Dumbest Posters

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:46 pm

chickenona wrote:
Plug It Up wrote:
Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:
PLUG IT UP PLUG IT UPPLUG IT UP PLUG IT UPPLUG IT UP PLUG IT UP
You'd need a tampon the size of the Hoover Dam to plug the flow this faggot has been gushing.
FUCK YEAH!

I think what I liked most about the post CharvelBasher made was that he honestly thought what I said about him was PM fodder. Can any of you imagine opening a PM and seeing what I said to him in it?

Dude, you just took a giant leap over Ironman and KAOS and are now sitting firmly on the flagpole at numero uno. YOU ARE THE KING OF RETARDERYATION!!!

KAOS hasn't been doing too badly in this thread either, in all fairness. But Charvel's post was retarderyated to the max, fo sho.

Scaryhead · Post by **Scaryhead** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:51 pm

Bridget wrote:That right there may be my new favorite word.

This ain't the thread you should be drawing attention to yourself in, Roxy Carmichael.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:05 pm

Quantavius wrote:I say alot of obnoxious opinionated crap, but I'm far from stupid.

You made a thread asking how torrents work. Which means you were too dumb to look for an FAQ or you didn't understand the FAQ.

Ironman · Post by **Ironman** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:28 pm

chickenona wrote: So, with no further ado, the list:

1. Ironman. The way this guy talks when he gets on the subject of chicks he finds hot makes me need to hang an airsick bag beside my laptop. I never know when one of his leaden attempts at randy wit is going to assault my eyes and make some of the chicken pot pie I had for dinner try to claw its way back up my throat.

And without further ado..........

But seriously, what makes an ass hot ...........give me a petite babe, anyday, over an overweight one...........ten to one.........nine outta ten guys will agree............ I guess the fat bitches like chicken can't accept that, but.............oh well.

And as I take my trophy, I'll leave you on this note, Chicken..........., the closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat.

JakeYonkel · Post by **JakeYonkel** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:32 pm

Quantavius wrote:I say alot of obnoxious opinionated crap, but I'm far from stupid.

I could easily say the same thing about myself. I don't know if you're legitimately dumb but your sense of humor sure sucks. That's a different thread topic though.

Doogie · Post by **Doogie** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:37 pm

Ironman wrote:
And as I take my trophy, I'll leave you on this note, Chicken..........., the closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat.

Pfffft....

Thick, curvy girls outfuck a toothpick 10-1.

Why don't you just start fucking men and get it over with?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:39 pm

SkullSession, is that you?

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:45 pm

Syndrome Of A Down wrote: Murray-what happened to your big raggae kick? Realized your a whiteboy from CANADA

I just got the new Jah Mason and Perfect albums... the new Luciano is one of my favourites of this year. In other words, my reggae (note the proper spelling; I'm no Timmy but I think that one's fairly common knowledge) kick never really went away, I just figured I'd talk about it less since everyone ignored me when I went on about Buju and Bunny Wailer and all that.

I have no idea why I'm addressing you, though. I don't care how 'OG Sludge' you are, your post has dumbassery dripping from every letter.

Also, negative or not, IDIAMINDADA is a funny-ass motherfucker.

Punk · Post by **Punk** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:45 pm

I love it when motherfuckers start namedropping like that instantly gives them credibility.

Before that little lop of failure, the post itself was bi sexual, but that ending threw it into full on queer orgy status.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:47 pm

Ironman wrote:
chickenona wrote: So, with no further ado, the list:

1. Ironman. The way this guy talks when he gets on the subject of chicks he finds hot makes me need to hang an airsick bag beside my laptop. I never know when one of his leaden attempts at randy wit is going to assault my eyes and make some of the chicken pot pie I had for dinner try to claw its way back up my throat.

And without further ado..........

But seriously, what makes an ass hot ...........give me a petite babe, anyday, over an overweight one...........ten to one.........nine outta ten guys will agree............ I guess the fat bitches like chicken can't accept that, but.............oh well.

And as I take my trophy, I'll leave you on this note, Chicken..........., the closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat.

