Jesus Christ, Stoner

[Mitzi Dupree]

Please tell me that 87% of what you've posted today is a "work." If it is, please disregard the points below.

PMS? You only think you know irritable. There will come a time, when your two precious darlings are both teenagers, that you will experience a red haze of hate, frustration and anger that cannot be rivaled by a mere medical malady. Welcome to my world.

That said...

1. I'm having difficulty seeing the difference between Chickie's DC thread and your Cookie thread. Yes, yes, we know YOU hate her.

2. All right already on the snide remarks to SLD about Hatas revival. We get it. As I've previously mentioned, there was a Golden Age when a poster could happily exist solely on Hatas. You didn't have to go to the Lounge and read all those namby pamby threads like "when did you have your first solid bowel movement?" et.al. I liked it. I would like to like it again.

3. I understand co-poster support. I think it's swell that you like DeathCurse. However, if you truly cared about him, you'd show him the pimp hand, as well. His biggest weakness is quantity over quality. A large portion of this is due to his tedious, 5 paragraph post-style e-fights with [insert]random poster of the day[/insert]. If he could resist the urge occasionally, or even pare it down to one paragraph reponses, I might actually start reading his posts again.

4. I apologize in advance for the lack of humor and brevity in this post, but as I mentioned earlier, it's one of those days.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

2. All right already on the snide remarks to SLD about Hatas revival. We get it. As I've previously mentioned, there was a Golden Age when a poster could happily exist solely on Hatas. You didn't have to go to the Lounge and read all those namby pamby threads like "when did you have your first solid bowel movement?" et.al. I liked it. I would like to like it again.

In your face, Stones! I'm Mitzi's bitch now! It feels almost like independence, just older.

[Mitzi Dupree]

And hotter. Don't forget hotter.

[deathcurse]

It's funny that "quantity vs. quality" was mentioned on a thread that amounts to Hatas board filler.

I'm sorry, I should have given that post its own thread.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I really wish you would have stopped after the first sentence because for me to actually have to address any of those points is fucking ridiculous, although this thread couldn't have been anymore predictable than a picture of cookie's double chin on a titty thread.

I'm having hot flashes, bitch. I don't even know the difference between reality and "works" right now.

[deathcurse]

I think the cool kids would be better served by upping their own batting averages instead of playing grabass in the dugout.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I think someone should just burn this fucking place to the ground.

[Mitzi Dupree]

Predictable? Bitch please. When was the last time that any of these fucking sheep around here had the balls to sack up and take you to task for anything?

Oh! I know the answer. How about...um...never?

When was the last time I posted anything negative about you.

How about...um...never?

That makes this thread 100% unpredictable. Eat it, Urkel.

On the other hand, you know I love you, and I only did it for your own good. Well. That and the fact that I'm in a murderous rage and I knew you were the only person I could light into where it wouldn't leave a scar.


Oh - and Deathcurse - you're calling this thread "Hatas Board Filler?"

Give me a fucking break, Michener. Not even YOU could believe that.

I'm sorry you had to learn the hard way that I'm not a member of your fan club, other than that bitchin' lollipop avatar you used to have.

Welcome to Hatas.

[chickenona]

Goddammit, I've been trying to up my batting average and look at the world of trash that resulted.

[deathcurse]

Oh - and Deathcurse - you're calling this thread "Hatas Board Filler?"

Give me a fucking break, Michener. Not even YOU could believe that.

What else could it be? SLD decided to revitalize the Hatas neighborhood and now all of his sycophants are putting up 40 Starbuckses just to be cute.

Not even YOU could believe you have any business telling Stoner how to post. You're okay but this is like Herman's Hermits telling The Beatles how to write songs.

I'm sorry you had to learn the hard way that I'm not a member of your fan club, other than that bitchin' lollipop avatar you used to have.

Welcome to Hatas.

Like I said, up your batting average and maybe someone like Stoner or myself would consider your advice. As it stands now, we got another naked emperor telling everyone else how to dress.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Mitzi, I know exactly what you're doing, god damn you.

I swear to fucking god I could eat a nail right now and I don't even fucking know what that means.

I think I'm going to go talk about food or sex now.

[deathcurse]

You know what's funny? Before SLD decided Hatas needed his magic touch and the buttpatters all showed up like it was fucking Bonnaroo, I WAS TAKING MOTHERFUCKERS TO TASK HERE.

