Rav_Sputnik is The_K3wlest!!!
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Rav_Sputnik is The_K3wlest!!!
LMFAO @ Rav incessantly proclaiming how ROCK N ROLL he is while looking down his nose at people who smoke fucking weed and basically proving he has a severe case of stick-up-ass disease. Talking like a burned out crack whore at the same time is just the icing on the cake.
Listen, you pompous twat:
1. The more you embrace how fucking silly you dress, the less idiotic you come across. Take it from me, I should know.
2. You're about as "rock'n'roll" as Avril Lavigne is punk. You couldn't be any more square if you tried. I've seen altar boys who were like Johnny Thunders compared to you. Why pretend? Every time you yell "ROCK N ROLL" it just makes you look like a limp-wristed interior decorator named Cedric who talks with a lisp but lets a copy of Hustler dangling out of the back pocket of his Prada jeans to show everybody how much he loves the pussy.
(And because I know you're lost as soon as a sentence exceeds five words and such a complicated simile probably made your head spin like the bitch in that Dead Or Alive song you jerk off to: it basically means that nobody's buying it. It also means you're a clueless pathetic laughing stock.)
3. Your hair looks like shit. That's not "stylish" 80s hair, that's what might come out if a lampshade and a dirty mop had a retarded love child.
Listen, you pompous twat:
1. The more you embrace how fucking silly you dress, the less idiotic you come across. Take it from me, I should know.
2. You're about as "rock'n'roll" as Avril Lavigne is punk. You couldn't be any more square if you tried. I've seen altar boys who were like Johnny Thunders compared to you. Why pretend? Every time you yell "ROCK N ROLL" it just makes you look like a limp-wristed interior decorator named Cedric who talks with a lisp but lets a copy of Hustler dangling out of the back pocket of his Prada jeans to show everybody how much he loves the pussy.
(And because I know you're lost as soon as a sentence exceeds five words and such a complicated simile probably made your head spin like the bitch in that Dead Or Alive song you jerk off to: it basically means that nobody's buying it. It also means you're a clueless pathetic laughing stock.)
3. Your hair looks like shit. That's not "stylish" 80s hair, that's what might come out if a lampshade and a dirty mop had a retarded love child.
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Re: Rav_Sputnik is The_K3wlest!!!
I'm too lazy and not nearly masochistic enough to go back in your posting history just to be able to quote one of the many instances where you explicitly flapped your gums about RNR lifestyle or some shit but I think this one says it all. And by "it all", I mean "I'm a retard who believes his own lies".Rav_Sputnik wrote:I call myself glam rocker. Glam rockers are addicted to hairpsray, you know?
I love myself, I love my image and I love chicks.
Remember that glam boys get all the babes.
I don't have to do any drugs to feel good.
You better go and smoke some ganja. I see you're getting nervous.
Do you really think I'm gonna get into a pissing match over how 80s and authentic your hair looks?! I don't give a fuck about whether you're sporting an afro or a Mozart wig but taking such pride in what looks like it smells like you just scrubbed the toilet with it doesn't exactly help your case, no matter what haircut. You can tell yourself it looks cool all day long, hell, I'm pretty sure you literally talk to your hair, but that doesn't convince anybody else, really.Rav_Sputnik wrote:And my hair looks cool. I like it. If my hair isn't an 80's haircut then you have no clue how 80's bands looked like (which is pretty weird since I always thought you're old enough to remember).
Shit, at this point, the only thing that could save you here would be some serious DEMOLITIOWNAGE but I think you even screwed that up.
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Re: Rav_Sputnik is The_K3wlest!!!
False conclusion but nice try.Rav_Sputnik wrote:Haha
You're kidding, right?
What kinda proof is that?
I always thought drugs suck but I don't think I ever talked about it on here.
So you think you're not rock n' roll if you don't do drugs? Wow, retard.
Okay, I lied. That was a lousy attempt.
And you just denied what's right in that quote above. The thread that was taken from is chock-full of you acting like you're above filthy weed smokers too. Give up.
Good job cutting off the quote right before I'm actually wasting my time explaining why you're dead wrong again.Rav_Sputnik wrote:Of course you do.
If you didn't, you wouldn't express your opinion about my hair in the first post of this thread.
Now that's a self-ownage.
Okay, let's face it. This is clearly not working out too well. May I stoop to a level you understand? Like... what's your favorite Metallica song? Mine's Blitzkrieg.
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Re: Rav_Sputnik is The_K3wlest!!!
Yeah, like that's gonna work.SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:May I stoop to a level you understand? Like... what's your favorite Metallica song? Mine's Blitzkrieg.
Next time try, who has the best hair in Def Leppard? That one might get his attention.
Re: Rav_Sputnik is The_K3wlest!!!
That has to be Phil Collen.grayantimatter wrote:
Next time try, who has the best hair in Def Leppard? That one might get his attention.
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I think I know where he stole his hairdo from.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMNqU7vcIj0
Check the blond guitarist on the left.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMNqU7vcIj0
Check the blond guitarist on the left.
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I didn't realize you were attacking me at some point. My bad. But I'm still not showing you my hair, perv.Rav_Sputnik wrote:You didn't defend yourself and you're changing the subject already?
Weak.
Why are you laughing? Not only do I dominate you on this board, I've also played a big role in ruling your entire country since the 90s. Bow down to the greatness of SLD and make sure to vote for me once you're old enough.and LMAO @ SLD everytime I see it since this contraction means a Polish leftist post-communist party.
I'm impressed you know a political party, though. Is there a controversial Pretty Boy Floyd song about Polish power structure that I missed?
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