Metal Sludge Gossip Board

Some of you know who I'm talking about. But everybody's got somebody here they feel that way about. Who here do you find to be an unbearable baby? Whose binky do you like to knock out of their mouth and into the dirt just for the sadistic hell of it?

Well?

Sorry Chickie, but I can't think of anyone off the top of the head.

I do wish, however, that Michael Phelps posted here. That bong picture has totally ruined my Beijing experience.

No shit, we'd set him straight.

This board > Celebrity Rehab.

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chickenona wrote:Whose binky do you like to knock out of their mouth and into the dirt just for the sadistic hell of it?

The Hamster.

Listen, lady - unless you're gonna offer up something to replace its suckling goodness, please STFU.

You think I've never muzzled a wolverine before? Think again, sassypants.

You want to see me posting drunk again, huh? Not on your life, buttercup - that would undoubtedly result in regretful nudity and you getting the upper hand on moi. Ain't gonna happen.

Goddammit, are you guys playing slap and tickle on my thread about damn crybaby bitches? Gimme some names of people you'd like to savage. I NEED THE SMELL OF BLOOD!

Well, gee, Baz, the whole idea of the thread is that you'd name the person you want to bash - then bash them.

For instance, my pet peeve recently has been Ironman. He's not the damn bitch I was thinking of in the thread title - that would be Iggy - but Ironman is really the dude I'd like to virtually feed feet-first to a pack of sexually frustrated wolverines. However, I've been spending too much time lately enumerating the reasons why, so I figured somebody else could use this thread to get something off their chests.

Yeah, I called you Baz in a post last week and bas thought I meant him. I guess I gotta come up with a new pet name for you. I'm thinking maybe "Spangles".

Iggytard's my latest project. Lately, all I have to do is respond to him and that's enough to set him off on a thread derailing fury. On the VCR thread, all I did was say something along the lines of "OF COURSE Iggy still uses his VCR" and that was enough to make him froth at the mouth.

panteraman will start crying if I even look at him funny. Sometimes I don't even have to do anything and he'll go off on how "hateful" I am.

alleyrulez will always cry if I talk shit to him. He really works himself into a frenzy at the mere suggestion that he might be something of a bitch.

Royal Doucheness is ultra-sensitive too which is funny trait for somebody who hates Jews. He's the touchy anti-Semite.

chickenona wrote:Yeah, I called you Baz in a post last week and bas thought I meant him. I guess I gotta come up with a new pet name for you. I'm thinking maybe "Spangles".

Calling him bas is some cold shit.

deathcurse wrote: alleyrulez will always cry if I talk shit to him. He really works himself into a frenzy at the mere suggestion that he might be something of a bitch.

alleyrulez wrote:

deathcurse wrote: alleyrulez will always cry if I talk shit to him. He really works himself into a frenzy at the mere suggestion that he might be something of a bitch.

You made a LIST!

Granted, it was OVER THREE YEARS ago ... but ...

cantstopthemusic wrote:

alleyrulez wrote:

deathcurse wrote: alleyrulez will always cry if I talk shit to him. He really works himself into a frenzy at the mere suggestion that he might be something of a bitch.

You made a LIST!

Granted, it was OVER THREE YEARS ago ... but ...

but I MADE IT!