LMAO! I think I just soiled my underoos!Jerkwater, USA wrote:
Rav_Sputnik is The_K3wlest!!!
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Gotta give the brother credit. I've been watching Rav work that for thirty minutes now and he still hasn't blasted. Oh wait, that's not live? It's just a loop? Shit, sorry.MonkeyBoy wrote:LMAO! I think I just soiled my underoos!Jerkwater, USA wrote:
Machado owes me an apology.Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
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Hmmm ... decision time: Beer or pay the electric bill?SanityClause wrote:Perhaps Poland had it's electric disconnected again.SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:Where are you, Rav?
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That picture is awesome on another level.
Haven't seen the kid post in a while I'm certain he's been run out of town crying tough.
Haven't seen the kid post in a while I'm certain he's been run out of town crying tough.
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Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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I've met plenty of rats, rodent & otherwise, that would be offended by that comparison. Pretty spot-on comment, though.Too Far Gone wrote:[URL=http://imageshack.us][/URL
Sorry. Why the fuck would anyone ever think this looked good? Rav looks like a cartoon rat.
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Re: Rav_Sputnik is The_K3wlest!!!
AIDS kills fags dead bump
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Re: Rav_Sputnik is The_K3wlest!!!
I was actually going to do the same thing. He must have done well in the Red Light District in his prostitute getup this month.
Re: Rav_Sputnik is The_K3wlest!!!
If you're going to dress and wear your hair like an 80s glam metal kid, it's rather stupid to NOT do drugs and drink, because everybody who looks at you is going to write you off as an alky druggie anyway and you'll have the limited options of such a person.SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:False conclusion but nice try.Rav_Sputnik wrote:Haha
You're kidding, right?
What kinda proof is that?
I always thought drugs suck but I don't think I ever talked about it on here.
So you think you're not rock n' roll if you don't do drugs? Wow, retard.
Okay, I lied. That was a lousy attempt.
And you just denied what's right in that quote above. The thread that was taken from is chock-full of you acting like you're above filthy weed smokers too. Give up.
Good job cutting off the quote right before I'm actually wasting my time explaining why you're dead wrong again.Rav_Sputnik wrote:Of course you do.
If you didn't, you wouldn't express your opinion about my hair in the first post of this thread.
Now that's a self-ownage.
Okay, let's face it. This is clearly not working out too well. May I stoop to a level you understand? Like... what's your favorite Metallica song? Mine's Blitzkrieg.
Now that you've dead-ended yourself, you may as well escape the reality by getting fucked up. It's really kind of the point, even Stryper knew to do hookers and blow!
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I think he's more of a closet fruitbag than butt rocker. At least they were completely twisted on coke whilst raiding their girlfriend's closets and makeup collection...
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I wasn't. I just liked the feel of their panties rubbing against my balls.Rainbow Bright wrote:I think he's more of a closet fruitbag than butt rocker. At least they were completely twisted on coke whilst raiding their girlfriend's closets and makeup collection...
Whoops, said too much.
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Re: Rav_Sputnik is The_K3wlest!!!
Holy Crap!SanityClause wrote:I wasn't. I just liked the feel of their panties rubbing against my balls.Rainbow Bright wrote:I think he's more of a closet fruitbag than butt rocker. At least they were completely twisted on coke whilst raiding their girlfriend's closets and makeup collection...
Whoops, said too much.
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Re: Rav_Sputnik is The_K3wlest!!!
So, since Rav thought it would be wise to run his suck again, here we go again.
Rav, I question your fundamental existence. Let's take a look at the facts your stupid ass has established so far in your pitiful Sludge run:
- you don't care about the music, you primarily care about image
- said image preferred by you portrays rock musicians as people wearing lip stick, make up, teased hair, and tacky clothes - reminiscent, albeit a little different, from transsexuals
- despite that fact, you're homophobic
- you look like you're 15 or something, you're skinny as fuck, you can't grow beard shadow, and you're a virgin
- despite that fact, you go out of your way to emphasize male supremacy
- the vast majority of all the bands you worship are terrible drug fiends
- despite that fact, you're as square as they come and you look down on people who actually live the "rock n' roll lifestyle"
Now, facing all that evidence, one can't help but raise the question: WHAT IN FUCKING HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? It makes no fucking sense whatsoever. It's like dressing like a hippie while campaigning for the death penalty and war in Iraq because you hate shaving.
