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mushmouthmusic wrote:Nicko obliterated me? Really? I didn't bother to read his whole ridiculous post, so I must have missed that.

Sure you didn't read it, Turbo. Just like Bill Clinton eschewed inhalation and blowies you've joined ItFartsDust in shunning negative agendas. Allow me to add nutless to the list of epithets to toss your way.
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PS: Nicko = Stoner.

Check out the registration dates and verbal style. Verbatim. Both.

Nicko = Stoner.
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mushmouthmusic wrote:PS: Nicko = Stoner.

Check out the registration dates and verbal style. Verbatim. Both.

Nicko = Stoner.
Hahahaha!


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Doh!!
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Post by mushmouthmusic »

Here's two, one right after the other, in the same thread:
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:It's obvious Metallicunt is Scott Weiland.

Think about it...
NickoLeeBenante wrote:We'll never know who metallicunt is.

Think about it - if you were the alt who failed in a Hatas thread vs. Iggy, would you ever give up your real name?
Think about it...
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Post by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong »

Congratulations - you are now officially a fucking idiot. And for what? Some chick who looks more like I.Kandy's fucking grandpa than a chick with a god given vagina?

Shut the fuck up, Sir Gallatard - the mod and anyone who's been here longer than Betsy's last hotflash can tell you that Nicko and I are not the same person, including the multitudes of people who know us off of the boards.

Mush, your problem is that you confuse internet shit talking for sport with real life anguish. The fact that you can't distinguish the difference and then insist on projecting that belief onto me speaks more to your twisted mindset than any insult I could ever hurl. Well that and the fact that you think some chick you jerked off to in '83 deserves "untouchable" status on the board, but that's a whole 'nother beatdown.

Look son - you got called out for being a part of the problem and not knowing what the fuck you're talking about. Now you're going to sit up in here and stomp your faggoty ass little feet insisting that you're of a superior mindset because you've never called anyone a fatass on a messageboard?

Get the fuck out of here. :lol:

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Your reading comprehension is seriously flawed. This has nothing to do with Betsy being the subject of this thread. I know almost nothing about her. This is about your abhorrent personality.

Your turn. Write another ten paragraph masterpiece.
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Post by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong »

Maybe I'll just copy and paste it instead.

I'm still your favorite poster, right?
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Maybe I'll just copy and paste it instead.

I'm still you're favorite poster, right?
Another misinterpretation. What I said was Stoner, when she's not trying so hard to be a badass.

When you're not playing your bullshit bully character, you're often very funny. Perhaps one of the most articulate people on this board. Unfortunately, you spend most of your time in attack mode, so we don't see that often enough.
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mushmouthmusic wrote:When you're not playing your bullshit bully character, you're often very funny. Perhaps one of the most articulate people on this board. Unfortunately, you spend most of your time in attack mode, so we don't see that often enough.
Try not to shit your shortpants too hard at this revelation, but guess what? I don't fucking post for your enjoyment.

This is also how I post a majority of the time. That shit you just spewed is like someone buying a ticket to go see Pantera and then crying that Phil cusses too much.

But this is totally about Betsy, you backpedalling fucking clown. Any other time you're quick to pile on a beatdown and throw your 2 pesos in, but now that it's about the broad you once demanded "VIP Status" for, you're above it.

Gimme a fucking break. Any attempt to disguise that blatantly ghey e-chivalry is as futile as a motherfucking BITCH street team.
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mushmouthmusic wrote:PS: Nicko = Stoner.

Check out the registration dates and verbal style. Verbatim. Both.

Nicko = Stoner.
Nothing I type could make you look like more of a tool.

Who said we needed to open registration to get a fresh supply of tardballs?

This is gold on so many levels.

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Post by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong »

You're right - we totally needed to start making fun of your Glamour Shots again.

So tell me, does your black room double as a meth lab or what?
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Post by NickoLeeBenante »

Think about it...
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Just some guy that used to stroke to the ads in the back of Hit Parader.
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I Kandy is a teenage she-male!
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I used to bang a chick that said y'all a lot...

She must've been from the south..

Like San Diego or somewhere..
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WetCherriDude wrote:I used to bang a chick that said y'all a lot...

She must've been from the south..

Like San Diego or somewhere..

Did you bang Betsy back in the day, for food, or is that a level even you wouldn't stoop to?
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
blatantly ghey e-chivalry

Us rural MN's love blatantly ghey e-chivalry. Rev was so good at it. Wilburrr!
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Post by NickoLeeBenante »

gr8twhte wrote:
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
blatantly ghey e-chivalry

Us rural MN's love blatantly ghey e-chivalry. Rev was so good at it. Wilburrr!
gr8whte is the funniest of my 664 alternyms.

Check out the registration dates. Us rural MN's suggest that you think about it...
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Wow, this thread took a turn for the dumb for a minute there. Thank God WetCherriDude and Stoner/Nicko/2T/gr8white were here to help recover from the fumble.
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2Tempting wrote:Kevin Bacon.
Heretic.
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mushmouthmusic wrote:PS: Nicko = Stoner.

Check out the registration dates and verbal style. Verbatim. Both.

Nicko = Stoner.
I think you're right dude. The registration date gives it away.
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I knew you were leppardfaniowa.
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It's because she's prettier than Britney Spears, isn't it?
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Post by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong »

:lol:

You rule.
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BRAVO! :lol:

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Great thread. That was quite a masterpiece.
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Bag on her all you want, but I bet none of you have a hard body like her.

I bet she's the fuck of the century.
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ElToro wrote:Bag on her all you want, but I bet none of you have a hard body like her.

I bet she's the fuck of the century.
You have NO idea. I. Kandy is one hot piece of ass. You can bounce off quarter off that sweet little dumper of hers...



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ElToro wrote:Bag on her all you want, but I bet none of you have a hard body like her.
A hot body only helps a persons personality when there is a sock duck taped over their mouth.
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