UtahRatt

[UtahRatt]

Virgin finishing move!

Hilarious thing is, I've fucked more women while listening to KISS than how many times you've jerked off and licked your hand.

[Fender_baller]

Virgin finishing move!

Hilarious thing is, I've fucked more women while listening to KISS than how many times you've jerked off and licked your hand.

That was classic. Don't deny it.

Just like what I called you before... Wonky-eyed fagbanger.

Uber-pwnt.

[UtahRatt]

So tricycle boy, are the chicks more impressed with your KISS collection or that 3 wheeled love machine you pimp up and down the block?

[UtahRatt]

Ahhh shit he just went uber-pwnt.

[Fender_baller]

So tricycle boy, are the chicks more impressed with your KISS collection or that 3 wheeled love machine you pimp up and down the block?

Well, I have a 99 Grand Am GT. It's cool. Girls dig it.

My KISS collection is actually very large. Every CD, almost every single released on CD. I even have a KISS tattoo.

Funny thing is, most girls don't know more than two KISS songs. They see I like KISS if they walk into my room, say wow you like KISS. Then that's that.

Only people from here think KISS fans can't get laid. But it's true, at least in my case. They wont get the vibe I'm a KISS fan till they see my KISS room.

Think about it...

I'm 20 years old, I have a deathbat tattoo on my arm, I'm balding, I wear Grindcore/Heavy Metal shirts, I play guitar, I'm a supervisor in a high retail company, I'm going to college for marketing, and drive a pretty aweshum car.

That's at first glance. I've got it good.

I get compliments that I smell good all the time. Funny, it's the KISS colonge I wear.

So yeah, because I'm a KISS fan doesn't mean I dictate KISSTARD behavior.

Have fun sorting through this and making fun of whatever you want to make fun of. Just remember it's all true.

[UtahRatt]

I think I can do this kid stuff.

All ready to pitch tents for my Psycho Circus.
I think I will call it the Circus McJerkus.

DR. Ratty Seuss.

[UtahRatt]

Well, I have a 99 Grand Am GT. It's cool. Girls dig it.

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM! VROOM VROOM! SCREEEEEE! ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!

[Punk]

Holy fuck, did he just say that he smells good???

Lord, please help this kid.

[Fender_baller]

Well, I have a 99 Grand Am GT. It's cool. Girls dig it.

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM! VROOM VROOM! SCREEEEEE! ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!

Hell yeah, ni66a.

That the sound it makes. It's called "The Beast" for a reason.

[UtahRatt]

Holy fuck, did he just say that he smells good???

Lord, please help this kid.

Baby fresh.

[Fender_baller]

Holy fuck, did he just say that he smells good???

Lord, please help this kid.

Baby fresh.

Salt.

[Facedown]

It's called "The Beast" for a reason.

Sorry, but there's no such thing as a 175hp car being called a "Beast".

[Fender_baller]

It's called "The Beast" for a reason.

Sorry, but there's no such thing as a 175hp car being called a "Beast".

Sorry, but it's a beast when it never loses races.

[EvilRockPosh]

So tricycle boy, are the chicks more impressed with your KISS collection or that 3 wheeled love machine you pimp up and down the block?

Well, I have a 99 Grand Am GT. It's cool. Girls dig it.

My KISS collection is actually very large. Every CD, almost every single released on CD. I even have a KISS tattoo.

Funny thing is, most girls don't know more than two KISS songs. They see I like KISS if they walk into my room, say wow you like KISS. Then that's that.

Only people from here think KISS fans can't get laid. But it's true, at least in my case. They wont get the vibe I'm a KISS fan till they see my KISS room.

Think about it...

I'm 20 years old, I have a deathbat tattoo on my arm, I'm balding, I wear Grindcore/Heavy Metal shirts, I play guitar, I'm a supervisor in a high retail company, I'm going to college for marketing, and drive a pretty aweshum car.

That's at first glance. I've got it good.

I get compliments that I smell good all the time. Funny, it's the KISS colonge I wear.

So yeah, because I'm a KISS fan doesn't mean I dictate KISSTARD behavior.

Have fun sorting through this and making fun of whatever you want to make fun of. Just remember it's all true.

Incredible post.

[ChowderheadCheerleader]

They see I like KISS if they walk into my room, say wow you like KISS. Then that's that.

Yup, that's when they leave...

[Fender_baller]

They see I like KISS if they walk into my room, say wow you like KISS. Then that's that.

Yup, that's when they leave...

Nah, usually a movie goes on and that's when you just watch the movie and twiddle your thumbs.

[SoulsOfBlack]

So tricycle boy, are the chicks more impressed with your KISS collection or that 3 wheeled love machine you pimp up and down the block?

Well, I have a 99 Grand Am GT. It's cool. Girls dig it.

My KISS collection is actually very large. Every CD, almost every single released on CD. I even have a KISS tattoo.