Seriously, you pathetic little moron fairy, your life is a bigger lie than Lickety's.
And last but not least: Blitzkrieg, bitch. Your country's mine.
Rav, I question your fundamental existence. Let's take a look at the facts your stupid ass has established so far in your pitiful Sludge run:
- you don't care about the music, you primarily care about image
- said image preferred by you portrays rock musicians as people wearing lip stick, make up, teased hair, and tacky clothes - reminiscent, albeit a little different, from transsexuals
- despite that fact, you're homophobic
- you look like you're 15 or something, you're skinny as fuck, you can't grow beard shadow, and you're a virgin
- despite that fact, you go out of your way to emphasize male supremacy
- the vast majority of all the bands you worship are terrible drug fiends
- despite that fact, you're as square as they come and you look down on people who actually live the "rock n' roll lifestyle"
Now, facing all that evidence, one can't help but raise the question: WHAT IN FUCKING HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? It makes no fucking sense whatsoever. It's like dressing like a hippie while campaigning for the death penalty and war in Iraq because you hate shaving.
Seriously, you pathetic little moron fairy, your life is a bigger lie than Lickety's.
And last but not least: Blitzkrieg, bitch. Your country's mine.
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SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:So, since Rav thought it would be wise to run his suck again, here we go again.
Rav, I question your fundamental existence. Let's take a look at the facts your stupid ass has established so far in your pitiful Sludge run:
- you don't care about the music, you primarily care about image
- said image preferred by you portrays rock musicians as people wearing lip stick, make up, teased hair, and tacky clothes - reminiscent, albeit a little different, from transsexuals
- despite that fact, you're homophobic
- you look like you're 15 or something, you're skinny as fuck, you can't grow beard shadow, and you're a virgin
- despite that fact, you go out of your way to emphasize male supremacy
- the vast majority of all the bands you worship are terrible drug fiends
- despite that fact, you're as square as they come and you look down on people who actually live the "rock n' roll lifestyle"
Now, facing all that evidence, one can't help but raise the question: WHAT IN FUCKING HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? It makes no fucking sense whatsoever. It's like dressing like a hippie while campaigning for the death penalty and war in Iraq because you hate shaving.
Seriously, you pathetic little moron fairy, your life is a bigger lie than Lickety's.
And last but not least: Blitzkrieg, bitch. Your country's mine.
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Sorry. Why the fuck would anyone ever think this looked good? Rav looks like a cartoon rat.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Re: Rav_Sputnik is The_K3wlest!!!
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:So, since Rav thought it would be wise to run his suck again, here we go again.
Rav, I question your fundamental existence. Let's take a look at the facts your stupid ass has established so far in your pitiful Sludge run:
- you don't care about the music, you primarily care about image
- said image preferred by you portrays rock musicians as people wearing lip stick, make up, teased hair, and tacky clothes - reminiscent, albeit a little different, from transsexuals
- despite that fact, you're homophobic
- you look like you're 15 or something, you're skinny as fuck, you can't grow beard shadow, and you're a virgin
- despite that fact, you go out of your way to emphasize male supremacy
- the vast majority of all the bands you worship are terrible drug fiends
- despite that fact, you're as square as they come and you look down on people who actually live the "rock n' roll lifestyle"
Now, facing all that evidence, one can't help but raise the question: WHAT IN FUCKING HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? It makes no fucking sense whatsoever. It's like dressing like a hippie while campaigning for the death penalty and war in Iraq because you hate shaving.
Seriously, you pathetic little moron fairy, your life is a bigger lie than Lickety's.
And last but not least: Blitzkrieg, bitch. Your country's mine.
100% DEAD ON.
And inescapable.
But our pink coat wearing, Steevi Jaimz crotch sniffing cum rag will do his best to weasel out from this one. And it will be funny.
Fucking great post, SLD!
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I found it amusing he wished AIDS upon me because I wear a dress. I think Snap On Tools found their Tool of the year