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Your very existence makes me want to puke with shame. I resent the fact that you continually breathe in and breathe out successfully every day. Your gimmick is to entice washed-up rock stars into an ice cream truck. That's it. In movies, people who end up in strange trucks often end up dead or raped. Every time I see another Z-List wonder in that abortion of a vehicle, I feel the urge to stab disabled children in the face with a blunt knife laced with tetanus. Your continuing membership of the human race is a terminal source of embarassment for the rest of us.
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No, that guy has the coolest job in the world.
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SatanHimself has done some wicked photoshops of the Ice Cream Truck.
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Where are they? Has anyone saved them? I feel liked I've missed out.
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Grendel wrote:
CliffByford wrote:Where are they? Has anyone saved them? I feel liked I've missed out.
Archie complained and the creator of the shops had to take them down. There was a 'history of Archie's" collection - the ice cream truck at lynchings in the south, at German extermination camps, things like that.

The Klan one was hilarious...a very pissed off drawing of a Klansman staring at the reader, with the caption ' Archie's Ice Cream - We Only Serve Vanilla!"
He complained?? So much for having a fucking sense of humor. I guess there's no time for laughs in the cutthroat attention whore life. Hey Bigstick..you're a pussy no matter how many D-listers you sell popsicles to.

Those pics need to get reposted.
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This thread is great.
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Grendel wrote:
CliffByford wrote:Where are they? Has anyone saved them? I feel liked I've missed out.
Archie complained and the creator of the shops had to take them down. There was a 'history of Archie's" collection - the ice cream truck at lynchings in the south, at German extermination camps, things like that.

The Klan one was hilarious...a very pissed off drawing of a Klansman staring at the reader, with the caption ' Archie's Ice Cream - We Only Serve Vanilla!"
I never saw that but it sounds hilarious.
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saracapri wrote:No, that guy has the coolest job in the world.
BINGO!
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The guys a prick and an idiot. He's a fucking caterer, that's why people are in the truck.
There's no "omg this guy is soooo cool I must get me some Archie's"... Shitstain thinks
it's cool to use these people for his pathetic attempts at self-promotion. That's why
they usually have the "what the fuck?" look on their faces.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
Grendel wrote:
CliffByford wrote:Where are they? Has anyone saved them? I feel liked I've missed out.
Archie complained and the creator of the shops had to take them down. There was a 'history of Archie's" collection - the ice cream truck at lynchings in the south, at German extermination camps, things like that.

The Klan one was hilarious...a very pissed off drawing of a Klansman staring at the reader, with the caption ' Archie's Ice Cream - We Only Serve Vanilla!"
He complained??


I don't know if he complained or not but the mod wanted me to take them down so I just deleted them from my photobucket account. I wouldn't be surprised if he complained though...he's a douchebag of the highest order.
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Post them at Blast.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Post them at Blast.


I don't have them anymore. Instead of goin' back and editing all the posts I just deleted them from my Photobucket account. They're gone unless someone here right clicked and saved 'em.
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I've got the "gay as fuck" pic but I don't have account at blast...
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Jack Drugless wrote:I've got the "gay as fuck" pic but I don't have account at blast...


I think that one is still up here at Sludge. It's the racist ones that had to come down.
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I don't have them anymore. Instead of goin' back and editing all the posts I just deleted them from my Photobucket account. They're gone unless someone here right clicked and saved 'em.
You don't have them saved to your computer?
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Pill wrote:
I don't have them anymore. Instead of goin' back and editing all the posts I just deleted them from my Photobucket account. They're gone unless someone here right clicked and saved 'em.
You don't have them saved to your computer?

No. I'm in the habit of going thru my computer every couple of weeks and deleting pics and files that I no longer need so I can free up space. I think I have some "SNN's" and a few other things saved on disc but I don't have the Bigstick shit.
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SatanHimself wrote:
Pill wrote:
I don't have them anymore. Instead of goin' back and editing all the posts I just deleted them from my Photobucket account. They're gone unless someone here right clicked and saved 'em.
You don't have them saved to your computer?

No. I'm in the habit of going thru my computer every couple of weeks and deleting pics and files that I no longer need so I can free up space. I think I have some "SNN's" and a few other things saved on disc but I don't have the Bigstick shit.
That's a shame. So much greatness is now lost.
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I weep in sorrow.
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Is this one of yours?
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SatanHimself wrote:No. I'm in the habit of going thru my computer every couple of weeks and deleting pics and files that I no longer need so I can free up space. I think I have some "SNN's" and a few other things saved on disc but I don't have the Bigstick shit.
This is bullshit. You need to forward that shit to me or Pill, seeing that we are the closest thing that Sludge has to an Official Archivist.

I'm fucking serious, dude.
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I've considered purchasing cheap webspace in order to preserve Sludge greatness. In light of Satan's revelation, I think it's time.
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I agree. Of all the crap that deserves to be saved around here, his is at the top of the shitpile.
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Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:
ozzyrulz777 wrote:
saracapri wrote:No, that guy has the coolest job in the world.
BINGO!
Shut up you vespa driving toe rag.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
SatanHimself wrote:No. I'm in the habit of going thru my computer every couple of weeks and deleting pics and files that I no longer need so I can free up space. I think I have some "SNN's" and a few other things saved on disc but I don't have the Bigstick shit.
This is bullshit. You need to forward that shit to me or Pill, seeing that we are the closest thing that Sludge has to an Official Archivist.

I'm fucking serious, dude.
Sorry I'm baked and somewhat intoxicated right now. What do you mean? You want me to send you the stuff I have on disc?

Oh and thanks to evryone for the kind words^^^ 8) .
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What I'm saying is that when you go on one of these "cleaning sprees", send me the shit you're going to delete and I'll save it.

You've been here how long now and you haven't figured out that you have to save EVERYTHING because it ALWAYS comes back up?
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Here's a drawing of The Brick that I saved.

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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:What I'm saying is that when you go on one of these "cleaning sprees", send me the shit you're going to delete and I'll save it.

You've been here how long now and you haven't figured out that you have to save EVERYTHING because it ALWAYS comes back up?
Okay, gotcha.

LMAO at Deathcisre's pic...I remember that! :lol:
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