While my posts on this board were apparently not worthy of Queen Dupree's approval, I was making tards melt down left and fucking right. I got a trail of fucking dead on this board and I got this bitch welcoming me to Hatas? Pfft! Go back to DRS where all you dipshits can play mock-flamewar and I'll just do what I have been doing - knocking dicks in the dirt and taking names.

When's the last time someone took a picture of a chair to prove anything to Mitzi? Or a picture of their goddamn ASSHOLE? I got more chunks of gold in my turds than this fraud has in her entire posting history.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

What else could it be? SLD decided to revitalize the Hatas neighborhood and now all of his sycophants are putting up 40 Starbuckses just to be cute.

I have sycophants? Don't make me break out all the results of the year end poll threads since the changeover, that I, of course, memorized in their entirety. If you think I'm living on borrowed sympathy here any more than you always have, you're fucking high.

And before you get personal, let's end this on a light, yet legitimate and heartfelt note: stop this Starbucks shit. The last thing I need is RPBitch douching up my world.

[deathcurse]

I have sycophants? Don't make me break out all the results of the year end poll threads since the changeover, that I, of course, memorized in their entirety. If you think I'm living on borrowed sympathy here any more than you always have, you're fucking high.

What else could it be? You get a fancy sig and all of a sudden this place is gentrified like a motherfucker.

"Excuse me, DC, but your flames lack a certain brevity and I feel as though you would be benefited from a greater discipline. I say this as someone who's never had anyone post a picture of their asshole for them."

NIGGA PLEASE!

Show me results and we'll talk. Right now it looks like we're trying to make Hatas into another bullshit circle jerk for the supposed intelligentsia. I've done pretty good for myself with a policy of only thinking about my own entertainment. The day I start catering to the Mitzis and grayantimatters of the world is the day I post a video of me dancing to "Smooth Up in Ya."

[HollywoodBomb]

I have sycophants? Don't make me break out all the results of the year end poll threads.

Do you have the link?

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Holy fucking shit, man.

[MurrayFiend]

I'm just going to pretend not to take a side while secretly taking a side.

And you'll never know which side I've taken.

[MurrayFiend]

Only because we can't yet tell which side is faggier.

I would come up with a JPF-style "No, YOU'RE gay!" response, but I actually laughed at your post, to be honest, and that's a first.

It's actually a fourth, but don't tell anyone.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Every time someone gets somewhat agitated about my alleged agenda, which was just one drunk feverish nostalgic post in the last hours of 2008, they're making me look less like a failure.

And unlike all the clueless fucking idiots trying the played-the-fuck-out "I'm the puppet master" bullshit excuse, it never even occurred to me before that I can't really lose in this scenario.

[MurrayFiend]

You only ripped my entire shtick for half a year, but yeah, the fourth. Ok.

Haha.

Maybe I shouldn't have ventured over to Hatas. You're actually quite venomous in this environment.

But really, the fact that you think I noticed any of your posts prior to the transition from MurrayFiend to the Fiendster is what led to the above "Haha".

No offense. It's just so easy to skip over your little one-liners and read the next Burgundytrash post, which is sure to be more compelling.

[gr8twhte]

You know what's funny? Before SLD decided Hatas needed his magic touch and the buttpatters all showed up like it was fucking Bonnaroo, I WAS TAKING MOTHERFUCKERS TO TASK HERE.

While my posts on this board were apparently not worthy of Queen Dupree's approval, I was making tards melt down left and fucking right. I got a trail of fucking dead on this board and I got this bitch welcoming me to Hatas? Pfft! Go back to DRS where all you dipshits can play mock-flamewar and I'll just do what I have been doing - knocking dicks in the dirt and taking names.

When's the last time someone took a picture of a chair to prove anything to Mitzi? Or a picture of their goddamn ASSHOLE? I got more chunks of gold in my turds than this fraud has in her entire posting history.

It's ok, DC. Don't get all modest and shit. Tell us how you really feel...about yourself.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Every time someone gets somewhat agitated about my alleged agenda, which was just one drunk feverish nostalgic post in the last hours of 2008, they're making me look less like a failure.

Uh...you might want to take a look at your signature.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

That's my point. People getting pissed at me for trying to be king Hata or some shit are just helping me keep up with the gayest of all possible New Years resolutions.

[deathcurse]

And unlike all the clueless fucking idiots trying the played-the-fuck-out "I'm the puppet master" bullshit excuse, it never even occurred to me before that I can't really lose in this scenario.

