Metal Sludge Gossip Board

He's a nothing and a bitch.

Wait, I thought it was the Polish kid who bought Jimmi Jamez's pants.

So let me get this straight. Iggy crowns you King Nothing (that's a Metallica song!) and now you're the expert, eh?

Interesting.

I would hate Ugmo but he really does seem like a nice guy aside from his horrible politics.

I'M A NAME GUY, JEW YONKEL!!!!

And I'm sure Ugmo is a great human being. He just sucks at posting.

You're nothing! Now post a picture of your apartment.

And I'd like your insight on the second half of Bang Tango's "Dancin' on Coals."

It's Yonkel's Manischewitz night!

deathcurse wrote:Wait, I thought it was the Polish kid who bought Jimmi Jamez's pants.

That's Rav

JakeYonkel wrote:It's Yonkel's Manischewitz night!

Punk wrote:

deathcurse wrote:Wait, I thought it was the Polish kid who bought Jimmi Jamez's pants.

That's Rav

Rav? That's not even a word.

His name's Ray.

I'm talking about Ray Loves Dong.

Ugmo has low self-esteem, and talks funny.

Sup fellas. I'll be honest, I can't work up any animosity for DC. When he's posting about music he's the funniest dude on here. But when he's involved in soap opera shit (unfortunately like 80 percent of the time lately), I ignore it. That's pretty much it.

And Hatas is really really gay.

Ugmo wrote:Sup fellas. I'll be honest, I can't work up any animosity for DC. When he's posting about music he's the funniest dude on here. But when he's involved in soap opera shit (unfortunately like 80 percent of the time lately), I ignore it. That's pretty much it.

And Hatas is really really gay.

Aww, dude, don't be a pisser. Start throwing some insults.

You are all gay for posting on Hatas.

...ans so are you, for replying!

One of us, motherfucker, one of us!

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Don't make me start fucking with you.

Where you aimin' that gun? Scatter pattern?

Ugmo wrote:You are all gay for posting on Hatas.

Eat me raw,
Balls n' all.
Don't stop there,
Eat the hair.

Don't eat the sack...

...save it for a midnight snack!

Skate4RnR wrote:The faggot is so lame I bet he went to limey land and got his teeth surgically fucked up so he could look like one of those refried, inbred, petrified faced fuckers.

I was about to get offended until I had a look in the mirror.

*Sigh*

DC picks a fight with Ugmo and doesn't even mention leopard pants OR clymidia? You need better ammo dude.

Ugmo wrote:Sup fellas. I'll be honest, I can't work up any animosity for DC. When he's posting about music he's the funniest dude on here. But when he's involved in soap opera shit (unfortunately like 80 percent of the time lately), I ignore it. That's pretty much it.

And Hatas is really really gay.

See? You're a little bitch.

Jerkwater, USA wrote:

JakeYonkel wrote:I would hate Ugmo but he really does seem like a nice guy.

Being a nice guy is a reason to be hated around here. Amazing you haven't figured that out yet. Actually, not amazing, Typical is more like it.

I tend not to think ill of the decent folk around here, at least those who are unassuming. I don't have some sort of quasi-badass persona that I need to fulfill on the internet.

JakeYonkel wrote:

Jerkwater, USA wrote:

JakeYonkel wrote:I would hate Ugmo but he really does seem like a nice guy.

Being a nice guy is a reason to be hated around here. Amazing you haven't figured that out yet. Actually, not amazing, Typical is more like it.

I tend not to think ill of the decent folk around here, at least those who are unassuming. I don't have some sort of quasi-badass persona that I need to fulfill on the internet.

And that is why Yonkel is the man!!! Go Jews!!!

See? Ugmo was clearly uninterested in engaging me, he said one thing, and left it at that. I called him a bitch and left it at that.

Where are the threads where I'm following Ugmo around? Where are the 55 manic posts that Ghey Man and Iggy are talking about?

I think if Ugmo defined his personal worth based on his reputation on a message board, he probably would have engaged you.







(see what I did there?)

FUCK YOU JAKE, I HOPE THE GHOST OF CHE GAVARIA SLAPS YOUR CAPATIST MOUTH AND FUCKS YOUR WIFE



BITCH

You know Mr. Tasty pulled a bitch move and left town the whole summer? Not even Artie The Strongest Man In The World could find him.