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I hate you, rather severely. You're the reason Hatas has sucked for years now, while it used to be by far the very best place on Sludge. You're all ready to pile on if somebody's talking shit about some douche like Rav because you think it's safe in that environment, yet you're scared to show your face around these parts. And you're right, that's the saddest part.

Now my New Year's resolution is this: I am going to revive this board. I'm drunk as fuck and fully aware of the fact that by tomorrow I don't want to be bothered with this shit any more, but that's exactly why I'm making this commitment right now. Hatas needs to be awesome again.

What people often fail to see is that Hatas wasn't just a playground for awesome flame warriors who high-fived each other all day playing tardball with people who couldn't fight back. Just ask the Son_of_Sam_I_ams on here, even the biggest meanies on here had a carebear side to them, unlike the unfunny fucks who try to stir shit here these days. It was all fun and games like some of the Lounge shit that takes up several unrelated threads. It could be that place again. I'm on a mission here. I realized all I'm doing in the Lounge is waiting for some semi-witty confrontation to ensue, and I don't want to go through hundreds and hundreds of gay food threads to find that shit any longer.

To prove my point, if necessary, I will act like even more of a total asshole to posters who are generally considered to be k3wl, just to show you little people that there's really nothing gayer than to be afraid of the big-fonted.

2009, it's motherfucking on.




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So, you're bored, drunk and trying to START a game of Tardball? gotcha. Carry on.
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check123check wrote:if I wasn't so banned I would totally kick your ass, drunk or not.


I owned this place until the shit piled so high no-one could get though the door without slipping and swimming in crap. no question about it, so dont answer this post and everything will be cool.
Aren't you that twit, Slicer?
Seems to me that the only people ever got "owned" more than you around here was OVD/Boojie/Foreign Stargazer, Licketysplit and The Mental Sped.
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check123check wrote:
nakedmadman wrote:
check123check wrote:if I wasn't so banned I would totally kick your ass, drunk or not.


I owned this place until the shit piled so high no-one could get though the door without slipping and swimming in crap. no question about it, so dont answer this post and everything will be cool.
Aren't you that twit, Slicer?
Seems to me that the only people ever got "owned" more than you around here was OVD/Boojie/Foreign Stargazer, Licketysplit and The Mental Sped.

pissed off yes, owned not even close. fags throwing dogshit at the screen will never equal ownage. Just made the place unbearable for them and everyone else with the only refuge being Rev who did not outlast that shit, go fist your own boring ass, fucking douchebag.
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nakedmadman wrote:Oblivious, unoriginal and full of shit as a Woodstock99 port-o-let. Yup, you're slicer. Welcome back Tubby dog molester.
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Oh no Chicke!!

Quick! Remove the tail and floppy ears!!
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If you didn't give a shit you wouldn't have responded to her post like a Dogs to Good Homes ad...


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See, this is exactly what I'm talking about.

What we have here is a poster who is capable of serious awesomeness (and I'm not just talking about her daughter alternym (just kidding (or am I))) answering with some acronym I don't even understand. Nona, I've been one of your biggest fans in the past, and I don't even post on the war board, but all you've contributed since my last break from Sludge is bitching and moaning about how this board sucks and how you shouldn't even be posting - which is totally understandable, but fuck, do it right, or don't do it at all (my vote is still for do it right because you're one of the only people here who aren't politically retarded).

Secondly, we have a bunch of recycled crap about Slicer, who never made for any entertainment in the past. It's not even beating a dead horse, it's raping a colt stillbirth. We get it, he likes beastiality. Disgusting, yes. Funny, no. Ignore that waste of life or get some new material. This is almost as painful as people teasing LicketySplit with zero reward for pages and pages. What's the fucking point? Nobody is laughing at that shit anymore. This is Metal Sludge, there are hundreds of people who are dying to be ridiculed, me included. Put some effort into it for fuck's sake.

Oh yeah, I know what you're thinking, putting effort into posting on a message board, how pathetic, yet you repeat dog fucking joke after dog fucking joke about some shit nugget I never even noticed. Let me tell you, mocking some random poster who has never been mocked before, and who will therefore be simultaneously flattered and embarrassed (and don't you deny it), doesn't take any more effort than telling the latest fat n00b whore how great her tits are. Give it a shot, asshole.
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Bas, while I'm with you on the whole same old, same old thing here on Sludge getting boring it hasn't gotten completely to the point where some of the same old idiots are the targets of their past..

