Metal Sludge Gossip Board

now deserves it's own Hatas thread. It's a nasty little flea-ridden bitch, and should shut it's fucking black suckhole before it swallows the whole goddamned board. Please kill it. With a sling-shot, if neccessary. This bitch is all up in The Poster Above You territory. Yes, I stupidly posted in it, but I didn't expect to catch crabs.

Thank you Smokey.

I was feeling guilty earlier about the unadulterated rage I felt about that thread. Why? Because I clicked it. Just to see what was up.

What a mistake.

This retard problem - I've been giving it some thought.

Maybe if you had to solve a "captcha" before submitting a post we could eliminate the tweet75's, Burgundy's, whitewitch's, etc.

Of course, you'd eliminate me, as well (those things flummox me) but that would just be an added bonus.

Man, it started out ok. Hungwell only had the best of intentions, but this isn't some intelligent-only board. I thought maybe, just maybe, I would only lose interest after 12-13 pages. Well, kick me in the shitter if the derp-ta-der army didn't flock right the fuck on over from TPAM thread, and turn it into a retard Tourette's fest. I had to bow the fuck out by the 9th page. By then it had already devolved into C.H.U.D.-speak. I now hang my head in shame for taking part in such a Running Of The Mentally Incapable Bulls.

Why, oh why didn't you avert this disaster? Praise negro baby Jesus, I saw the light before it was too late. Metal Sludge, I beseech thee, bring down the thread upon their vile, dented noggins. Just like Samson would have done to the Philistines... or at least pull out your Ass jawbone.

WTF made anyone think that thread could be anything but a complete shitfest?

I don't know. I think HW had high hopes. Then again, maybe he KNEW it would turn into this base fecal party.

upinsmoke wrote:I don't know. I think HW had high hopes. Then again, maybe he KNEW it would turn into this base fecal party.

I think what disturbs me the most is that he's still posting in it.

I don't understand this "thread ownership/nurturing" mentality that seems to have recently overtaken some of our better posters.

If pablum-feeding your thread is causing you to turn a blind eye to mentally defective posters, an intervention is in order.

Mitzi Dupree wrote:

upinsmoke wrote:I don't know. I think HW had high hopes. Then again, maybe he KNEW it would turn into this base fecal party.

I think what disturbs me the most is that he's still posting in it.

I don't understand this "thread ownership/nurturing" mentality that seems to have recently overtaken some of our better posters.

If pablum-feeding your thread is causing you to turn a blind eye to mentally defective posters, an intervention is in order.

My dear Mitzi, you are reading more into this than I could have ever dreamed possible. And since when have my threads ever eaten anything but pablum?

I have a great idea.

Let's start calling those who post in it names and stuff. When they see that they are holding everyone's strings with something this frivolous they'll be sure to acquiesce.

I have paid the attention to that thread that it deserves. None. Yesterday I posted the letter "A". Nothing since.

Until now, I have not even looked to see who the posters are that are posting in it.

I would imagine those who already know you don't like them now have all the reason they could ever hope for to keep that going for eons.

I'm sorry. You know I love you.

Actually, you can blame all this on SLD.

He's the one that got the hate all up in me.

upinsmoke wrote:Man, it started out ok. Hungwell only had the best of intentions, but this isn't some intelligent-only board. I thought maybe, just maybe, I would only lose interest after 12-13 pages. Well, kick me in the shitter if the derp-ta-der army didn't flock right the fuck on over from TPAM thread, and turn it into a retard Tourette's fest. I had to bow the fuck out by the 9th page. By then it had already devolved into C.H.U.D.-speak. I now hang my head in shame for taking part in such a Running Of The Mentally Incapable Bulls.

Why has it taken me a whole day to notice that this post is a goddam masterpiece?

Nicely done, SLD. Nicely done.