All you pansy Lounge people

[MickeyG]

Post a pic of her planting some poppy seeds.

[chickenona]

Hahahaha, she sits on her dead ass when we do that stuff. In fact, so do I for the most part. The old man does most of the gardening. I'm just an interested observer.

You guys are just gonna have to take our words for it. I do know there have been a couple of occasions when she's surfed and posted from her bf's house at the same time I was on here at home and the mod can back me up on that if she can be bothered. I don't blame her if she can't. There was one thread in particular where she was posting from there and I was posting from here and some other posters wrote some ribald shit about me, her and her bf that had to be deleted. I know the mod would remember it because she had to slap my hand over it. Hope this helps - or actually, come to think of it, I don't give a shit if it does or not.

However, don't expect any proof pics anytime soon. I admit I spend way too much time here, but I don't hold my "position" here in such regard that I'm gonna force my kid to do tricks on-camera to prove she exists.

[SanityClause]

Well can you mail one of her fingers to me as proof?
Once I get it, I will take pictures of it and post it here as proof for all the others to see.




Damn that sounded very YellowDisciplined of me.

[Hungwell]

Hahahaha, yeah, Iggy, I'm just that invested in Sludge that I'd make up a teenage kid to come on here on my birthday and sing my praises. Sober the fuck off, CrashHackey.

C'mon now, chicky.

All you have to do is slap up a splooge-riddled sheet to divide your crawlspace and ask mousy to stand before it, squinting with her head cocked back to prevent her google eye from slamming into the bridge of her nose to prove your case.

Of course this is most effective immediately following your authoring of a thread dedicated to demonstrating that only idiots care what others think of you on Sludge.

[chickenona]

Right, Daddy - and then comes the part where I exclaim, "FUCKING PRICELESS!" and "Ahh, life is good!" while wearing a knitted skullcap and brandishing a pair of purple oven mitts with little bats embroidered on them.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I have absolutely nothing to add to this thread except that I just cracked the fuck up thinking about oven mitts with bats on them. Holy shit. HAHAHAHAHA!

That's all.

[Hungwell]

Hahahaha, yeah, Iggy, I'm just that invested in Sludge that I'd make up a teenage kid to come on here on my birthday and sing my praises. Sober the fuck off, CrashHackey.

C'mon now, chicky.

All you have to do is slap up a splooge-riddled sheet to divide your crawlspace and ask mousy to stand before it, squinting with her head cocked back to prevent her google eye from slamming into the bridge of her nose to prove your case.

Of course this is most effective immediately following your authoring of a thread dedicated to demonstrating that only idiots care what others think of you on Sludge.

Right, Daddy - and then comes the part where I exclaim, "FUCKING PRICELESS!" and "Ahh, life is good!" while wearing a knitted skullcap and brandishing a pair of purple oven mitts with little bats embroidered on them.

[Gritt]

A blind man can see that this is going to get heated real quick.

[chickenona]

I wasn't behind The_Hawt, genius.

So many words, so little payoff.

[Luminiferous]

Yep...

[deathcurse]

Because i for one get bored of watching you bitch out.

I don't.

[chickenona]

Iggy gives amazing return on the investment here. A fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants one-liner can generate torrents of that new, prettier - but still angry - china-blue font.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I know for a fact that chicke wasn't The_Hawt, and before anyone starts up with their Hungwellian conspiracy theories it's not because I"m the mod or the mod told me - it's because I've always known who it is.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

I love it when I can't make sense of half the shit I wrote myself, yet most people seem to know exactly what I supposedly meant. So, let's have a look at what we have established here so far...

- I'm a terrible drunk poster

- Nona can't impersonate a teenage daughter without the help of a yet unnamed outside friend simultaneously portraying the fictitious character's boyfriend (who, in turn, only posts as fake persona #1 while the real him supposedly doesn't know about Sludge - shit, this is getting confusing)

- Iggy (who probably got The_Hawt confused with The_Dawg) is not afraid of going against the grain and thus still kind of gets it, no matter what you think of the execution

- Stoner takes great pride in being born with top-secret alternym knowledge, which is kind of silly considering any blind moron (with the exception of AJ, probably) could see The_Hawt was FM_Station_4_Life


Not too impressive, I will admit. But I refuse to announce failure yet. Mostly because the whole FAIL!!1 crap is annoying as fuck, but also because I'm like ambitious and stuff. Yeah.

[chickenona]

Yeah, I figured Iggy was just getting those two names mixed up but I wanted to continue to give him shit. He has two qualities which always make engaging him fun - he's actually pretty smart but hilariously easy to rile. He's also got a certain measure of stamina in a flame war. So when I get to go around with him it's always fun.

The unnamed friend helping me out in my increasingly difficult and elaborate daughter alternym ruse? Elise, totally Elise. When you need somebody who knows teenagers - in a really inappropriate way - who you gonna call?

Edited to add that I totally miss FM_Station_4_Life. You don't know what you got till it's gone, baby.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Face it Kraut, your thread fuckin' sucks, not us.

[Hungwell]

Iggy gives amazing return on the investment here. A fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants one-liner can generate torrents of that new, prettier - but still angry - china-blue font.

There's nothing like it. Your 5 word phrase garnered a vapid TWO HUNDRED WORD wit-free free-fall that equated to "na-UH, YOU are!"

I know for a fact that chicke wasn't The_Hawt, and before anyone starts up with their Hungwellian conspiracy theories it's not because I"m the mod or the mod told me - it's because I've always known who it is.

If you help me clean up the rest of the porn-bots I'll tell ya who Lacii Override is!

Face it Kraut, your thread fuckin' sucks, not us.

Word up.

You're not afraid of typing on an anonymous Hair Metal Message Board and you're execution is flawless. You obviously 'get it'.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

You're right. And that's why I'm deeply grateful for your contribution of emoticons and rehashed Iggy arguments I'm always longing for. You guys complete me.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

We owe it all to your mediocre attempt at reviving this board.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

I never said I could do it alone. It's time for even queen bees and prom kings to ask not what Hatas can do for you, but what you can do for Hatas. But of course you wouldn't want people to think you were trying too hard. That's just not very sexy now, is it?

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I think what I'm saying is that you can't do it even with assistance.

*bats eyelashes*

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Balls! I'm not trying to make some middle-aged housewives post their bare breasts or anything impossible. I'd just like to slowly introduce people to some decent Hate culture again. It will probably cost a lot of time and brain cells but it might just work. And unlike in the aforementioned case of the tit shot beggars, gloating too much about my anticipated failure could just backfire here.

[Doogie]

And unlike in the aforementioned case of the tit shot beggars, gloating too much about my anticipated failure could just backfire here.

HEY MAN! Be cool with that shit.

[Hungwell]

You're right. And that's why I'm deeply grateful for your contribution of emoticons and rehashed Iggy arguments I'm always longing for. You guys complete me.

Oh, I get it.

Add nothing, critique everything. Nice.

We owe it all to your mediocre attempt at reviving this board.

When did this happen? I totally missed it.

Aw, who gives a shit anyhow. You can't improve upon perfection.

Face it Kraut, your thread fuckin' sucks, not us.

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[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Hey, let's all fight eachother! That shit always works.

[Hungwell]

Hey, let's all fight eachother! That shit always works.

I said [/thread]

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I don't like your tone.

[Hungwell]

I don't like your tone.

What did it ever do to you?

[gr8twhte]

I don't like your tone.

What did it ever do to you?

Your tone is 80 bucks short of the_rent.