Fender_baller wrote:Hilarious thing is, I've fucked more women while listening to KISS than how many times you've jerked off and licked your hand.
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Virgin finishing move!
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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That was classic. Don't deny it.UtahRatt wrote:Virgin finishing move!
Fender_baller wrote:Hilarious thing is, I've fucked more women while listening to KISS than how many times you've jerked off and licked your hand.
Just like what I called you before... Wonky-eyed fagbanger.
Uber-pwnt.
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So tricycle boy, are the chicks more impressed with your KISS collection or that 3 wheeled love machine you pimp up and down the block?
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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Ahhh shit he just went uber-pwnt.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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Well, I have a 99 Grand Am GT. It's cool. Girls dig it.UtahRatt wrote:So tricycle boy, are the chicks more impressed with your KISS collection or that 3 wheeled love machine you pimp up and down the block?
My KISS collection is actually very large. Every CD, almost every single released on CD. I even have a KISS tattoo.
Funny thing is, most girls don't know more than two KISS songs. They see I like KISS if they walk into my room, say wow you like KISS. Then that's that.
Only people from here think KISS fans can't get laid. But it's true, at least in my case. They wont get the vibe I'm a KISS fan till they see my KISS room.
Think about it...
I'm 20 years old, I have a deathbat tattoo on my arm, I'm balding, I wear Grindcore/Heavy Metal shirts, I play guitar, I'm a supervisor in a high retail company, I'm going to college for marketing, and drive a pretty aweshum car.
That's at first glance. I've got it good.
I get compliments that I smell good all the time. Funny, it's the KISS colonge I wear.
So yeah, because I'm a KISS fan doesn't mean I dictate KISSTARD behavior.
Have fun sorting through this and making fun of whatever you want to make fun of. Just remember it's all true.
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I think I can do this kid stuff.
All ready to pitch tents for my Psycho Circus.
I think I will call it the Circus McJerkus.
DR. Ratty Seuss.
All ready to pitch tents for my Psycho Circus.
I think I will call it the Circus McJerkus.
DR. Ratty Seuss.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM! VROOM VROOM! SCREEEEEE! ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!Fender_baller wrote:Well, I have a 99 Grand Am GT. It's cool. Girls dig it.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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Holy fuck, did he just say that he smells good???
Lord, please help this kid.
Lord, please help this kid.
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Hell yeah, ni66a.UtahRatt wrote:ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM! VROOM VROOM! SCREEEEEE! ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!Fender_baller wrote:Well, I have a 99 Grand Am GT. It's cool. Girls dig it.
That the sound it makes. It's called "The Beast" for a reason.
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Baby fresh.Punk wrote:Holy fuck, did he just say that he smells good???
Lord, please help this kid.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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Salt.UtahRatt wrote:Baby fresh.Punk wrote:Holy fuck, did he just say that he smells good???
Lord, please help this kid.
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Fender_baller wrote: It's called "The Beast" for a reason.
Sorry, but there's no such thing as a 175hp car being called a "Beast".
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bonedog wrote:My first kid will be born when I am 47.
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Sorry, but it's a beast when it never loses races.Facedown wrote:Fender_baller wrote: It's called "The Beast" for a reason.
Sorry, but there's no such thing as a 175hp car being called a "Beast".
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Incredible post.Fender_baller wrote:Well, I have a 99 Grand Am GT. It's cool. Girls dig it.UtahRatt wrote:So tricycle boy, are the chicks more impressed with your KISS collection or that 3 wheeled love machine you pimp up and down the block?
My KISS collection is actually very large. Every CD, almost every single released on CD. I even have a KISS tattoo.
Funny thing is, most girls don't know more than two KISS songs. They see I like KISS if they walk into my room, say wow you like KISS. Then that's that.
Only people from here think KISS fans can't get laid. But it's true, at least in my case. They wont get the vibe I'm a KISS fan till they see my KISS room.
Think about it...
I'm 20 years old, I have a deathbat tattoo on my arm, I'm balding, I wear Grindcore/Heavy Metal shirts, I play guitar, I'm a supervisor in a high retail company, I'm going to college for marketing, and drive a pretty aweshum car.
That's at first glance. I've got it good.
I get compliments that I smell good all the time. Funny, it's the KISS colonge I wear.
So yeah, because I'm a KISS fan doesn't mean I dictate KISSTARD behavior.
Have fun sorting through this and making fun of whatever you want to make fun of. Just remember it's all true.
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Fender_baller wrote:They see I like KISS if they walk into my room, say wow you like KISS. Then that's that.
Yup, that's when they leave...
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Nah, usually a movie goes on and that's when you just watch the movie and twiddle your thumbs.ChowderheadCheerleader wrote:Fender_baller wrote:They see I like KISS if they walk into my room, say wow you like KISS. Then that's that.
Yup, that's when they leave...
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Fender_baller wrote:Well, I have a 99 Grand Am GT. It's cool. Girls dig it.UtahRatt wrote:So tricycle boy, are the chicks more impressed with your KISS collection or that 3 wheeled love machine you pimp up and down the block?
My KISS collection is actually very large. Every CD, almost every single released on CD. I even have a KISS tattoo.