Targeting a newb would require one of them actually standing out as worth poking fun of.. I have yet to really see one.. While there is brain dead Aqua net inhaling yogurt brains on here..Most have no sense or direction on Sludge, let alone the Hatas board..

Rav? It's obvious that Polish kids are 23 years behind the US musically and any attention given to him here as of late, he rolls with some lame response and and actually maybe be rolling more with the Sludge than people think..(6+ topics on here about one person shows they can get under someone's skin..)

Roxxstar= Shagg...Has the guy even posted anything that someone feels the necessity to make the thread go to a second page?

manofmetal= Bastardo...His schtick before his banning sucked and his new sex dynamo porn star trolling sucks now.. Does anyone really remember laughing at anything this guy has posted..

check123check= Wannabe Slicer using the same old drunken animal admiring-blaming everyone else for his problem lifestyle.. Still not convinced this is actually him rather than someone pretending to be him to stir up shit..

daviddavidson= takaishiimusic/dan starr...well he dared the mod to ban him here, went over to Blast slagging Sludge and now rejoined the boards and copy/pastes inane topics just to get a reaction even though it's obvious he's a clueless loser still living with his parents....

bighairtightpants= Abe? What really needs to be said? When you allow a messageboard to effect you so much as to post your ass and ballsack and get banned 3+ times....it's about as entertaining as a Rosanne Barr attempting to sing "Pussy Control"....

Lickety? Well when you've spent 3 -4 years here being a total mysogenic sack of pizza dough and your busted on it? Well it's not going away in a matter of months..Especially when you try to explain your stupidity with more lies..

ItWalks?...Eh I've given up even reading the guy's posts..

Like I said, I'm all for new blood in the octagon man, but you have to lay out some names, because most are either just trying too hard or so fucking mind numbingly boring that I'm missing their Sludge quality posts..

You are right that Hatas does seem to be suffering as of late and I'm not even drunk..

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Luminiferous wrote:Bas, while I'm with you on the whole same old, same old thing here on Sludge getting boring it hasn't gotten completely to the point where some of the same old idiots are the targets of their past..

Targeting a newb would require one of them actually standing out as worth poking fun of.. I have yet to really see one.. While there is brain dead Aqua net inhaling yogurt brains on here..Most have no sense or direction on Sludge, let alone the Hatas board..

Rav? It's obvious that Polish kids are 23 years behind the US musically and any attention given to him here as of late, he rolls with some lame response and and actually maybe be rolling more with the Sludge than people think..(6+ topics on here about one person shows they can get under someone's skin..)

Roxxstar= Shagg...Has the guy even posted anything that someone feels the necessity to make the thread go to a second page?

manofmetal= Bastardo...His schtick before his banning sucked and his new sex dynamo porn star trolling sucks now.. Does anyone really remember laughing at anything this guy has posted..

check123check= Wannabe Slicer using the same old drunken animal admiring-blaming everyone else for his problem lifestyle.. Still not convinced this is actually him rather than someone pretending to be him to stir up shit..

daviddavidson= takaishiimusic/dan starr...well he dared the mod to ban him here, went over to Blast slagging Sludge and now rejoined the boards and copy/pastes inane topics just to get a reaction even though it's obvious he's a clueless loser still living with his parents....

bighairtightpants= Abe? What really needs to be said? When you allow a messageboard to effect you so much as to post your ass and ballsack and get banned 3+ times....it's about as entertaining as a Rosanne Barr attempting to sing "Pussy Control"....

Lickety? Well when you've spent 3 -4 years here being a total mysogenic sack of pizza dough and your busted on it? Well it's not going away in a matter of months..Especially when you try to explain your stupidity with more lies..

ItWalks?...Eh I've given up even reading the guy's posts..

Like I said, I'm all for new blood in the octagon man, but you have to lay out some names, because most are either just trying too hard or so fucking mind numbingly boring that I'm missing their Sludge quality posts..

You are right that Hatas does seem to be suffering as of late and I'm not even drunk..


I know you like to think of yourself as "cool", but you are really a troll who want to meddle in the business of those who post funny shit to make Sludge what it is.

Instead of telling us how bad they are, why don't you do something about it Oh! I forgot, you just wipe ass. You really have nothing but hate and ignorance to give us. If you do not have anything that can help Metal-Sludge improve, then shut up and wash another ass as you work your double shift on New Year's day.
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Asshole!
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Constantine wrote:Asshole!
Shut the fuck up and drink another bear.

