Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___

SebastianLeeDanzig · Post by **SebastianLeeDanzig** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:34 pm

as touching that is to MC Hammer

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:39 pm

as fighting the feeling is to REO Speedwagon.

Punk · Post by **Punk** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:49 pm

as standing the heartache is to Skid Row.

FUCK YOU!

SebastianLeeDanzig · Post by **SebastianLeeDanzig** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:54 pm

as Ozzy Osbourne is to more tears.

Okay, songs are getting boring...

as the ways of God's movement are to obviousness.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:00 pm

as a bulldagger is to fellatio.

SebastianLeeDanzig · Post by **SebastianLeeDanzig** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:02 pm

as people born after 1960 are to getting that.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:15 pm

as you are to having a functioning erection.

Punk · Post by **Punk** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:19 pm

When I finally land a threesome, I swear to Christ I may come here and post about it while the girls are still 69ing. You know, like 28 seconds after my involvement begins.

SebastianLeeDanzig · Post by **SebastianLeeDanzig** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:19 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:as your priapism is to leaving me a chance for survival.

as fixing that post is to originality.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:45 pm

As Jake Yonkel is to personal responsibility.

KillDevilHill · Post by **KillDevilHill** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:07 pm

As Lickety is to weight loss

As Doogie is to Mexican broads

Scaryhead · Post by **Scaryhead** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:39 pm

as satisfaction is to the Stones.

as a witness is to Marvin Gaye.

as being 2 proud is to TLC.

as my lovin' is to En Vogue.

JakeYonkel · Post by **JakeYonkel** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:00 pm

chickenona wrote:As Jake Yonkel is to personal responsibility.

Dude, that doesn't even make sense. If you went the 'stupid' route I'd have ignored it, but... I've got nothing.

cantstopthemusic · Post by **cantstopthemusic** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:36 pm

as being a producer of a theatrical release in April/May/June/July 2009 is to Ghey Man.

SebastianLeeDanzig · Post by **SebastianLeeDanzig** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:14 am

JakeYonkel wrote:
chickenona wrote:As Jake Yonkel is to personal responsibility.
Dude, that doesn't even make sense. If you went the 'stupid' route I'd have ignored it, but... I've got nothing.

as Jake is to getting this thread, or the other one where I elaborate on his denial of personal responsibility, or anything.

gr8twhte · Post by **gr8twhte** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:44 am

JakeYonkel wrote: but... I've got nothing.

Yep, pretty much.

SebastianLeeDanzig · Post by **SebastianLeeDanzig** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:47 am

as gr8whte is to urbanity (and to complying this thread's rules).

gr8twhte · Post by **gr8twhte** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:55 am

Oops! Sorry to break the rules...

As SLD is to sobriety, non-smoking, and cool leather jackets.

Punk · Post by **Punk** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:47 am

This thread is not good for my confidence and I shall now politely ask the mod to delete it.

St_Augustines_Pears · Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:50 pm

As The_Metal_Chick is to shutting the fuck up.

SebastianLeeDanzig · Post by **SebastianLeeDanzig** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:19 am

as niggers are to people.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

as I was to being not absolutely serious.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:27 am

as bowel control is to Dawn Greer.

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:23 am

As saying No is to SLD!

GrayAntiMatter · Post by **GrayAntiMatter** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:30 pm

Stoner is to Gray........

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:49 am

GrayAntiMatter wrote:Stoner is to Gray........

Awwww...come rest your head on my bosom/lap.

Punk · Post by **Punk** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:59 am

Bosom/lap?? Are your chesticles drooping down into your nether regions? I knew you were old as fuck, but I didn't think it was that bad.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:03 am

Only when I take my bra off.

SebastianLeeDanzig · Post by **SebastianLeeDanzig** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:08 am

as Stoner is to being a true hippie, with her wearing bras and stuff.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:21 am

It's out of necessity - ever stepped on your own nipple?

That shit HURTS.

demolition23 · Post by **demolition23** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:00 am

As Wu-Tang Clan is to things you can fuck with.

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