Funny thing is, most girls don't know more than two KISS songs. They see I like KISS if they walk into my room, say wow you like KISS. Then that's that.
Only people from here think KISS fans can't get laid. But it's true, at least in my case. They wont get the vibe I'm a KISS fan till they see my KISS room.
Think about it...
I'm 20 years old, I have a deathbat tattoo on my arm, I'm balding, I wear Grindcore/Heavy Metal shirts, I play guitar, I'm a supervisor in a high retail company, I'm going to college for marketing, and drive a pretty aweshum car.
That's at first glance. I've got it good.
I get compliments that I smell good all the time. Funny, it's the KISS colonge I wear.
So yeah, because I'm a KISS fan doesn't mean I dictate KISSTARD behavior.
Have fun sorting through this and making fun of whatever you want to make fun of. Just remember it's all true.
You're 20, wear KISS Kologne, have a KISS tattoo, losing your hair, and have a shrine dedicated to KISS?
Talk about uber self-pwnt.
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In what sense?SoulsOfBlack wrote:Fender_baller wrote:Well, I have a 99 Grand Am GT. It's cool. Girls dig it.UtahRatt wrote:So tricycle boy, are the chicks more impressed with your KISS collection or that 3 wheeled love machine you pimp up and down the block?
My KISS collection is actually very large. Every CD, almost every single released on CD. I even have a KISS tattoo.
Funny thing is, most girls don't know more than two KISS songs. They see I like KISS if they walk into my room, say wow you like KISS. Then that's that.
Only people from here think KISS fans can't get laid. But it's true, at least in my case. They wont get the vibe I'm a KISS fan till they see my KISS room.
Think about it...
I'm 20 years old, I have a deathbat tattoo on my arm, I'm balding, I wear Grindcore/Heavy Metal shirts, I play guitar, I'm a supervisor in a high retail company, I'm going to college for marketing, and drive a pretty aweshum car.
That's at first glance. I've got it good.
I get compliments that I smell good all the time. Funny, it's the KISS colonge I wear.
So yeah, because I'm a KISS fan doesn't mean I dictate KISSTARD behavior.
Have fun sorting through this and making fun of whatever you want to make fun of. Just remember it's all true.
You're 20, wear KISS Kologne, have a KISS tattoo, losing your hair, and have a shrine dedicated to KISS?
Talk about uber self-pwnt.
I collect KISS things. People see it, say "cool".
You old people don't have a clue about how the young generation of today doesn't give a shit about what you do.
We just want sex.
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Don't try to speak for all of us. Personally, I'm asexual.
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Alright then, most people in my generation just want sex.MurrayFiend wrote:Don't try to speak for all of us. Personally, I'm asexual.
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What, you only race Civics? Even the "high end" Civic has 197hp.Fender_baller wrote:Sorry, but it's a beast when it never loses races.
bonedog wrote:I let Facedown get the better of me
bonedog wrote:My first kid will be born when I am 47.
bonedog wrote:I suck at sludging.
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Stupid fuckers race cars out of drive.Facedown wrote:What, you only race Civics? Even the "high end" Civic has 197hp.Fender_baller wrote:Sorry, but it's a beast when it never loses races.
My best win was over a Jaguar on the highway. Fucker was too scared to go past 95.
Smoked his ass at 112. Lil bitch!
Never lost, never will.
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That's what I tell the big black cook at work when she asks me if I have a girlfriend.MurrayFiend wrote:Don't try to speak for all of us. Personally, I'm asexual.
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Come on, man.Iron Duck wrote:That's what I tell the big black cook at work when she asks me if I have a girlfriend.MurrayFiend wrote:Don't try to speak for all of us. Personally, I'm asexual.
Pussy ain't got no face!
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happy birthday utah ratty!!
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Everything you said is wrong, pal. I know how it goes, and you have no clue.the passenger wrote:Said all that ownage shit...
First off, you posted a picture of a 1999 Grand AM SE. I said 1999 Grand AM GT you fucking retard. Learn to read.
I need not say anymore because you're incompetent.
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Fixed.Fender_baller wrote: I need not say anymore because I'm incontinent. In fact, I just shit my pants. Oops.
Ooooh. Neato. That's a real pussy wagon, sporto.
By the way, KISS sucks. And so do you.
chickenona wrote:YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!
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It's actually red. But yeah it's a pussy magnet. No one from my graduating class has a car like mine unless their parents bought it for them. So yeah, the thing roars like a beast, hence the name "beast".BigDrewHalenite wrote:
Ooooh. Neato. That's a real pussy wagon, sporto.
I've got it good for a 20 year old. Specially when I'm hott and rolling in the pussy.
Thanks for saying KISS sucks by the way, it makes you no different than 80 percent of this board. Way to stand out.
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You're a 20 year old vetter..vetturan..vetterarary..Animal doctor with no air conditioning?Fender_baller wrote:I've got it good for a 20 year old. Specially when I'm hott and rolling in the pussy.
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Yeah, no.the passenger wrote:Kid, I've forgotten more shit than you've fucking learned.
You're a fucking senile old timer.