If a tree falls in a forest...

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

...and there's nobody around to hear it, fuck off Calexxia.









That made about as much sense as your random "oh boy, look at this boring uncommented link!" threads.

[Punk]

I'm just glad she refrained from putting any more pics of herself in her avatar.

[Itwalksamongus]

If a man says something in the middle of a forrest and no woman is around to hear him, is he still a fucking idiot?

[Gritt]

If you're asking if you're an idiot, the answer is yes. Yes you are.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Dear Metal Sludge -

Is there any way to keep Henny Youngman from fucking up this forum too?

Warmly,
Stoner

[Itwalksamongus]

If you're asking if you're an idiot, the answer is yes. Yes you are.

Whoa! Didn't see that one coming!

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I'd like to enter the above post as proof of why my request deserves at least a cursory consideration.

Again, thank you.

[chickenona]

Why DO all the guys hate Calexxia? I've been wondering this for a while.

[Gritt]

If you're asking if you're an idiot, the answer is yes. Yes you are.

Whoa! Didn't see that one coming!

Seriously, the line of laughing things?

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Why DO all the guys hate Calexxia? I've been wondering this for a while.

What does it for me is the sheepish owning up to any ridiculous accusations thrown her way, trying to show off how you can hang or whatthefuckever. Just because your spine has to support 200 pounds less after some weird surgery doesn't mean you should just throw it out altogether.

That, and I just hate clicking on threads that have no content whatsoever except for some novelty link that I'm supposed to spend 20 minutes reading and 40 minutes virus checking on. If that was my idea of a good time, I'd subscribe to AngryAgain's newsletter.

[Calexxia]

Why DO all the guys hate Calexxia? I've been wondering this for a while.

What does it for me is the sheepish owning up to any ridiculous accusations thrown her way, trying to show off how you can hang or whatthefuckever. Just because your spine has to support 200 pounds less after some weird surgery doesn't mean you should just throw it out altogether.

That, and I just hate clicking on threads that have no content whatsoever except for some novelty link that I'm supposed to spend 20 minutes reading and 40 minutes virus checking on. If that was my idea of a good time, I'd subscribe to AngryAgain's newsletter.

When I'm wrong, I have no problem admitting I'm wrong. Sorry if you feel that's spineless, but I'd rather be able to face up to when I've been wrong than to continually argue a point long past the point of when I've been proven wrong (there's probably a much better way to word that than I managed). Some of the criticisms I've received on here have been valid, and I've addressed them--some of them I didn't agree with, stated my position and tried to move on.

As far as the uncommented links thing....sometimes, commentary spoils what's funny about something; other times, it's something that I think would be interesting to see other's opinion on. I suppose that I could cut and paste, but then I'd be depriving the originating site of traffic, which I don't feel is fair.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

QED.

If you were a tad cleverer, you could pass that off as satire and get off my shit list.

[lerxstcat]

Why DO all the guys hate Calexxia? I've been wondering this for a while.

She's smart, which is threatening to a lot of guys. You get that here a lot yourself so you must realize that.

I think she's pretty cool, myself. I usually enjoy her posts, and a few times when I don't and say something, she never loses her temper but just responds to it thoughtfully, whether she agrees with the criticism or not.

You have to respect someone who keeps her composure to that degree - though I do think it'd be healthy for her to tell someone to fuck off once in awhile too.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Just because your spine has to support 200 pounds less after some weird surgery doesn't mean you should just throw it out altogether.

God damn it, as much as I don't want to fucking do this, that was fucking funny and I can't believe nobody's sucked your smelly cock for it yet.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

*BUMP*

Did Calexxia have some sort of meltdown last night? All of her posts are either about her pussy or have been deleted.

I don't know WHAT got deleted, but whatever the fuck it was, I wish it would have been the 55 million posts about her crotch instead, if only to deny panterapud a place to latch onto.

[upinsmoke]

I've been wonderin' about that shit myself. Maybe she blew some poor guy's e-cock in chat, and got embarrassed about it. Who knows.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

The deleted posts are on a thread about Vince Neil being fat.

Fuck, that's funny.

[upinsmoke]

I wonder what that means. Everybody has been calling Vince fat for eons.

[Punk]

God how I love it so.

I bet that mangled up mess between her legs smells like catfish and pickles.

[upinsmoke]

Hahahahahahah!!! That's fucking hilarious! Wait, don't you put tartar sauce on YOUR catfish?

[lerxstcat]

The deleted posts are on a thread about Vince Neil being fat.

Fuck, that's funny.

