Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:34 pm
as touching that is to MC Hammer
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Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
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Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:39 pm
as fighting the feeling is to REO Speedwagon.
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:49 pm
as standing the heartache is to Skid Row.
FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU!
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:54 pm
as Ozzy Osbourne is to more tears.
Okay, songs are getting boring...
as the ways of God's movement are to obviousness.
Okay, songs are getting boring...
as the ways of God's movement are to obviousness.
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:00 pm
as a bulldagger is to fellatio.
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:02 pm
as people born after 1960 are to getting that.
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:15 pm
as you are to having a functioning erection.
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:19 pm
When I finally land a threesome, I swear to Christ I may come here and post about it while the girls are still 69ing. You know, like 28 seconds after my involvement begins.
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:19 pm
as fixing that post is to originality.CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:as your priapism is to leaving me a chance for survival.
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:45 pm
As Jake Yonkel is to personal responsibility.
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:07 pm
As Lickety is to weight loss
As Doogie is to Mexican broads
As Doogie is to Mexican broads
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:39 pm
as satisfaction is to the Stones.
as a witness is to Marvin Gaye.
as being 2 proud is to TLC.
as my lovin' is to En Vogue.
as a witness is to Marvin Gaye.
as being 2 proud is to TLC.
as my lovin' is to En Vogue.
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:00 pm
Dude, that doesn't even make sense. If you went the 'stupid' route I'd have ignored it, but... I've got nothing.chickenona wrote:As Jake Yonkel is to personal responsibility.
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:36 pm
as being a producer of a theatrical release in April/May/June/July 2009 is to Ghey Man.
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:14 am
as Jake is to getting this thread, or the other one where I elaborate on his denial of personal responsibility, or anything.JakeYonkel wrote:Dude, that doesn't even make sense. If you went the 'stupid' route I'd have ignored it, but... I've got nothing.chickenona wrote:As Jake Yonkel is to personal responsibility.
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:44 am
Yep, pretty much.JakeYonkel wrote: but... I've got nothing.
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:47 am
as gr8whte is to urbanity (and to complying this thread's rules).
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:55 am
Oops! Sorry to break the rules...
As SLD is to sobriety, non-smoking, and cool leather jackets.
As SLD is to sobriety, non-smoking, and cool leather jackets.
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:47 am
This thread is not good for my confidence and I shall now politely ask the mod to delete it.
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:50 pm
As The_Metal_Chick is to shutting the fuck up.
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:19 am
as niggers are to people.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
as I was to being not absolutely serious.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
as I was to being not absolutely serious.
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:27 am
as bowel control is to Dawn Greer.
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:23 am
As saying No is to SLD!
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:30 pm
Stoner is to Gray........
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:49 am
GrayAntiMatter wrote:Stoner is to Gray........
Awwww...come rest your head on my bosom/lap.
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:59 am
Bosom/lap?? Are your chesticles drooping down into your nether regions? I knew you were old as fuck, but I didn't think it was that bad.
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:03 am
Only when I take my bra off.
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:08 am
as Stoner is to being a true hippie, with her wearing bras and stuff.
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:21 am
It's out of necessity - ever stepped on your own nipple?
That shit HURTS.
That shit HURTS.
Re: Punk is to threesomes, as ___ is to ___
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:00 am
As Wu-Tang Clan is to things you can fuck with.