Christian Bale Goes Fucking Insane Audio Clip

[Redman77]

What the fuck, you fucking asshole. You have to ruin the fucking board by posting the same fucking thing that some other asshole posted? It's on the same fucking page. How fucking hard is it to take a fucking look down the fucking page & see that it's already fucking there? Fuck!

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I"m finished with you professionally.

[Redman77]

Fucking amateur.

[Redman77]

Did you listen to it at all, retard?

[chickenona]

Also it wasn't the cinematographer it was the art director.

You know less about movies than anyone I know.

[deathcurse]

How does it feel to be wrong?

Do you of all people really need to ask this?

[deathcurse]

Evidently with this thread.

Not so fast, fatso.

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-a-cinematographer.htm

The head cinematographer may also be credited as director of photography or DP, although the two titles are not as interchangeable as one might think.

I have a question - how does someone who works in film know virtually nothing about the process of filmmaking?

[deathcurse]

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-a-direc ... graphy.htm

It is common to see the terms “Director of Photography” and “Cinematographer” used interchangeably, although this usage is not acceptable in all regions, as sometimes these jobs are actually quite distinct from each other.

D'oh!

[chickenona]

Hahahaha, when I didn't respond in a timely enough manner this dumbass PM'd me to make sure I saw this thread.

Message subject: Re: Christian Bale Goes Fucking Insane Audio Clip
From: Ghey Man
Sent at: Feb 03, 2009 11:33 am
To: chickenona
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Next time, take the time to know what you are talking about and don't waste my time.

Subject: Christian Bale Goes Fucking Insane Audio Clip

Christ, he's like a character from a Kids in the Hall sketch only FOR REAL.

I love how he has to point out that he knows more about making movies than a woman who sells shoes does.

[deathcurse]

I love how he has to point out that he knows more about making movies than a woman who sells shoes does.

Of course he does. He read The Kid Stays in the Picture. That's all anyone needs for a career in filmmaking.

[deathcurse]

Well in this case Shane Hilbut is the cinematographer. So fuck off.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/herocom ... -bale.html

Awesome. That doesn't mean that the terms are always used interchangeably. You were wrong.

You don't make movies. You make bowel movements after eating the entire buffet at Cici's Pizza.

[Drunk Kennedy]

wait a sec...ghey man makes movies? can someone name any? or is he the licketysplit of film makers?

[deathcurse]

wait a sec...ghey man makes movies? can someone name any? or does he the licketysplit of film makers?

He's the Licketysplit of film.

It's also interesting that Ghey Man titled the thread "Christian Bale Goes Fucking Insane." Wouldn't a filmmaker understand WHY Christian Bale got angry? I understood why he got angry and I don't make movies.

I guess in Ghey Man's movies, he's got all kinds of crew members walking in front of the camera.

[deathcurse]

am I wrong, when using the example at hand - I was completely right?

You weren't right. You said "DP aka The CINEMATOGRAPHER," meaning that the two things are the same. They are not.

You don't make movies. You make your wife take shits in front of you so you can get a hard on.

[deathcurse]

This thread=funny.

FUCKING GHEY MAN! HOW DARE YOU REPOST THE SAME TOPIC,,,ON THE SAME MOTHERFUCKING PAGE!!!!! YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING BALLS ON HIS CHIN GHEY ASS GRABBIN HOMOSEXUAL DOG BEATING HOLLYWOOD WANNA BE CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe you should listen to the clip before you start impersonating your VINCE NEIL'S PUKE meltdown. Fun fact! Redman was making a joke. You see, that was the tone that Christian Bale has in the audio clip.

[deathcurse]

Because saying "goes fucking insane" is appealing to the likes of Metal Sludge posters.

A theory that makes no sense since the person posting is GHEY MAN, who is the most unappealing poster on the boards.

The only way you could appeal to Metal Sludge posters is if you titled the thread "I'm Going to Shoot Myself in My Fat Fucking Face."

[chickenona]

Jesus Halford Christ, he's off his meds.

Look, you fucking sad sack, I am NOT mixing it up with you. You were wrong about his title even AFTER listening to Bale refer to him as "the fucking DP" several times in the clip itself, which we can all plainly see is the real reason you're so upset at the way I corrected you. Keep on ranting, I'm not answering you or engaging you anymore but it is kinda fun to watch you spin out so hard over something I'd already forgotten about by the time I got your hilariously seething PM.

[Drunk Kennedy]

ghey man...i have a direct question for you. i am willing to give you the benefit of the doubt that you are in fact a film maker.

name me ONE thing that you have done thats provable. even if its just some cheezy youtube clip.