She has a thing for popping in on 'fat" threads to rant about how SHE was fat and SHE dealt with it, so those who don't are pigs who don't take personal responsibility. It's a real knee-jerk thing with her, though she is aware it's a problem she has.

Maybe she went off on Vince and then reread her posts?

[Calexxia]

Actually, the posts on the Vince thread were me being bitchy about people saying they don't know how to post pictures, which annoys the crap out of me, since it's very easy to post a picture.

At no point did I make ANY comment about Vince's weight. But I wasn't happy with my tone in a handful of posts and deleted 'em. No meltdown, no conspiracy.

And the posts about pussies weren't about MY pussy, so to speak--they were about cooters in general.

[lerxstcat]

Actually, the posts on the Vince thread were me being bitchy about people saying they don't know how to post pictures, which annoys the crap out of me, since it's very easy to post a picture.

At no point did I make ANY comment about Vince's weight. But I wasn't happy with my tone in a handful of posts and deleted 'em. No meltdown, no conspiracy.

And the posts about pussies weren't about MY pussy, so to speak--they were about cooters in general.

Fair enough, but considering your post history and the tenor of the thread, you can't very well be indignant that I would think of that first.

[chickenona]

I always stand by what I post on here, even if it's totally wrong and makes me look like a tool. Additionally, I like taking a tone with people.

[Calexxia]

Actually, the posts on the Vince thread were me being bitchy about people saying they don't know how to post pictures, which annoys the crap out of me, since it's very easy to post a picture.

At no point did I make ANY comment about Vince's weight. But I wasn't happy with my tone in a handful of posts and deleted 'em. No meltdown, no conspiracy.

And the posts about pussies weren't about MY pussy, so to speak--they were about cooters in general.

Fair enough, but considering your post history and the tenor of the thread, you can't very well be indignant that I would think of that first.

Wasn't indignant at all, just explaining myself.

(Please note, I have said NOTHING on the Jessica Simpson thread about her weight--she doesn't look fat to me; her skeletalness was far more disturbing. But those pants are ASS)

[Calexxia]

I always stand by what I post on here, even if it's totally wrong and makes me look like a tool. Additionally, I like taking a tone with people.

Yeah, but you've earned that right by being a generally quality poster. I was being bitchy and name-droppy and I don't like it when I do that.

Plus, as self-absorbed as I can be, if even *I* am put off by specific posts I've made....they prolly NEEDED to come down.

[chickenona]

I still wish I could've seen the posts. I love name-dropping. In fact, I'm gonna drop one right now. Stevie Ray Vaughn.

[lerxstcat]

I always stand by what I post on here, even if it's totally wrong and makes me look like a tool. Additionally, I like taking a tone with people.

Yeah, but you've earned that right by being a generally quality poster. I was being bitchy and name-droppy and I don't like it when I do that.

Plus, as self-absorbed as I can be, if even *I* am put off by specific posts I've made....they prolly NEEDED to come down.

It's more about living with it when you get off-track than earning a right to it. Deletions are coverups and you will always catch more grief for the coverup than for the crime itself. It's a bit disingenuous to claim that you deleted the posts for the good of the board. You did it for your own protection, but it would have been less noticeable if you'd left them than it was by deleting a bunch of posts. That should be obvious by now since this thread has turned to it and there's one in the Lounge too.

[Calexxia]

I always stand by what I post on here, even if it's totally wrong and makes me look like a tool. Additionally, I like taking a tone with people.

Yeah, but you've earned that right by being a generally quality poster. I was being bitchy and name-droppy and I don't like it when I do that.

Plus, as self-absorbed as I can be, if even *I* am put off by specific posts I've made....they prolly NEEDED to come down.

It's more about living with it when you get off-track than earning a right to it. Deletions are coverups and you will always catch more grief for the coverup than for the crime itself. It's a bit disingenuous to claim that you deleted the posts for the good of the board. You did it for your own protection, but it would have been less noticeable if you'd left them than it was by deleting a bunch of posts. That should be obvious by now since this thread has turned to it and there's one in the Lounge too.

Oh, I didn't mean to imply I DID IT for the "sake of the board"--though that could've been a nice offshoot. I did it because *I* was annoyed by my own posts. And, honestly? I didn't expect it to be such a big deal to folks that they would start a thread about it. Live and learn

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

And the posts about pussies weren't about MY pussy, so to speak--they were about cooters in general.

Oh come the fuck on, I'm not retarded - you know exactly what you were doing. preoptrannyman was one post away from asking you if he could drop a load on your tits.

I seriously take more umbrage with that post than any of the TEE HEE BIG HAIRY PUSSY posts.