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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by Gritt » Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:22 am

I have a serious question:

When fucking a dog does one need to lube their junk or are the dogs naturally lubed?
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by SelfMadeJesus » Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:34 pm

SelfMadeJesus wrote:
Constantine wrote:
Bianca wrote: :lol: Stupid stupid dog fucker, I am not dc, I'm not anyone but me.
Because I don't like you and think you're a dog fucker you think I have to be someone else?
Dog fucker.
Continue nurturing your developmentaly challenged offsprings.
Hey now, it's not like she is the sow that birthed YOU.

It's funny that you are accusing people of useing nyms when it was you that had like 3 or 4 going at one time and denied it was you RIGHT AFTER you would blow your own cover )and a string of Basset Hounds.(

As if anyone here would be stupid to believe anything concieved by a mind as damaged as yours.
Who has to prove what you fucking mental midget?
Here is a hint, don't call someone a fucking liar when your dumb ass fucked up by not realizing that the TRUTH has already been preserved.
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by Bianca » Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:19 pm

Thank you Jesus!
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by Constantine » Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:24 pm

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Bianca wrote::lol: Did I hurt your little feelings dog fucker?
Take a look at your avatar, you animal abuser...
You do know thats a collar to protect the dog after surgery?
Thanks for the explanation cookie, you've always impressed me! Bianda must have beaten up that dog real bad if it required surgery.
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by Constantine » Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:30 pm

Sixdgritt wrote:I have a serious question:

When fucking a dog does one need to lube their junk or are the dogs naturally lubed?

Why don't you go back to your home on planet of the apes? \Jerkweed!
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:He watched me bang her, trying to cock-block by howling and being a bitch in every dog-possible way. As soon as we switched to "doggy-style" he shut up immediately
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by SelfMadeJesus » Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:03 pm

Constantine wrote:
Sixdgritt wrote:I have a serious question:

When fucking a dog does one need to lube their junk or are the dogs naturally lubed?

Why don't you go back to your home on planet of the apes? \Jerkweed!
With thoughtful and stimulating discourse such as this how is it that you are considered nothing more than a dog-fucking head case, slicer?


Why you avoiding the fact your ass got owned and totally proven a liar, chunk-ass?
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by Bianca » Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:24 pm

He's as deep in denial as his dick in a dogs ass.
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by Gritt » Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:46 pm

Constantine wrote:
Sixdgritt wrote:I have a serious question:

When fucking a dog does one need to lube their junk or are the dogs naturally lubed?

Why don't you go back to your home on planet of the apes? \Jerkweed!
Why the hostility? I was seriously curious. Who's to say that I'm not looking at my beagle laying over the corner and thinking about sliding one up her love canal?
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by Constantine » Sun Jul 25, 2010 5:25 pm

Sixdgritt wrote:Why the hostility? I was seriously curious. Who's to say that I'm not looking at my beagle laying over the corner and thinking about sliding one up her love canal?
A dog has about the same anatomy than a human. I wouldn't be surprised if some of you get excited talking about sex with dogs.
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by Gritt » Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:06 pm

So when you fucked a dog did you pull out and cum on it's belly, give it a facial, or did you blast up in it in hopes of making mutant mandogs?
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by cantstopthemusic » Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:35 pm

Constantine wrote:A dog has about the same anatomy as a human. I prefer to call it interspecies relations, not dog-fucking.

Yep. Definitely slicer.
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by SelfMadeJesus » Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:34 pm

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Constantine wrote:A dog has about the same anatomy as a human. I prefer to call it interspecies relations, not dog-fucking.

Yep. Definitely slicer.
Thank Allah you nailed down that loose end. :|
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by Constantine » Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:29 pm

Sixdgritt wrote:So when you fucked a dog did you pull out and cum on it's belly, give it a facial, or did you blast up in it in hopes of making mutant mandogs?
Thanks for sharing your dark desires with us. Nice try Deathcurse.
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:He watched me bang her, trying to cock-block by howling and being a bitch in every dog-possible way. As soon as we switched to "doggy-style" he shut up immediately
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by Constantine » Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:43 pm

SelfMadeJesus wrote:Here is a hint, don't call someone a fucking liar when your dumb ass fucked up by not realizing that the TRUTH has already been preserved.

This hypocrite does take the cake. What truth? Bianca said I accused her of something wich is an out and out lie. That I can't let stand. I don't have the best reputation around here, I know, but to out and out lie like that is wrong. It makes you no better then deathcurse or any other member of his lynch mob. Why do you think he isn't on this thread anymore? That's right, he's using a different nym...Hypocrasy is then a kind of lie.

I hope you get crucified in hell! Liar!
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by SelfMadeJesus » Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:35 pm

SelfMadeJesus wrote:
Constantine wrote:
Bianca wrote: :lol: Stupid stupid dog fucker, I am not dc, I'm not anyone but me.
Because I don't like you and think you're a dog fucker you think I have to be someone else?
Dog fucker.
Continue nurturing your developmentaly challenged offsprings.

You stupid fucking MUNG!

That is what your editted post originally said.

You are a slimeball that was talking about another poster's kid.

I don't even really know Bianca but i will not let your brain damaged ass try and climb up on some self-rightious cross when you are just a fucking lunatic liar.

The really funny part is that i honestly think slicer can convince himself of his demented ramblings and that he is just too fuck-the-dog crazy that it is actually impossible for him to see the truth.
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by Constantine » Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:10 pm

SelfMadeJesus wrote: You stupid fucking MUNG!

That is what your editted post originally said.

You are a slimeball that was talking about another poster's kid.

I don't even really know Bianca but i will not let your brain damaged ass try and climb up on some self-rightious cross when you are just a fucking lunatic liar.