Please. "Puppet Master"? Don't give yourself more credit than you deserve. Had it been any of the other cool kids with that sig, it would have been the same result. Had it been [Insert DRS Alumni Here] saying "Party over here! Let's go!," the same people would have went "Yeah! Let's!"

The only offensive part of it is that these people think they're not being totally transparent. But I know how these things work and eventually Hatas is once again going to be uncool and I'll be left here once again doing the board's dirty work.

It's fine though. It's its own reward.

It's ok, DC. Don't get all modest and shit. Tell us how you really feel...about yourself.

What did I say that wasn't true? Before Hatas got all San Frantastic, I was watering the morons that blossomed into glorious tards. So forgive me when I laugh at seeing people like Mitzi and chicke picking the flowers while at the same time telling me I'm doing it wrong.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

You know what's funny? Before SLD decided Hatas needed his magic touch and the buttpatters all showed up like it was fucking Bonnaroo, I WAS TAKING MOTHERFUCKERS TO TASK HERE.

While my posts on this board were apparently not worthy of Queen Dupree's approval, I was making tards melt down left and fucking right. I got a trail of fucking dead on this board and I got this bitch welcoming me to Hatas? Pfft! Go back to DRS where all you dipshits can play mock-flamewar and I'll just do what I have been doing - knocking dicks in the dirt and taking names.

When's the last time someone took a picture of a chair to prove anything to Mitzi? Or a picture of their goddamn ASSHOLE? I got more chunks of gold in my turds than this fraud has in her entire posting history.

It's ok, DC. Don't get all modest and shit. Tell us how you really feel...about yourself.

Hey now, don't play into his Bonnie & Clyde shtick.

Seriously, deathcurse, why does the slightest criticism always turn into some "me against the world" shit with you? What I missed about old Hatas is exactly the anything goes, no hard feelings policy. Only completely worthless trolls were exempt from that shit. Your with us or against us shit is ironic at best every time you complain about any cool kids DRS clique building bullshit. Face it, you're as much of a "cool kid" as anybody registered here.

[MurrayFiend]

the transition from MurrayFiend to the Fiendster

This is why people called you gay long before you ever starting to play into it.

I'd respond, but I think this might be a fully plagiarized Punk post.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Did you take that post seriously?

Besides, I thought this thread was about me.

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.

[deathcurse]

Seriously, deathcurse, why does the slightest criticism always turn into some "me against the world" shit with you?

Where did I disagree with any of the criticisms? What were they - I'm long-winded? I'm overrated? I pick on "boring" tards? Welcome to 2006. These are things that have been long proven to be true.

All I'm saying is that the person making such observations should be able to deliver the goods themselves. As occasionally funny as Mitzi might be or as genuinely intelligent as chicke might be - show me the fucking results. That's it.

Both of those broads have a lot of fucking chaff amongst the wheat. If they're going to play Hatas, they best be prepared to show some credentials.

What I missed about old Hatas is exactly the anything goes, no hard feelings policy.

I don't hold any hard feelings. I like chicke and Mitzi as much as I ever did. What, I can't respond when they start flapping their labias about how bored they are?

Boo hoo, I'm so bored. Yeah? I'm bored by the 17th generation quips that make up Mitzi's tired oeuvre.

Only completely worthless trolls were exempt from that shit. Your with us or against us shit is ironic at best every time you complain about any cool kids DRS clique building bullshit. Face it, you're as much of a "cool kid" as anybody registered here.

Not really. I'm a name guy around here but none of the cool kids actually like me, just Stoner. They're all of the same opinion - I'm overrated, I'm boring, I lack brevity, etc. And very few of them are actually entertaining themselves. Could have something to do with them building their reputations by just parroting other people's posts.

So no, I don't lump myself in with them but if you want to, that's fine.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Stoner, all us k3wl ones are dissing you vicariously through deathcurse because otherwise we don't have the balls. Except for Mitzi, obviously. God, how I envy her for those big, hairy, dangling balls of hers.

[MurrayFiend]

I'd respond, but I think this might be a fully plagiarized Punk post.

Well, I guess you win this one. There is nothing in the world I'd love more than to say "Oh yeah, because reading anything you and punk say while playing footsies is something I do on even a sporadic basis" but you've already used the "I don't read your posts" thing on me. I lose.

That would've been weak. Of course, you're ignoring the irony in all of this; after accusing me of borrowing your shtick, you've gone and... well, you know.

But you've already surrendered, so I'll let the brutality end here. Fiendster out.

Yeah, yeah. "We know you are, faggot."