See, that's one thing that you have that none of these other dudes has - the ability to roll with the shit. I knew you'd be good-natured about it.

That said, what I said about you here had nothing to do with that thread. Christ, THAT THREAD had nothing to do with that thread. Wasn't that the one where the Viking Funeral shit took place?

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:49 pm

Syndrome Of A Down wrote:IDIAMINDADA-The king of negative douchebags, lynch that fucker.
Kaos-Good shit nowdays but his threesome stories are complete bullshit.
Murray-what happened to your big raggae kick? Realized your a whiteboy from CANADA
ZakkVanDouch from AZ-If you support Bush you are a true fucktard. And you do fucking scumsucker. That's too bad cause you'd be fun to party with!

And for you fucks that say I don't know shit, I was here in 1998 with the likes of Crabby Ass, Arkansas Cracker, Evel Dick, Electric Snow Gorilla, Nicelookingretardedboy, Farmer Ted and Angry Jewboy.

I'm fucking oldschool so SUCK IT NEEEEGROS!

I do believe we're seeing a new contender here, you guys.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:54 pm

chickenona wrote:
Ironman wrote:
chickenona wrote: So, with no further ado, the list:

1. Ironman. The way this guy talks when he gets on the subject of chicks he finds hot makes me need to hang an airsick bag beside my laptop. I never know when one of his leaden attempts at randy wit is going to assault my eyes and make some of the chicken pot pie I had for dinner try to claw its way back up my throat.

And without further ado..........

But seriously, what makes an ass hot ...........give me a petite babe, anyday, over an overweight one...........ten to one.........nine outta ten guys will agree............ I guess the fat bitches like chicken can't accept that, but.............oh well.

And as I take my trophy, I'll leave you on this note, Chicken..........., the closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat.
See, that's one thing that you have that none of these other dudes has - the ability to roll with the shit. I knew you'd be good-natured about it.

That said, what I said about you here had nothing to do with that thread. Christ, THAT THREAD had nothing to do with that thread. Wasn't that the one where the Viking Funeral shit took place?

The thing about Ironman that's always bothered me is the totally unnecessary italics. It's always used when he's describing what he'd do to the latest 'piece of ass' posted by VinnieKulick or some other e-sleazeball.

GrayAntiMatter · Post by **GrayAntiMatter** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:54 pm

Its hard to top KAOS on this one, but Quantavius is right there. KAOS ranks with the dumbest ever on this board.

Benders Breakfast takes the female title.

GrayAntiMatter · Post by **GrayAntiMatter** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:56 pm

Syndrome Of A Down wrote:IDIAMINDADA-The king of negative douchebags, lynch that fucker.
Kaos-Good shit nowdays but his threesome stories are complete bullshit.
Murray-what happened to your big raggae kick? Realized your a whiteboy from CANADA
ZakkVanDouch from AZ-If you support Bush you are a true fucktard. And you do fucking scumsucker. That's too bad cause you'd be fun to party with!

And for you fucks that say I don't know shit, I was here in 1998 with the likes of Crabby Ass, Arkansas Cracker, Evel Dick, Electric Snow Gorilla, Nicelookingretardedboy, Farmer Ted and Angry Jewboy.

I'm fucking oldschool so SUCK IT NEEEEGROS!

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:SkullSession, is that you?

Awesomeness...

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:03 pm

Then it means you're not QuickSandJesus.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:05 pm

Syndrome Of A Down wrote:
MurrayFiend wrote:
Syndrome Of A Down wrote: Murray-what happened to your big raggae kick? Realized your a whiteboy from CANADA
I just got the new Jah Mason and Perfect albums... the new Luciano is one of my favourites of this year. In other words, my reggae (note the proper spelling; I'm no Timmy but I think that one's fairly common knowledge) kick never really went away, I just figured I'd talk about it less since everyone ignored me when I went on about Buju and Bunny Wailer and all that.

I have no idea why I'm addressing you, though. I don't care how 'OG Sludge' you are, your post has dumbassery dripping from every letter.

Also, negative or not, IDIAMINDADA is a funny-ass motherfucker.

Ummm fuck off Snow wanna-be.

