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Posted: **Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:19 pm**

Holy shit, he looks weird. His ears are terrifying as always but goddamn, look at his teeth!

His choppers look like they're going through suicidal Colgate withdrawals.

Posted: **Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:20 pm**

"A Lesson For Your Soul".

Holy fucking shit.

And god that is such a shit bass tone. I farted earlier and it sounded better.

How's it feel to read and not be able to respond, Mumra?

Posted: **Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:22 pm**

I'm just stoked that I finally know how to play "Man in the Box."

Tim, if you're reading this, do you think you can show us how to play "Running with the Devil"?

Posted: **Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:22 pm**

deathcurse wrote:I'm just stoked that I finally know how to play "Man in the Box."

Tim, if you're reading this, do you think you can show us how to play "Running with the Devil"?

Too complicated.

Posted: **Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:26 pm**

Okay, "Unskinny Bop."

Posted: **Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:32 pm**

I'm sure the speech impediment is even more confusing.

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:13 am**

Ya know, I can't bring myself to rip on the guy for this stuff. For making a living teaching music and all that.

But holy fuck he looks like an ancient elf or some shit....

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:04 am**

SUBTITLES:

"Greeting from M.I Japan,I'm your instructor Tim Miller.Before we go any further, I'd like to clear a couple of things up. First off, no, I am not the actor who played Fish on Barney Miller.However,I have been the Spokesman for Metamucil for the past 3 decades. Now then,back to the bass. The bass is the most demanding of all musical instruments. Do not get frustrated if you have problems.I'd hate to see any of you go through the enduring and painful 3 day heroin withdrawl that I did. Having said that; ah 1,2, you know what to do,......(average bass playing)....... Well there you have it! Fuck you sludge, advantage itwalksamongus! Good Luck!

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:32 am**

Shit, he's got worse jowls than my 82 year old grandmother.

He kinda looks like an older, human version of Link from the Legend of Zelda.

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:00 pm**

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:21 pm**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-V9fUfT5bE

Check out the all-action performance from seconds 0.15 - 0.35, before Egyptian bass-maestro Imhotep "Tim" Mirror leads a shitty band in some kind of mongoloid cross-breed between "Electric Eye" and Axel Rudi Pell's gayer moments.

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:37 pm**

Damn. If you're sharing the stage with a singer who looks like Orson Welles' mulleted love child howling out lyrics that can not have been written by a native English speaker and you can't compete for time on camera, you might be a mummy.

Turn around,
Night of USA,
Whatchu waiting for,
Free your mind!
LMMFAO!

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:16 pm**

Music was pretty good, but yep lyrics need to be written by someone else in the future..

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:41 pm**

Itwalksamongus wrote:Hell - I'm 53 - no way I would even think of going back to LA and hitting the audition scene. I tell friends here that - and they're like dude - you look young and play your ass off. I'm like THAT DOESN'T MATTER.

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:43 pm**

I'm listening to "Night of USA" right now and I'm confused.

It looks as though there are several guys in the band whose first language is English. So what the fuck is with the Engrish lyrics?

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:56 pm**

deathcurse wrote:I'm listening to "Night of USA" right now and I'm confused.

It looks as though there are several guys in the band whose first language is English. So what the fuck is with the Engrish lyrics?

Dude, you know that it's hard to transubscribe from hieroglyphics. Perhaps the Rosetta Stone holds the key to that song.

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 5:09 pm**

The U.S.A. is still a fairly recent concept for The Mummy.

The original title of the song was "Night of Pangaea."

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 5:28 pm**

I can't read a thread that only has a link in it.

You can do better.

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:02 pm**

Fuck, video's been removed by the user. Sounds hilarious, though... anyone got it?

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:07 pm**

MurrayFiend wrote:Fuck, video's been removed by the user. Sounds hilarious, though... anyone got it?

Oh man, it got taken down!

Here's a video from The Mummy's one man show:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BflcTdtksWw

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:09 pm**

MurrayFiend wrote:Fuck, video's been removed by the user. Sounds hilarious, though... anyone got it?

This is what is called "running from the issue".

This geriatric motherfucker can't go any-fucking-where without people fucking with him.

He obviously can't handle the heat, and is brickin' out from the kitchen.

Timmy, yer such a work of art, you sloppy cunt.

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:17 pm**

It's not like anyone was commenting on the video. I saw one comment, I think, and it wasn't rude or anything.

MI took the video down. Whether or not he has access to their account, I can't say, but I imagine they took it down for being FUCKING TERRIBLE and kinda scary.

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:23 pm**

There's no sound!

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:51 pm**

Quantavius wrote:
Grendel wrote:
Quantavius wrote: Thats not necessarily a bad thing.
Someone here with a bass needs to make a "Mumraamongus Shreds" video pronto!
Yeah someone definetely needs to dub this!

There are plenty of fart sounds out there. Youtube and otherwise. If I had the means to make it happen, i'd be on it.

But i trust in the Sludge faithful.

I bet his amp cries everytime that failure plugs in.

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:32 pm**

Holyshit look at that sunk in fucking face. Clean living my ass!

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:04 pm**

how much syrup does mummy use with that bass tone?? it's waffling all over the motherfucker.

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:07 pm**

Scaryhead wrote:Mummy Rock Licks: Lesson 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woUX0k4U9vI

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:25 pm**

Sung to the tune of Beat it~

You dumb Mummy why are you such a fussy old man
With your sunk in jowls you look like Peter Pan
Couldnt make it in the States so you moved to Japan........

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:39 pm**

acefrehleysbeer wrote:Sung to the tune of Beat it~

You dumb Mummy why are you such a fussy old man
With your sunk in jowls you look like Peter Pan
Couldnt make it in the States so you moved to Japan........

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