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It's awesome that you're back.

It is NOT AT ALL awesome that you're still spending multiple pages going round and round with Mumra. If you're going to squander the vast reserves of talent that God gave you on someone who's going to be dead in fifteen minutes, then I'd just as soon you'd take another hiatus. Especially when there's a whole sea of retards - a "Derp-ta-der Army", if I may invoke upinsmoke's masterful analogy - awaiting your pimp hand, and going neglected because you're too busy dicking around with Mumra bickering about who's drunker and stupider (HERE'S A HINT: IT'S HIM).

I hate to tell tales out of school but it's time to invoke the serenity prayer here. You must have the serenity to accept that no matter how many good ones YOU get in, you cannot change Mumra into someone who makes up half of an entertaining flame war.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote: just like some of you still find it funny to rape the deadhorse known as Lickety.

I haven't been one of the Lickety people in quite a while. Well, there was that one thread last month for old times sake.

And yes, I totally started this thread to try and help Baz with his Hatas revival agenda. But it's still sad to see DC go around and around with Mumra because Mumra is so, so, so boring.

chickenona wrote:And yes, I totally started this thread to try and help Baz with his Hatas revival agenda.

You did the right thing. It's not like we'd have to be picky as long as Hatas threads stay on the front page for a month.

By the way, I also leave any threads the second deathcurse and Itwalks start making out. But deathcurse has never given a fuck about lack of appreciation of his flame wars. That thread might have 20 pages tomorrow.

Anyway, this thread kind of rocks if just for making Stoner the most defensive I've seen her in quite a while.

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Starting this thread was an effort to think outside the box. A poor one, apparently.

Because I hate you.

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:Anyway, this thread kind of rocks if just for making Stoner the most defensive I've seen her in quite a while.

Oh come on, of course my reaction was at least 1/4 of the impetus for this thread, if not more. That said, it's not like I wouldn't or haven't "defended" any of you with this much fervor.

It just kinda sucks missing someone and what they bring to this board and seeing them post again only to wake up to someone you actually like telling them that they might as well go away again, like the problem is them and not the party that's actually responsible for most of the drudgefuckery that goes on here.

Of course, I'm sure everyone will write this off as "Oh there goes Stoner going crazy cuz somebody's picking on dc again" because god knows every fucking opinion I have is based solely on some 4 yr old fucking e-crush and no way related to what I really think or the fact that I have PMS so fucking bad that I could kill all of you, your families, and the entire contents of your fridge.

FUCK.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
It just kinda sucks missing someone and what they bring to this board and seeing them post again only to wake up to someone you actually like telling them that they might as well go away again, like the problem is them and not the party that's actually responsible for most of the drudgefuckery that goes on here.

Aaawwwwww. I'd rather have you kill all of us, our families, and the entire contents of our fridges (okay, let's say half of them, I'm kind of poor and lazy) than reading shit like that on here ever again. Apologize now.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Because I hate you.

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:Anyway, this thread kind of rocks if just for making Stoner the most defensive I've seen her in quite a while.

Oh come on, of course my reaction was at least 1/4 of the impetus for this thread, if not more. That said, it's not like I wouldn't or haven't "defended" any of you with this much fervor.

It just kinda sucks missing someone and what they bring to this board and seeing them post again only to wake up to someone you actually like telling them that they might as well go away again, like the problem is them and not the party that's actually responsible for most of the drudgefuckery that goes on here.

Of course, I'm sure everyone will write this off as "Oh there goes Stoner going crazy cuz somebody's picking on dc again" because god knows every fucking opinion I have is based solely on some 4 yr old fucking e-crush and no way related to what I really think or the fact that I have PMS so fucking bad that I could kill all of you, your families, and the entire contents of your fridge.

FUCK.

I can honestly say that I had no particular reaction from any one individual in mind when I started this thread. My only impetus here was throwing shit at the wall to see what stuck. Therefore, I'm not gonna complain because some did.

But Christ in a Hoverround, I never meant to imply that DC should "go away again". I wanted to give him a little shit for engaging Mumra the minute he got back.

This is the last time I'll ever try to "go creative" when trying to find a new way to tell Mumra he sucks. Holy fuck.

chickenona wrote:This is the last time I'll ever try to "go creative" when trying to find a new way to tell Mumra he sucks. Holy fuck.

Don't be such a fucking baby now. You could learn a thing or two from Doogitjogs in terms of perseverance.

Oh fuck, nobody's telling you to stifle your "creativity". I'm just giving you shit - you know, what you do on this board.

That said, you did imply that he should go away, in fact, you came right out and said it, which is my only bone of contention in this whole clusterfuck of a thread:

If you're going to squander the vast reserves of talent that God gave you on someone who's going to be dead in fifteen minutes, then I'd just as soon you'd take another hiatus.

Seriously, I don't know what's worse, me whining about this thread or you getting a case of the ass because I gave you shit about it. Either way, this thread fails on 95 different levels because we've turned on each other and now Mumra is having the last laugh.

Actually, the fact that we've turned on each other is exactly what is making this thread awesome.

At least that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Between my poor communications skills and your PMS, we're taking this thread to uncomfortable places no thread has ever gone before.

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
It just kinda sucks missing someone and what they bring to this board and seeing them post again only to wake up to someone you actually like telling them that they might as well go away again, like the problem is them and not the party that's actually responsible for most of the drudgefuckery that goes on here.

Aaawwwwww. I'd rather have you kill all of us, our families, and the entire contents of our fridges (okay, let's say half of them, I'm kind of poor and lazy) than reading shit like that on here ever again. Apologize now.

Fuck you. I wouldn't have had to type any of that if people weren't tripping over their tits to be a part of your blessed Hatas revival.

Now where's the fucking fridge.

chickenona wrote:Actually, the fact that we've turned on each other is exactly what is making this thread awesome.

At least that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Between my poor communications skills and your PMS, we're taking this thread to uncomfortable places no thread has ever gone before.

You're right. I know at least one person who's jerking off to this shit and that's reason enough to make me stop.

Have we turned my thread into a Russ Meyer movie?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:No, this is the part where you and I join forces and turn on Sebastian because it's all about ratings.

Sorry, I don't fight girls. Verbally, I mean.

Reading this thread was as much fun as having Ernest Borgnine chainsaw my cockhole while I'm tonguing the gravy out of Bea Arthur's manwich.

Christ.

Damn, everybody's a critic.