucking sense whatsoever. It's like dressing like a hippie while campaigning for the death penalty and war in Iraq because you hate shaving.

Seriously, you pathetic little moron fairy, your life is a bigger lie than Lickety's.

And last but not least: Blitzkrieg, bitch. Your country's mine.
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Take off the Van Halen shirt before you jinx the band and they break up!
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SebastianLeeDanzig wrote: Blitzkrieg, bitch. Your country's mine.
GREATEST POST EVER!
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Christmas is over, when is he going to answer to this?
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slash69 wrote:Christmas is over, when is he going to answer to this?
Give him a break, he just got Steevi jaimz's pants, like he is too worried about posting when he is cuddling up with them in bed.
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Re: Rav_Sputnik is The_K3wlest!!!

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Maybe he's working on a follow up video to his Smooth Up in Ya masterpiece:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uL0RB5bV84
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Re: Rav_Sputnik is The_K3wlest!!!

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Either that, or he really thinks he can take all the people in the Lounge, but not me. Because I'm clearly more macho than the rest of the boards combined. Damn, it just makes sense now. Rav totally wants me.

Rav, are you in love with me? Are you just afraid of me or afraid to hurt my feelings? What is it?

Seriously, how can you ignore me of all people? We're both bilingual geniuses, right? We even have sort of similar roots (not a hair reference, sorry). My great-grandfather used to live in Poland. Granted, it was rightfully German soil back then, but still.
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