Idiot.
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check123check wrote:if I wasn't so banned I would totally kick your ass, drunk or not.

You know, that's funny, because there were three or four of us in chat with the mod about two nights ago. I asked her if she'd seen your posts where you beg to be banned, and her response was.

"Yeah I did, and I couldn't be bothered"

So have at Seb, bitch, if you're such a badass, because you're so fucking lame that the mod could give two shits less about your dumb ass.

All your excuses are gone now, so open that can of whoop-ass you swear that you hold back - let's see it.
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Constantine wrote:I know you like to think of yourself as "cool", but you are really a troll who want to meddle in the business of those who post funny shit to make Sludge what it is.

Instead of telling us how bad they are, why don't you do something about it Oh! I forgot, you just wipe ass. You really have nothing but hate and ignorance to give us. If you do not have anything that can help Metal-Sludge improve, then shut up and wash another ass as you work your double shift on New Year's day.
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Great thread, Sebastian.
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My dog didn't die over Christmas/New Year. :cry:
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You don't even have a dog.
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This thread hit home a little bit.

I used to rarely post anywhere other than Hatas. The Lounge was frivolous, boring and inane.

However, battles on the Hatas board were between flamers of merit - people who could actually hold their own. They were fun, hilarious and entertaining.

The random tards that get play here these days (Tim, Rav, Slicer, et. al.) are completely incapable of intelligent flame wars. They are trounced and eviscerated by master flamers, which, while briefly fun, soon plays out.

We just need a good target to get this board up and kicking again.
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Shut the fuck up. Have you ever seen what a piece of Wonder Bread looks like when you pinch all the white parts of the bread?

That's you. Shallow and insubstantial. There's some truth for you, Sporto.

Now quit getting insinuating yourself into conversations between your mental superiors.

When we need a break and feel like playing a little tardball, we'll call you.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:You don't even have a dog.
My e-dog will not die on 9-11
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You keep up with the sass mouth and I'm going to buy you dog just so I can kill it Valentines Day.
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Well, Baz, you see what I have to work with in the arena of political debate - Ugmo even started a thread on the War Board about how the really smart right wingers are gone, leaving only trolls in their wake. The right-wingers here can't think critically anymore. And some of the people who are on "my" side (KAOS, I'm lookin' at you) are even worse.

I did try to do what you're trying to do right now when I started a thread calling out random dumbasses who might be good to put up a fight. I encouraged ganging up and trash-talking. It didn't really work out and Kockstar had to come in and save the thing with his own brand of "erotic literature".

I'm sick of the Lickety thing, I think I've been sick of it since May. Finding out that you were totally right about somebody you suspected was a lying king loser is a double-edged sword. It's gratifying but ultimately it means the game is over.

Slicer? I didn't really get into flaming him the first time. His posts were too long and he seemed too depressingly insane for a good funny give and take.

Rav? A Polish teenager? Are you serious? He doesn't even make a decent tardball. He's like a Wiffle tardball.

There was that one thread where it was getting kinda fun to pick on manofmetal. But again, like hitting a pinata, not like having a flame war.

I don't know. It's getting to be a lot of work to stir the pot around here. This thread is a good start.
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My problem is, I can't be bothered investing any time into a large flamewar.
So instead of having the 3 course meal, I head for the hotdog stand, eg Slicer. Even that got fucking boring real quick, second time around.
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check123check wrote:
Mitzi Dupree wrote:Shut the fuck up. Have you ever seen what a piece of Wonder Bread looks like when you pinch all the white parts of the bread?

That's you. Shallow and insubstantial. There's some truth for you, Sporto.

Now quit getting insinuating yourself into conversations between your mental superiors.

When we need a break and feel like playing a little tardball, we'll call you.
a break from what? shit I just threw you the gayest Flames-of-Truth ever and you couldn't even run with it.

stop putting me in your wonder bread sandwiches if you can't handle a little truth there, mitzy.
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check123check wrote:just fucking great:I've been owned by a rainbow.
No you were owned by the best tranny I know!
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:You keep up with the sass mouth and I'm going to buy you dog just so I can kill it Valentines Day.
I could milk that more than 10 birthday threads put together. Woof.
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Hahahaha, yeah, Iggy, I'm just that invested in Sludge that I'd make up a teenage kid to come on here on my birthday and sing my praises. Sober the fuck off, CrashHackey.
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I'm surprised he didn't say mousepotato was SeminiferousButtnoid.
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I'll have her post some jeans tags just to clear up any doubt.
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