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Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:30 pm**

From IggyPopIs80DollarsShort's "AtomicCharvelDude" thread on The Gossip Board -

SoulsOfBlack wrote:thanks, Iggy. about time someone called him out on his stupid wannabe "Sludge Mafia" type shit. at least the Mafia used to be entertaining, which is a lot more than can be said for DC and his gang of asskissers.

panteraman319 wrote:are you mad cause the attention is not on you like you have in the sludge and hatas rooms......guess you dont have your cheerladers here for ya champ

Maybe I do have a gang of asskissers and cheerleaders but could someone fill me in on who they are? I'd like to pick and choose who is in my gang.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:34 pm**

I've been accused of it due to the fact that I committed the biggest sin possible on Sludge. I stated that I am entertained by your posts.

So bend over big boy, I'm puckering up.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:35 pm**

Sixdgritt wrote:I've been accused of it due to the fact that I committed the biggest sin possible on Sludge. I stated that I am entertained by your posts.

So bend over big boy, I'm puckering up.

You seem like an okay guy. You can be in my gang.

But you're the first guy who gets shot.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:41 pm**

And that's twice in one day that someone said something along the lines of "It's about time someone called him out!"

Really? Because last I checked, I've been getting called out for the last 3 years.

"Thank you for saying what needed to be said!"

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:48 pm**

deathcurse wrote:
Sixdgritt wrote:I've been accused of it due to the fact that I committed the biggest sin possible on Sludge. I stated that I am entertained by your posts.

So bend over big boy, I'm puckering up.
You seem like an okay guy. You can be in my gang.

But you're the first guy who gets shot.

I don't know man. I watched those gang shows on HBO and there is always some kind of savage beating that takes place when somebody gets in the gang. I'm a bleeder and a bit of a pussy. So if you could avoid the kidneys, nuts, face, arms, and legs, I'd appreciate it.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:54 pm**

Don't tell me, tell guys like SoulsOfBlack and biff malibu. Those are the guys telling it like it is up in this piece.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:19 pm**

Who Are My Cheerleaders?

Yo.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:21 pm**

90 percent of your shit makes me laugh. 30 percent of THAT shit is funny in a way that I couldn't put together on a good day. I guess that makes me a cheerleader, though I don't stick my nose into much of what goes down daily.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:22 pm**

Aw. YOU GUYS.

You're the best asskissers a self-obsessed drama queen could ask for.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:24 pm**

Deathcurse is a funny mofo.

I don't give a fuck what anyone says.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:26 pm**

Doogie wrote:Deathcurse is a funny mofo.

I don't give a fuck what anyone says.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:27 pm**

My intention here was to have people show up and name names. Like "That fucking guy kisses your fucking ass. FUCK HIM!"

But the compliments are fine too. I've been taking a lot of beatings lately - chicke, Mitzi, panterman65000, IggyPopWillPostForFood. I feel bad about myself, to be frank.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:28 pm**

I guess I'm also a Doogie cheerleader because he's funny too. I may as well just be the official sludge ass kisser.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:28 pm**

I like you, deathy.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:29 pm**

deathcurse wrote:My intention here was to have people show up and name names. Like "That fucking guy kisses your fucking ass. FUCK HIM!"

But the compliments are fine too. I've been taking a lot of beatings lately - chicke, Mitzi, panterman65000, IggyPopWillPostForFood. I feel bad about myself, to be frank.

When I feel bad about myself I hit the bottle. Maybe you should try it sometime.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:29 pm**

saracapri wrote:I like you, deathy.

I want you inside me.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:30 pm**

Sixdgritt wrote:When I feel bad about myself I hit the bottle. Maybe you should try it sometime.

Really? Most of the time I just hit my wife.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:32 pm**

This is all awesome but I want GENUINE ASSKISSERS. Obviously they're not going to come forward but are there any examples of people following me around, agreeing with everything I say?

I used to think grishnakh might be one of those since he was always quoting my posts and laughing but then I figured out that he does that all day with everyone's posts.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:34 pm**

deathcurse wrote:This is all awesome but I want GENUINE ASSKISSERS. Obviously they're not going to come forward but are there any examples of people following me around, agreeing with everything I say?

I used to think grishnakh might be one of those since he was always quoting my posts and laughing but then I figured out that he does that all day with everyone's posts.

I agree!

LOLOLOLOL!

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:35 pm**

My ego is properly inflated now. I have the strength to take down the mighty panteraman once and for all.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:42 pm**

Christ, dude!

Why don't you run for sludge prez, already?

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:44 pm**

gr8twhte wrote:Christ, dude!

Why don't you run for sludge prez, already?

A black man could never be elected President.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:50 pm**

deathcurse wrote: A black man could never be elected President.

Maybe sludgers are looking for change. Free your mind.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:57 pm**

According to Iggy, I'm a joke to most of the people who post here!

IggyPopWillEatItself wrote:You're a joke to most of the people here. They just don't have the balls to tell you because they don't want to get all caught up in it and have to deal with 55 manic posts in a row from you or whatever the fuck.

I'm getting mixed messages, Sludge. gr8twhte is telling me I should run for Sludge Prez and Iggy is telling me that most people think I'm a joke! This is some red state/blue state shit.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:58 pm**

I only like you when you give me cookies. I don't like you all the time.

S (it's not ass-kissing if you have to ask for it)

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:00 pm**

Succubyss wrote:I only like you when you give me cookies. I don't like you all the time.

The post made me spit my drink out all over the place! It was that funny!

Seriously though, it made me laugh.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:06 pm**

Was it Fresca?

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:10 pm**

Luminiferous wrote:Was it Fresca?

No. I wasn't raised in a ward.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:17 pm**

deathcurse wrote:

I'm getting mixed messages, Sludge. gr8twhte is telling me I should run for Sludge Prez and Iggy is telling me that most people think I'm a joke! This is some red state/blue state shit.

No, I don't want you to run for prez. Simply stating you are self absorbed enough to possibly form an exploratory committee.

Red/blue? I don't know what state Iggy is in, but us rural MN's have a credit card.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:18 pm**

gr8twhte wrote:No, I don't want you to run for prez.

You must be one of the people Iggy was talking about.

I'll crush all of you.

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