Real Men of Genius

[Mitzi Dupree]

Today we salute you, Crappy Alternym Maker
Without you, we’d be forced to watch you flail around, getting eviscerated under your regular name.

(Abe Freshley…so sad)

But you, friend, display remarkable stupidity

(Alice Bowie what a pretty picture)

You think no one will figure it out. But those with a pulse do - in mere seconds

(Her name was LilMSDangerous no zero)

And why do you do it? Because you’re a colossal failure. From bad flames to lame comebacks, it’s people like you that keep us laughing.

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh master of smoke and mirrors, because if you drink enough, you can pretend that people like you.

[Skate4RnR]

Great. The crappy thread maker critiques the crappy alt starter. This is like a dream come fucking true.

[Mitzi Dupree]

You can die happy now. Feel free to get on with it.

It doesn't surprise me that a skateboarder from fucking Kansas considers me a "thread starter."

[gr8twhte]

Well, Us rural MN's laughed.

[deathcurse]

Where's the beef!

[Succubyss]

I'm sorry, but that was fucking awesome. I know every post here should be filled with venom and irrational anger, but I heard that whole post just like the commercials in my head and I actually lol'd.

S (good thing that Mitzi bitch isn't a kewl kid or it would look like I was trying to cozy up or something)

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

You know who makes shitty alternyms?

Slacker.

God, that dude sucks.

[Skate4RnR]

You can die happy now. Feel free to get on with it.

It doesn't surprise me that a skateboarder from fucking Kansas considers me a "thread starter."

That's real quality crank there girl.

[Mitzi Dupree]

Just because you're such a nice guy, I'll avoid the obvious flame of

"Yeah, you're from Meth-Capital Kansas - I would expect you to be an expert on crank."


Anyway...I just saw that LilMissDangerous alt, and thought Jesus Christ, can't you at least get the fucking NAME right? And I wanted to make a thread about lackluster alternyms, and I just didn't feel like a title of "LAME ALTERNYMS SUCK."

I was hoping a few of the more creative posters (Skate, honey, I'll let you off the hook on this one) would run with the format and come up with some other Sludge negatives in the same format.

Silly me.

[Skate4RnR]

Just because you're such a nice guy, I'll avoid the obvious flame of

"Yeah, you're from Meth-Capital Kansas - I would expect you to be an expert on crank.

I wouldn't say I'm an expert but I have been up for three days.

[Mitzi Dupree]

Dude, you are SO going to get written up at work!

[Iron Duck]

Just because you're such a nice guy, I'll avoid the obvious flame of

"Yeah, you're from Meth-Capital Kansas - I would expect you to be an expert on crank.

I wouldn't say I'm an expert but I have been up for three days.

I think you were supposed to call your doctor after the first four hours.