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Jerkwater, USA wrote:Image
LMAO! I think I just soiled my underoos! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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MonkeyBoy wrote:
Jerkwater, USA wrote:Image
LMAO! I think I just soiled my underoos! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Gotta give the brother credit. I've been watching Rav work that for thirty minutes now and he still hasn't blasted. Oh wait, that's not live? It's just a loop? Shit, sorry.
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whatever happened to our little Polish punching bag???

Did he finally take the hint or what??

Or does tigertailz have a tour of bomb craters and tank tracks coming up soon that he's street teaming??
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OH HOLY FUCK THAT IS CLASSIC....... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Where are you, Rav?

Miss you...
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SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:Where are you, Rav?

Miss you...
Sebby
Perhaps Poland had it's electric disconnected again.
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SanityClause wrote:
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:Where are you, Rav?

Miss you...
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Perhaps Poland had it's electric disconnected again.
Hmmm ... decision time: Beer or pay the electric bill?
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SatanHimself wrote:Image
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ALL HAIL SATAN!!!
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SatanHimself wrote:Image

i'll tell you what satan.....if you don't do this kind of stuff for a living, you should... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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SatanHimself wrote:Image
Great work Satan.

Looks like that douche singer of Towers of London about to get mowed over.

So, what ever happened to ole Rav?? Finally take the hint?
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SatanHimself wrote:Image
THAT'S GREAT! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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That picture is awesome on another level.

Haven't seen the kid post in a while I'm certain he's been run out of town crying tough.
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That or he found his calling and is the new Queen of Poland.
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Too Far Gone wrote:[URL=http://imageshack.us]Image[/URL

Sorry. Why the fuck would anyone ever think this looked good? Rav looks like a cartoon rat.
I've met plenty of rats, rodent & otherwise, that would be offended by that comparison. Pretty spot-on comment, though.
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Ray took down his BulletBoys video!

Did anyone think to save it?

I was going to show it to some friends of mine who got a real kick out of the sleazyrocker video.
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You can actually hear "Duurrrrrrr. Duhhhhh..." come out of his cock socket in this picture. Like, the actual feeling of "man, that kid is dumb as a bag of hair" just SEEPS outta that picture.
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AIDS kills fags dead bump
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I was actually going to do the same thing. He must have done well in the Red Light District in his prostitute getup this month.
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SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:
Rav_Sputnik wrote:Haha
You're kidding, right?
What kinda proof is that?
I always thought drugs suck but I don't think I ever talked about it on here.
So you think you're not rock n' roll if you don't do drugs? Wow, retard. :shock:
False conclusion but nice try.

Okay, I lied. That was a lousy attempt.

And you just denied what's right in that quote above. The thread that was taken from is chock-full of you acting like you're above filthy weed smokers too. Give up.

Rav_Sputnik wrote:Of course you do.
If you didn't, you wouldn't express your opinion about my hair in the first post of this thread.
Now that's a self-ownage.
Good job cutting off the quote right before I'm actually wasting my time explaining why you're dead wrong again.


Okay, let's face it. This is clearly not working out too well. May I stoop to a level you understand? Like... what's your favorite Metallica song? Mine's Blitzkrieg.
If you're going to dress and wear your hair like an 80s glam metal kid, it's rather stupid to NOT do drugs and drink, because everybody who looks at you is going to write you off as an alky druggie anyway and you'll have the limited options of such a person.

Now that you've dead-ended yourself, you may as well escape the reality by getting fucked up. It's really kind of the point, even Stryper knew to do hookers and blow!
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I think he's more of a closet fruitbag than butt rocker. At least they were completely twisted on coke whilst raiding their girlfriend's closets and makeup collection...
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Rainbow Bright wrote:I think he's more of a closet fruitbag than butt rocker. At least they were completely twisted on coke whilst raiding their girlfriend's closets and makeup collection...
I wasn't. I just liked the feel of their panties rubbing against my balls.
Whoops, said too much.
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SanityClause wrote:
Rainbow Bright wrote:I think he's more of a closet fruitbag than butt rocker. At least they were completely twisted on coke whilst raiding their girlfriend's closets and makeup collection...
I wasn't. I just liked the feel of their panties rubbing against my balls.
Whoops, said too much.
Holy Crap!
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So, since Rav thought it would be wise to run his suck again, here we go again.