[Redman77]

As shitty as the movies are today, I can believe this moron makes them.

[deathcurse]

Maybe you should get a life.

I have a life. I have a beach house, spic.

Well, it's not MY beach house. It's the beach house of this guy I know.

I don't know him PER SE but I do see him around now and then.

I don't really SEE HIM see him but I've seen his beach house and it's nice.

I live nowhere near a beach.

[deathcurse]

Speaking of adamace1, check this out -

http://www.healthboards.com/boards/show ... p?t=422994

I did a search on this board and nothing came up. I was wondering if i could talk to some people who have had to be treated for Q Fever. I will check back to see if anybody replies. Thanks

I guess this is pretty rare. If anybody cares i have been told i have been exposed to the bacteria that causes it, you can get it from ticks or most of the time inhaling dust from animal fecies, I have no clue how i got it, But i did work outside for the last 5 years, Most people don't have long term effects from it, they might get sick and then they all fine, and they will never get it again. But a very very small percent of people go on to delovepe cronic Q fever, From what i have read 65% of people in this stage will die from it. It looks like only 20 or so people in the US get it ever year so that would be 1 in 12,000,000 each year, well i'm That one . I will keep checking back to see if anybody writes.

I didn't pay much attention to those posts when the adamace1 craze was going around because that guy is from Michigan and Ghey Man is from Canada.

Except Ghey Man lives in Toronto, right? That's right by Michigan!

How are them animal fecies [sic], Ghey Man?

[deathcurse]

Wonderful if you believe that there is only one adamace1 on the entire internet. Sarah Palin can see Russia from Alaska too. Here is some education for you - Toronto is in Canada. Michigan is in the US.

First of all, why would two people pick the name adamace1? Why wouldn't the Michigan shit sniffer just be adamace? Why aren't you just adamace? Why adamace? deathcurse would be a common username. But adamace1?

And Michigan is pretty close to Toronto. What is it, like a 3 hour drive from Detroit? It's also not outside the realm of possibility that you would lie about your location on these "I smell animal poop and now I'm real sick" sites. And since you're right by Michigan, you could lie and say you were from there. You probably visited Michigan enough to know a few things about it, just in case someone on the "Is dog shit bad for you?" site called you on it. I don't know.

[Machado]

Tears the cinematographer of Termanator Salvation a new asshole.

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/020209_ ... anbale.mp3

Good for Mr Bale.
I applaud him for telling that person to be a pro and get the fuck out
of the way.

Mr Bale is the star, not some fool behind the scenes.

[deathcurse]

And don't forget to tell everyone about that new fantasy band you're in. Sounds real exciting for a 30 something loser to be doing with his life since you have none.

That was a joke, EDDIEVANMELTDOWN. I don't really have a new band. I was making fun of Iggy.

Why don't you understand jokes?

Oh, btw. The weather was so nice here in CA lately that I was able to use the beach house last week on my way to a convention in San Diego. Life rules baby.

Taco Bell has conventions? Are you going to brainstorm on what the new gordita should be?

[deathcurse]

Why is it when people make fun of you for something you have said - you then say "but I was joking". It now seems to be your way out of getting your ass handed to you. Didn't you know I was joking????

Okay, how wasn't I joking with that thread? I copied Iggy's post almost verbatim. I used a blue font. My song was called "Stranger Danger."

Maybe I shouldn't have been so subtle with my clues.

[deathcurse]

Duh. I'm making fun of you because I already knew you were gonna say you were joking.

You knew I was going to say that my joke thread was a joke? You're a real genius, EDDIEVANMELTDOWN. That kind of intelligence must be what landed you that job as a secretary.

[Luminiferous]

Oh, btw. The weather was so nice here in CA lately that I was able to use the beach house last week on my way to a convention in San Diego. Life rules baby.

Is this the same beach house that has brown trees in May?

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

HAHAHAHAHA!

Ghey, you whipped this shit into such a frenzy that even VINCE MAIDEN'S CAT is flipping out.

He was doing so good, too.

[deathcurse]

Sure is. Would you like to know what kind of tree it is?

I would.

Because when the leaves were originally pointed out to you, you said you had no idea why leaves change color.

Now all of a sudden you're a tree expert.

Must be from all that time trimming them, eh Chachi?

[deathcurse]

I'm glad you asked. If you really want to know what kind of tree it is I'll give you the address and you can go look for yourself. I've attached a rope from one of the limbs so that you can use it to raise yourself closer up to get a better look. For safety sake I've made it so you can put the rope around your neck in case you lose your balance and fall.

Did you really ask if we wanted to know to set up this horrible comeback?

Ay caramba!