Metal Sludge Gossip Board

At the risk of infuriating Skate for starting a thread....


You know Lickety will show back up. He can't help himself. And he always has an "explanation" for his bullshit.

What do you think he'll use for the A&R story? I have two theories:



1. If you take the time to really look at the Illumina Records site, you'll see it's the internet equivalent of the Whisky. Lots of compilation CD's that (I'm guessing) your band has the opportunity to appear on for a fee. Same with some bullshit looking tours.

Lickety will state the obvious about the above.

2. The "label" is headquartered in MA. Lickety is assquartered in MA. We'll get some snivelly story about how the guy who owns the company (interpretation: guy who is ripping off stupid bands), is a personal friend of his from back in the squirrel-head days, and Dickety was just giving him a hand trying to find some exciting new talent on Sludge.


Okay - what are your predictions?

I think he'd just say he was having some fun at stupid sludgers expense who believed the record exec shtick.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:He won't say shit and he'll sneak back as a fucking sculptor or something fruity like that.

Prescient. That's me.


Or just disgustingly aware of Lickety's thought process.


Wire brush. Lye soap. Now.

Mitzi Dupree wrote:Prescient. That's me.


Or just disgustingly aware of Lickety's thought process.


Wire brush. Lye soap. Now.

Damn! You're a Licketyologist!