Rav, I question your fundamental existence. Let's take a look at the facts your stupid ass has established so far in your pitiful Sludge run:

- you don't care about the music, you primarily care about image

- said image preferred by you portrays rock musicians as people wearing lip stick, make up, teased hair, and tacky clothes - reminiscent, albeit a little different, from transsexuals

- despite that fact, you're homophobic

- you look like you're 15 or something, you're skinny as fuck, you can't grow beard shadow, and you're a virgin

- despite that fact, you go out of your way to emphasize male supremacy

- the vast majority of all the bands you worship are terrible drug fiends

- despite that fact, you're as square as they come and you look down on people who actually live the "rock n' roll lifestyle"

Now, facing all that evidence, one can't help but raise the question: WHAT IN FUCKING HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? It makes no fucking sense whatsoever. It's like dressing like a hippie while campaigning for the death penalty and war in Iraq because you hate shaving.

Seriously, you pathetic little moron fairy, your life is a bigger lie than Lickety's.

And last but not least: Blitzkrieg, bitch. Your country's mine.
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SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:So, since Rav thought it would be wise to run his suck again, here we go again.

Rav, I question your fundamental existence. Let's take a look at the facts your stupid ass has established so far in your pitiful Sludge run:

- you don't care about the music, you primarily care about image

- said image preferred by you portrays rock musicians as people wearing lip stick, make up, teased hair, and tacky clothes - reminiscent, albeit a little different, from transsexuals

- despite that fact, you're homophobic

- you look like you're 15 or something, you're skinny as fuck, you can't grow beard shadow, and you're a virgin

- despite that fact, you go out of your way to emphasize male supremacy

- the vast majority of all the bands you worship are terrible drug fiends

- despite that fact, you're as square as they come and you look down on people who actually live the "rock n' roll lifestyle"

Now, facing all that evidence, one can't help but raise the question: WHAT IN FUCKING HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? It makes no fucking sense whatsoever. It's like dressing like a hippie while campaigning for the death penalty and war in Iraq because you hate shaving.

Seriously, you pathetic little moron fairy, your life is a bigger lie than Lickety's.

And last but not least: Blitzkrieg, bitch. Your country's mine.
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Too Far Gone wrote:[URL=http://imageshack.us]Image[/URL

Sorry. Why the fuck would anyone ever think this looked good? Rav looks like a cartoon rat.
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SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:So, since Rav thought it would be wise to run his suck again, here we go again.

Rav, I question your fundamental existence. Let's take a look at the facts your stupid ass has established so far in your pitiful Sludge run:

- you don't care about the music, you primarily care about image

- said image preferred by you portrays rock musicians as people wearing lip stick, make up, teased hair, and tacky clothes - reminiscent, albeit a little different, from transsexuals

- despite that fact, you're homophobic

- you look like you're 15 or something, you're skinny as fuck, you can't grow beard shadow, and you're a virgin

- despite that fact, you go out of your way to emphasize male supremacy

- the vast majority of all the bands you worship are terrible drug fiends

- despite that fact, you're as square as they come and you look down on people who actually live the "rock n' roll lifestyle"

Now, facing all that evidence, one can't help but raise the question: WHAT IN FUCKING HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? It makes no fucking sense whatsoever. It's like dressing like a hippie while campaigning for the death penalty and war in Iraq because you hate shaving.

Seriously, you pathetic little moron fairy, your life is a bigger lie than Lickety's.

And last but not least: Blitzkrieg, bitch. Your country's mine.

100% DEAD ON.

And inescapable.

But our pink coat wearing, Steevi Jaimz crotch sniffing cum rag will do his best to weasel out from this one. And it will be funny.

Fucking great post, SLD!
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Jerkwater, USA wrote:Image
:lol:

That's fucking amazing.

Pure bashedness.
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I found it amusing he wished AIDS upon me because I wear a dress. I think Snap On Tools found their Tool of the year
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