Metal Sludge Gossip Board

Yeah, you heard me.

Hahaha, yeah, he is rocking the narc thing pretty good. I literally laughed out loud at some of his posts about the porn star lunch lady, his sanctimony is very measured and taciturn and he's good at conveying complete cockbitery in just a few short words in every post.

I'm trying to figure out who this is. Because this guy can't possibly be for real with his bullshit, he has to be an alternym. The cocksucker better post on this thread to give me some more clues!

I liked his reply to the guy who wanted to know if he should smoke some weed with his absinthe: "Why don't you try getting some self-respect instead?"

Anti-drug fanaticism = comedy gold.

That's a good theory, actually. Both posters try very, very hard to be irritating. But toe cramp uses punctuation and relatively proper sentence structure, which is a big departure from uptheass' run-on bullshit.

You're both wrong. It's Armageddon T Thunderbird from Blast, who used to go by the nym Pastor of Muppets (he was the limey who thought 9/11 was hilarious and had a photo of people jumping out of the WTC as his avatar), and was known before that as The_Spoon and is a good friend of Biggie. The Photobucket account ATB and toe_cramp use are the same.

Well, whoever it is, they've created a VERY ANNOYING character and deserve either props or a punch in the cock. I'm leaning towards punch in the cock.

Pill wrote:You're both wrong. It's Armageddon T Thunderbird from Blast, who used to go by the nym Pastor of Muppets (he was the limey who thought 9/11 was hilarious and had a photo of people jumping out of the WTC as his avatar), and was known before that as The_Spoon and is a good friend of Biggie. The Photobucket account ATB and toe_cramp use are the same.

I thought Pastor was a yorkshire lad.

Oh and I dont know if this was meant to be a hint.....

Toe cramp wrote:Never understood that whole school girl thing. I'm more of a rotting corpse man myself.

Frankly, I've always been more curious who that guy was whose pictures that poster jacked than who the actual poster was.

Whoever he was, his old lady had quite a fucking fan following on here. I wonder if that slightly chunky, extremely stacked redhead even knows that she's a Sludge celebrity.

Go for it - you seem to be itching to tell somebody and being in the loop here would be a tiny pitiful triumph in my barren life.

Killer Of Porridge wrote:

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Well, then Armageddon T Thunderbird was uptheass, too.

There is only one person on here that still posts on here that knows the real identity of uptheass, that person isn't you!


Owned and Bashed

Hi Speedy...

You mean this jackoff?



That's not Armageddon..That's uptheass/peaches/toe cramp..he and his jacked up teeth reside in Maine.

They may have used the same Photobucket account, but they aren't the same person.

Okay, I'm here, tell us.

Metal Sludge wrote:Okay, I'm here, tell us.

It was that Cusack guy I can't spell his name but the guy who typed in the neon green font! Am I right or worng? I never had a problem with that guy but I always thought he was uptheass.

The Dyslexic Slacker4Life wrote:

Metal Sludge wrote:Okay, I'm here, tell us.

It was that Cusack guy I can't spell his name but the guy who typed in the neon green font! Am I right or worng? I never had a problem with that guy but I always thought he was uptheass.

No he was not UpTheAss.

ozzyrulz777 wrote:

The Dyslexic Slacker4Life wrote:

Metal Sludge wrote:Okay, I'm here, tell us.

It was that Cusack guy I can't spell his name but the guy who typed in the neon green font! Am I right or worng? I never had a problem with that guy but I always thought he was uptheass.

No he was not UpTheAss.

Oh so you know who he was? The Mod is here she will say if im right or wrong.

Either way I had no problem with the guy. He got everyone so riled up over the little things I found him pretty funny.

No, Cusack is not uptheass.

The Dyslexic Slacker4Life wrote:I know who uptheass was but I need to mod to be here because If I get it right she has to tell me im right! So I don't look like some kind of jackass.

How'd that work out for you?

That's probably the best way to handle it.

The Dyslexic Slacker4Life wrote:I know who uptheass was but I need to mod to be here because If I get it right she has to tell me im right! So I don't look like some kind of jackass.

The Dyslexic Slacker4Life wrote:Im just gonna pretend that this didn't happen.

PWNED!

ozzyrulz777 wrote:

The Dyslexic Slacker4Life wrote:Im just gonna pretend that this didn't happen.

PWNED!

You have no right criticizing someone else for bad e-sleuthing. Remember when you were convinced Grendel was uptheass?

chickenona wrote: I'm trying to figure out who this is. Because this guy can't possibly be for real with his bullshit, he has to be an alternym. The cocksucker better post on this thread to give me some more clues!

No idea, but the over the top absurdity of some of his posts cracks me up....

Pill wrote:

ozzyrulz777 wrote:

The Dyslexic Slacker4Life wrote:Im just gonna pretend that this didn't happen.

PWNED!

You have no right criticizing someone else for bad e-sleuthing. Remember when you were convinced Grendel was uptheass?

Yes but I was told that by Saracapri. Who I thought was being truthful.