Funny thing is, most girls don't know more than two KISS songs. They see I like KISS if they walk into my room, say wow you like KISS. Then that's that.

Only people from here think KISS fans can't get laid. But it's true, at least in my case. They wont get the vibe I'm a KISS fan till they see my KISS room.

Think about it...

I'm 20 years old, I have a deathbat tattoo on my arm, I'm balding, I wear Grindcore/Heavy Metal shirts, I play guitar, I'm a supervisor in a high retail company, I'm going to college for marketing, and drive a pretty aweshum car.

That's at first glance. I've got it good.

I get compliments that I smell good all the time. Funny, it's the KISS colonge I wear.

So yeah, because I'm a KISS fan doesn't mean I dictate KISSTARD behavior.

Have fun sorting through this and making fun of whatever you want to make fun of. Just remember it's all true.

You're 20, wear KISS Kologne, have a KISS tattoo, losing your hair, and have a shrine dedicated to KISS?


Talk about uber self-pwnt.

[Fender_baller]

So tricycle boy, are the chicks more impressed with your KISS collection or that 3 wheeled love machine you pimp up and down the block?

Well, I have a 99 Grand Am GT. It's cool. Girls dig it.

My KISS collection is actually very large. Every CD, almost every single released on CD. I even have a KISS tattoo.

Funny thing is, most girls don't know more than two KISS songs. They see I like KISS if they walk into my room, say wow you like KISS. Then that's that.

Only people from here think KISS fans can't get laid. But it's true, at least in my case. They wont get the vibe I'm a KISS fan till they see my KISS room.

Think about it...

I'm 20 years old, I have a deathbat tattoo on my arm, I'm balding, I wear Grindcore/Heavy Metal shirts, I play guitar, I'm a supervisor in a high retail company, I'm going to college for marketing, and drive a pretty aweshum car.

That's at first glance. I've got it good.

I get compliments that I smell good all the time. Funny, it's the KISS colonge I wear.

So yeah, because I'm a KISS fan doesn't mean I dictate KISSTARD behavior.

Have fun sorting through this and making fun of whatever you want to make fun of. Just remember it's all true.

You're 20, wear KISS Kologne, have a KISS tattoo, losing your hair, and have a shrine dedicated to KISS?


Talk about uber self-pwnt.

In what sense?

I collect KISS things. People see it, say "cool".

You old people don't have a clue about how the young generation of today doesn't give a shit about what you do.

We just want sex.

[MurrayFiend]

Don't try to speak for all of us. Personally, I'm asexual.

[Fender_baller]

Don't try to speak for all of us. Personally, I'm asexual.

Alright then, most people in my generation just want sex.

[Facedown]

Sorry, but it's a beast when it never loses races.

What, you only race Civics? Even the "high end" Civic has 197hp.

[Fender_baller]

Sorry, but it's a beast when it never loses races.

What, you only race Civics? Even the "high end" Civic has 197hp.

Stupid fuckers race cars out of drive.

My best win was over a Jaguar on the highway. Fucker was too scared to go past 95.

Smoked his ass at 112. Lil bitch!

Never lost, never will.

[Iron Duck]

Don't try to speak for all of us. Personally, I'm asexual.

That's what I tell the big black cook at work when she asks me if I have a girlfriend.

[Fender_baller]

Don't try to speak for all of us. Personally, I'm asexual.

That's what I tell the big black cook at work when she asks me if I have a girlfriend.

Come on, man.

Pussy ain't got no face!

[Drunk Kennedy]

happy birthday utah ratty!!

[Fender_baller]

Said all that ownage shit...

Everything you said is wrong, pal. I know how it goes, and you have no clue.

First off, you posted a picture of a 1999 Grand AM SE. I said 1999 Grand AM GT you fucking retard. Learn to read.

I need not say anymore because you're incompetent.

[BigDrewHalenite]

I need not say anymore because I'm incontinent. In fact, I just shit my pants. Oops.

Fixed.


Ooooh. Neato. That's a real pussy wagon, sporto.





By the way, KISS sucks. And so do you.

[Fender_baller]

Ooooh. Neato. That's a real pussy wagon, sporto.

It's actually red. But yeah it's a pussy magnet. No one from my graduating class has a car like mine unless their parents bought it for them. So yeah, the thing roars like a beast, hence the name "beast".

I've got it good for a 20 year old. Specially when I'm hott and rolling in the pussy.

Thanks for saying KISS sucks by the way, it makes you no different than 80 percent of this board. Way to stand out.

[WetCherriDude]

I've got it good for a 20 year old. Specially when I'm hott and rolling in the pussy.

You're a 20 year old vetter..vetturan..vetterarary..Animal doctor with no air conditioning?

[Fender_baller]

Kid, I've forgotten more shit than you've fucking learned.

Yeah, no.

You're a fucking senile old timer.