Ooh, I'm surprised your name isn't Axl, 'cause you've got a tongue like a razor. Good one. I'll stay out of your way from now on.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:07 pm

A shit ton of people were here before me. I really don't give a fuck.

ralphwiggumsdealer · Post by **ralphwiggumsdealer** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:13 pm

grayantimatter wrote: Benders Breakfast takes the female title.

I've always sort of ignored Bender so maybe I'm wrong, but can she really be dumber than that Nascar fan from Florida....Murryfan or some shit....

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:15 pm

Syndrome Of A Down wrote:You fucking donkey

Hahahaha! That kicks ass.

I'll own your ass (wait it belongs to Horroroholic)

??????????

ralphwiggumsdealer · Post by **ralphwiggumsdealer** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:25 pm

Syndrome Of A Down wrote: See and that is a shame because I like Murray, he is mad at mommy and daddy and wanted to find what would piss them off the most. Raggae! Black music. That's a shame, if he submit to the RAWK he would be alright. Actually I am sorry to the FiendFamily, he is not a stupid person, he just in the middle of an identity crisis.

Yeah! You get it! I don't know why everyone thinks you're so fucking stupid.

By the way, we're talking about two different people.

Mitzi Dupree · Post by **Mitzi Dupree** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:30 pm

Syndrome Of A Down wrote: And for you fucks that say I don't know shit, I was here in 1998 with the likes of Crabby Ass, Arkansas Cracker, Evel Dick, Electric Snow Gorilla, Nicelookingretardedboy, Farmer Ted and Angry Jewboy.

I'm fucking oldschool so SUCK IT NEEEEGROS!

You don't know shit.

In your case, "old school" is the equivalent of that 14 year old window licker in the fourth grade that had to shave every morning. Tres impressif.

Landshark2000 · Post by **Landshark2000** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:38 pm

I nominate myself! Tonite I was PM'ing with a friend on here, and we were (inspired by this thread) talking about the quirks and posting habits of various Sludgers. I made fun of *her* <<< because she constantly does that asterick thing.

Anyway, I made a comment about Ironman and his fucking italics, and instead of sending it to my friend, accidentally sent it to him! Teach me to drink wine and post! Fucking hell ... I'm a TARD! Not that his italics aren't annoying, but how dumb am I as well?

Mitzi Dupree · Post by **Mitzi Dupree** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:40 pm

You are correct, sir. Thus my "you don't know shit" comment.

Just for the record, I'm sick to death of people crowing "I was here when it was EZBoard!" Some of us sick fucks were here when it was a Geoshitties site and EZBoard was newfangled shit.

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:43 pm

Mitzi Dupree wrote:
Syndrome Of A Down wrote: And for you fucks that say I don't know shit, I was here in 1998 with the likes of Crabby Ass, Arkansas Cracker, Evel Dick, Electric Snow Gorilla, Nicelookingretardedboy, Farmer Ted and Angry Jewboy.

I'm fucking oldschool so SUCK IT NEEEEGROS!
You don't know shit.

In your case, "old school" is the equivalent of that 14 year old window licker in the fourth grade that had to shave every morning. Tres impressif.

Noticed he mentioned former posters that have been discussed or mentioned here many times recently..

I do miss Cracker though..fucker needs to come back.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:44 pm

I was here when it was just binary code, but I just lurked.

Landshark2000 · Post by **Landshark2000** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:48 pm

This is bringing back memories.

Berdoo?
Kosmo Kramer?

Back in the day when Mitzi was only mildly promiscuous!

ZakkVanDime · Post by **ZakkVanDime** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:50 pm

dude, I remember berdoo! Back when i had to load Sludge off a 5 1/4" floppy.

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:53 pm

Landshark2000 wrote:Back in the day when Mitzi was only mildly promiscuous!

So before the internet was invented?!?!?!

exitflagger · Post by **exitflagger** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:54 pm

Jesus.

Perfectly entertaining thread turns into a 'posters of yore' yawnfest.

I WAS HERE FIRST!! I KNEW EVEL DICK!!!

JakeYonkel · Post by **JakeYonkel** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:56 pm

David Weave Roth FTW, bitches.

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