I'm drunk, wanna play?
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:01 pm
I'm feeling hateful and verbose, but I'm too broke to go out. Hit me.
What...no foreplay?
Fuck this.
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Re: I'm drunk, wanna play?
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:11 pm
Re: I'm drunk, wanna play?
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:20 pm
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Re: I'm drunk, wanna play?
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:31 pm
Re: I'm drunk, wanna play?
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:32 pm
So I take it we're both ready, or do I really have to call you fat and old first?
Re: I'm drunk, wanna play?
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:35 pm
Fuck it, I'm done - can't you just wax my eyebrow off and punch me in the head or something so we can cuddle already?
Re: I'm drunk, wanna play?
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:38 pm
Yeah, so you can fall asleep and I'm left having to glue my cock to my bloated gut by myself. How about no?
Re: I'm drunk, wanna play?
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:45 pm
Can we spoon afterwards? And can I get that rather delightful coat out of the deal?SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:I'm feeling hateful and verbose, but I'm too broke to go out. Hit me.
Re: I'm drunk, wanna play?
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:47 pm
Only if you sing Wig In A Box in all of your pre-op glory.
Re: I'm drunk, wanna play?
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:49 pm
"I put on some make-upSebastianLeeDanzig wrote:Only if you sing Wig In A Box in all of your pre-op glory.
turn up the eight-track
I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf
Suddenly I'm this punk rock star
of stage and screen
and I ain't never
I'm never turning back"
Re: I'm drunk, wanna play?
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:49 pm
Good, because I never wanted to call you names in the first place.SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:How about no?
I think you're sweet.
Re: I'm drunk, wanna play?
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:09 pm
It's all good. I was actually looking for serious competition anyway. All I've got so far is some disgusting shemale hitting on me, and then Rainbow Bright posting lyrics from some broadway show.