The Top Ten Douches of 2008 at Sludge

OverMe · Post by **OverMe** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:49 pm

Thats more than 10

TCOM
AJ
Heenan Shunka
Rav_Sputnuk

Punk · Post by **Punk** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:50 pm

In no particular order:

Ozzyrulz777
cultofmanson
dong dokken
manofmetal
check123check
Thebottomline
Slacker
TooFarGone
Rav_Sputnuk
Heenan Snuka

saracapri · Post by **saracapri** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:52 pm

Why am I on there? Dickhead.

MissBrownstone · Post by **MissBrownstone** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:59 pm

Am I allowed to vote for Lickety five times and check123check five times?

I thought about Rav, but I'm not sure a preening little nancy boy is really a douche, y'know?

saracapri · Post by **saracapri** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:02 pm

McLargeDrink: I hate that guy.
ManofMetal: I'm just learning what a douche he is.
Rav: Dumb jeans, dumb hair, dumb Pollock
Ghey Man: Shits up threads all the time

There are many more, but I don't want to think about them right now.

saracapri · Post by **saracapri** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:10 pm

wtf is a diddum? I do not speak your douchey language.

saracapri · Post by **saracapri** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:29 pm

manofmetal wrote:
saracapri wrote:wtf is a diddum? I do not speak your douchey language.
I dunno, whats a fuckin Faucet or 'could' you care less?

wtf are you babbling about?

Thebottomline · Post by **Thebottomline** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:43 pm

Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:
saracapri wrote:Why am I on there? Dickhead.
I got everyone i could think of off the top of my head and just listed them.

OverMe--I didn't say all the nominees are going to make it to the top ten.

To be fair you did post your name on there.

pieceofme · Post by **pieceofme** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:58 pm

Grendel wrote:Rav_Sputnuk - I am glad that I was not like this when I was his age

Heenan Snuka - pointless thread maker
panteraman319 - owned constantly
check123check - is to sludge what Beyond: Awake is to literature

Chunga's revenge & Angry Jew - butt pirates owned after spewing months of G&R garbage, saying that everyone was going to eat crow when the sales figures of Chinese Democracy came out

Lickety Split - serves the same purpose as a street bum; whatever your troubles are, you can at least take comfort that you are not him.

Ghey_Man - a trainwreck of a person

cultofmanson - it is weird when you absolutely know that if Billy Duffy knew about him, he would tell him to stop and go find another band to worship

My nominations:

McLargeDrink
Moggio

OverMe · Post by **OverMe** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:10 pm

Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:
saracapri wrote:Why am I on there? Dickhead.
I got everyone i could think of off the top of my head and just listed them.

OverMe--I didn't say all the nominees are going to make it to the top ten.

Didn't read the very last part

SeminiferousButtNoid · Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:44 pm

saracapri wrote:McLargeDrink: I hate that guy.
ManofMetal: I'm just learning what a douche he is.
Rav: Dumb jeans, dumb hair, dumb Pollock
Ghey Man: Shits up threads all the time

There are many more, but I don't want to think about them right now.

Only a fucking Polack could misspell "Pollock".

Calexxia · Post by **Calexxia** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:48 pm

SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:
saracapri wrote:McLargeDrink: I hate that guy.
ManofMetal: I'm just learning what a douche he is.
Rav: Dumb jeans, dumb hair, dumb Pollock
Ghey Man: Shits up threads all the time

There are many more, but I don't want to think about them right now.
Only a fucking Polack could misspell "Pollock".

Maybe he was sayin' there was somethin' fishy about Rav

ParaDime77 · Post by **ParaDime77** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:37 pm

Stereotypical Individual wrote:ParaDime77 - I don't at all think ParaDime is pure evil, but he does have being a douchebag down to an exact science. His off and on personality somewhat reminds me of an old acquaintance of mine.
I hope 2009 is a successful year for you, ParaDime.
Now GO POUND SAND, fuckstick!

Happy New Year's To You, you leash wearing troll!

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:55 pm

1. The Mummy
2. Ghey Man
3. GoodGirls
4. MrKnowItAll
5. Iron Duck
6. roxxxtar
7. Licketysplit
8. KAOS
9. Ray Sputnik
10. check123check

Scaryhead · Post by **Scaryhead** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:15 pm

I thought this would be like one of those "who's the best thrash band" polls where you assign and subtract points to each contender, eliminating the weak until ultimately a winner emerges.....or in this case, the biggest backwashed bloodclot floats to the top of the vinegar puddle culminating beneath the toiletbowl.

Of your list:

Rav_SpunkLick
The_Mummy
check123check
manofmetal
Ghey_Man
dong dokken
cultofmanson
The Purple Idiot

You missed:

PrettyDeadBoy
BigHairTightPants (as though the name AbeFreshley did not contain enough gayness to be qualified to have been in a band called The Joys)

chungasrevenge · Post by **chungasrevenge** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:24 pm

Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:Rav_Sputnuk--There comes a long a poster like Rav only so often, they own themselves with whaat they post and have such an inappropriate sized-ego you know that one day reality is going to bitch smack them so hard they mama's are gonna cry. Too bad Rav won't be able to afford the internet connection when he hits bottom. It would be quite interesting to see.

