mannycat/EDDIEVANMAIDEN/VINCE NEIL'S PUKE.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

'Sup, bitch?

[TawnyVonJagger]

Holy. Shit. 'K, guess I've got some reading to do.

[deathcurse]

[gr8twhte]

"DrummersMuze" Fuck you, cunt. I'm going to the BEACH HOUSE! I relax there like the rich person I am.

You suck in Ohio!

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I love how it's not enough for him to just have friends in the Armenian army, now he's the motherfucking Godfather.

I also love this shit from the "FAMOUS PHONE NUMBERS IN YOUR PHONE" thread:

All of your feet must hurt from all the names you guys dropped on them.

BTW, I have Paris Hilton's name in my phone. Every time you see her talking on her phone it's me she's talking to.

LMGDAO!

[deathcurse]

Bon Scott vox:

'Cause I'm VNP!
I drink Bud Light
VNP!
It's a beach house night
VNP!
Sean Stewart's cell
VNP!
Is this Taco Bellllllllllllllll?

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Are you going to melt down again, or are you actually going to try and hang around a little longer than a few months?

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I'd probably stick to posting emoticons too if I were you.

[acefrehleysbeer]

You guys are total assholes!! He put a thread on here about some tapes that were gonna save our booze swilling, pot smoking, pill taking souls and here you guys are fucking with him.

[deathcurse]

EDDIEVANMELTDOWN just posted this gem in The Lounge about yours truly -

Doesn't know shit about the genre of music this board's intended for.

I FUCKING WISH I didn't know anything about hair metal.

[deathcurse]

Also, his new strategy appears to be to FREAK THE FUCK OUT on every thread except for this one.

Let us know how that works out for you, EDDIEVANBURRITO.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Yeah, except the tshirthell guy can be funny AND he gets paid for it.

However, I will never go out of business as long as it involves ridiculing retarded fucks like you whenever they spread their stupid over this board. That I'm doing it for free just shows what a swell guy I am.

Funny, that's how I feel about you.

This coming from a guy who says shit like "You're retarted" and thinks that 8 +2 = 16.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Even better, it's coming from a guy who never even addressed me or anything I posted before. Great job of ridiculing me there. But what do I know? Maybe it makes sense to people trying to get into Jake's pants.

[deathcurse]

This post makes me think of Steve Carell's character in Anchorman -

At least the words to iggy's songs aren't as stupid as the words in douchebag's posts.

"YOUR WORDS ARE....BETTER....THAN HIS....WORDS!!!!"