The really funny part is that i honestly think slicer can convince himself of his demented ramblings and that he is just too fuck-the-dog crazy that it is actually impossible for him to see the truth.
Bianca came on this thread to defend deathcurse and he basically threw her under the bus then ran away like the coward that he is. I'll reply later, I've got to get going. In the meantime you can keep on hiding behind your lies.
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by Gritt » Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:41 pm

Constantine wrote:
Sixdgritt wrote:So when you fucked a dog did you pull out and cum on it's belly, give it a facial, or did you blast up in it in hopes of making mutant mandogs?
Thanks for sharing your dark desires with us. Nice try Deathcurse.
I'm not deathcurse. Nice try though.
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by Bianca » Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:14 pm

Constantine wrote:
SelfMadeJesus wrote: You stupid fucking MUNG!

That is what your editted post originally said.

You are a slimeball that was talking about another poster's kid.

I don't even really know Bianca but i will not let your brain damaged ass try and climb up on some self-rightious cross when you are just a fucking lunatic liar.

The really funny part is that i honestly think slicer can convince himself of his demented ramblings and that he is just too fuck-the-dog crazy that it is actually impossible for him to see the truth.
Bianca came on this thread to defend deathcurse and he basically threw her under the bus then ran away like the coward that he is. I'll reply later, I've got to get going. In the meantime you can keep on hiding behind your lies.
Oh please dc did nothing to me.
You are the one who edited your post about my "mentally challenged offspring".
You accused me of being dc and (I believe) you think I'm stoner because you used to say pretty fucked up shit about her kids too.
I never came here to do anything but point out what a crazy piece of demented shit you are.
Deal with it.
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by Constantine » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:46 pm

Bianca wrote:Oh please dc did nothing to me.
So how come he's not defending you if I'm such an horrible guy?

Bianca wrote: You are the one who edited your post about my "mentally challenged offspring".
If I said that I guess I had drank to many lagers and ale that night, I thought you were deathcurse and went overboard but I know I didn't insult anyone's kids. I would never do the things you accuse me of doing, I have to much class! I suspect you are a white metrosexual male having a laugh behind your computer though...


Bianca wrote:You accused me of being dc and (I believe) you think I'm stoner because you used to say pretty fucked up shit about her kids too.
Prove it! I'm not responsible for the things Slicer did and I would be surprised if he did the things you said he did. I think you're lying and I'm about to lose all respect I had for you.


Bianca wrote:I never came here to do anything but point out what a crazy piece of demented shit you are.
Deal with it.
I still think we can be friends if you calm down and learn to know me as a man.
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by SoulsOfBlack » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:58 pm

Constantine wrote: I still think we can be friends if you calm down and learn to know me as a man who fucks dogs.
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by Constantine » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:01 pm

SelfMadeJesus wrote: You stupid fucking MUNG!

That is what your editted post originally said.

You are a slimeball that was talking about another poster's kid.

I don't even really know Bianca but i will not let your brain damaged ass try and climb up on some self-rightious cross when you are just a fucking lunatic liar.

The really funny part is that i honestly think slicer can convince himself of his demented ramblings and that he is just too fuck-the-dog crazy that it is actually impossible for him to see the truth.

Return to that dark shithole of yours and choke on your own hatred punk! I won't be intimidated by THE INVADERS, I'll put an end to this nighmare.
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by Luminiferous » Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:16 pm

Constantine wrote:I still think we can be friends if you calm down and learn to know me as a handsome manly man.
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by SelfMadeJesus » Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:46 am

Constantine wrote:
SelfMadeJesus wrote: You stupid fucking MUNG!

That is what your editted post originally said.

You are a slimeball that was talking about another poster's kid.

I don't even really know Bianca but i will not let your brain damaged ass try and climb up on some self-rightious cross when you are just a fucking lunatic liar.

The really funny part is that i honestly think slicer can convince himself of his demented ramblings and that he is just too fuck-the-dog crazy that it is actually impossible for him to see the truth.

Return to that dark shithole of yours and choke on your own hatred punk! I won't be intimidated by THE INVADERS, I'll put an end to this nighmare.
The only nightmare you can put an end to is your parent's long night of terror that is your existence.

Just Do It.
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by Constantine » Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:17 pm

SoulsOfBlack wrote:
Constantine wrote: I still think we can be friends if you calm down and learn to know me as a man who fucks dogs.
People on this board are really sick and tired of the negative campaigning and lies of you cockroaches and lapdogs. Sad...
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Re: Constantine is slicer

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Constantine wrote:
SoulsOfBlack wrote:
Constantine wrote: I still think we can be friends if you calm down and learn to know me as a man who fucks dogs.
People on this board are really sick and tired of the negative campaigning and lies of you cockroaches and lapdogs. Sad...

Your multiple personality disorder dosen't constitute 'people' you braindead fuck.
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Re: Constantine is slicer

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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:He's not slicer.
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by Constantine » Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:37 pm

scorpion death wrote:
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:He's not slicer.

ALTERNYM ALERT!!!
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by Constantine » Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:49 pm

SelfMadeJesus wrote:Your multiple personality disorder dosen't constitute 'people' you braindead fuck.

"The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity."
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by SelfMadeJesus » Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:36 pm

Constantine wrote:
SelfMadeJesus wrote:Your multiple personality disorder dosen't constitute 'people' you braindead fuck.

"The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity."

" The dude abides"



Oh wait we're not just trading nonsensical quotes back and forth?

My bad.
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Re: Constantine is slicer

Post by scorpion death » Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:46 pm

Constantine wrote:
scorpion death wrote:
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:He's not slicer.

ALTERNYM ALERT!!!


Much better than being branded a DOG FUCKER!

Hey look at me I'm an alternym!

If the dog fits bro.
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