Heenan Snuka--tries to be a bad ass by calling out sludgers that won't bother with his stupid ass and then puffs up his chest with endless bumps.
Congrats, dude people re paying attention to you and see you for what you really are, a douchebag.

check123check--easily the sickest of the top ten douches, this fool climed back out from whatever godforsaken rock he was hiding under with a flurry of gay/fag jokes and was quickly revealed as slicer.

Chunga'srevenge/Angry Jew(tie) Where is your Chinese Democracy now?

jack burton--Nothing can top the fact that dude got owned so bad he had to use whatever mod powers(over at Blast) he had to save his ass from getting owned harder. Easily the most pathetic of the douches on this list.

Ghey_Man--I don't know that i should give this honor to the scat man yet, i have a feeling there are big things in his future and that he will cinch this title for 09.

dong dokken/thebottomline(tie)--Come on, we all know this is the same poster with both these nyms, and if it isn't there are two tards out there that can form up Voltron style and maybe have enough intellegence to break triple didgit I.Q.

cultofmanson--lol owned.

Ozzyrulz777--There are times that i actually feel a sadness at the fact that or777 can't help the fact that he post the way he does.Then i remember it is Sludge and say fuck it aand laugh at him in ways that don't make me proud.

The Purple Idiot--This guy's claim to fame is that he dresses like a clown and performs Kiss songs. That in itself makes him worthy of the list, but then you take into account his personality and it bumps him up to the top ten.

Wow, how miserable can your life be that any post by anyone on this board would not only get you upset but actually make you remember the names and subject matter.

Do you keep notes?

Life no so good for you?

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:36 pm

I totally laughed at manofmetal calling saracapri "diddums."

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:54 pm

I can't possibly narrow that list to only ten.

ozzyrulz777 · Post by **ozzyrulz777** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:05 pm

Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:
Ozzyrulz777--There are times that i actually feel a sadness at the fact that or777 can't help the fact that he post the way he does.Then i remember it is Sludge and say fuck it aand laugh at him in ways that don't make me proud.

Am I at least better than Rav?

saracapri · Post by **saracapri** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:06 pm

SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:
saracapri wrote:McLargeDrink: I hate that guy.
ManofMetal: I'm just learning what a douche he is.
Rav: Dumb jeans, dumb hair, dumb Pollock
Ghey Man: Shits up threads all the time

There are many more, but I don't want to think about them right now.
Only a fucking Polack could misspell "Pollock".

pwned

UtahRatt · Post by **UtahRatt** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:09 pm

I've always had my own personal tool list of worthless spamming posters I skip over 90% of the time with the other 10% left for launching an odd upper cut.

OVD
Rav
TCOM
Lickety
Ghey_man
McLargeDrink
Heenan Snuka

Now before I put them on the Tool list they reach a stage where I'll toss shit most of the time I run across one of their posts.

AngryJew
WhipperYappingWhateverTheFuckTheBitchesNameIs
Pee13

ozzyrulz777 · Post by **ozzyrulz777** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:10 pm

Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:
ozzyrulz777 wrote:
Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:
Ozzyrulz777--There are times that i actually feel a sadness at the fact that or777 can't help the fact that he post the way he does.Then i remember it is Sludge and say fuck it aand laugh at him in ways that don't make me proud.

Am I at least better than Rav?
You are light yeaars better that Rav

Well at least that is a good thing. I do not mind being called a douche because I am one.

saracapri · Post by **saracapri** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:13 pm

ozzy, you aren't a douche. You are a crazy shut in with a penchant for black metal and Funyuns and that is a far, far better thing.

ozzyrulz777 · Post by **ozzyrulz777** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:30 pm

saracapri wrote:ozzy, you aren't a douche. You are a crazy shut in with a penchant for black metal and Funyuns and that is a far, far better thing.

I hate funyuns. Chee-Tos are better.

saracapri · Post by **saracapri** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:33 pm

I could have sworn you mentioned loving Funyuns in chat once or something. I guess the booze is eating away my memory. Oh well.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:34 pm

saracapri for always trying to shit on my parade.

Bitch.

Itwalksamongus · Post by **Itwalksamongus** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:35 pm

SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:
saracapri wrote:McLargeDrink: I hate that guy.
ManofMetal: I'm just learning what a douche he is.
Rav: Dumb jeans, dumb hair, dumb Pollock
Ghey Man: Shits up threads all the time

There are many more, but I don't want to think about them right now.
Only a fucking Polack could misspell "Pollock".

Actually, you just misspelled it as well.

Go you.

saracapri · Post by **saracapri** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:37 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:saracapri for always trying to shit on my parade.

Bitch.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:39 pm

SeminiferousButtNoid · Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:46 pm

Itwalksamongus wrote:
SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:
saracapri wrote:McLargeDrink: I hate that guy.
ManofMetal: I'm just learning what a douche he is.
Rav: Dumb jeans, dumb hair, dumb Pollock
Ghey Man: Shits up threads all the time

There are many more, but I don't want to think about them right now.
Only a fucking Polack could misspell "Pollock".
Actually, you just misspelled it as well.

Go you.

Actually I spelled it correctly, shitbird.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=polack

Next time, try to pipe in on a word you do know how to spell, like douchebag.

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