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The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:37 am
by deathcurse
Iron Duck
Royal Dudeness
Slaytallica
SikkiNixx
Slacker
Who else? Criteria: They have to be young, really stupid, and really clueless as to how unfunny they are.
I am not in The Twat Pack.
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:41 am
by SebastianLeeDanzig
I hope there are really good reasons why poizond13 and Rav didn't make the cut. Sure, it's obvious as fuck that they're even worse than those listed - to anybody but them. Let's not let them get ideas.
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:42 am
by Redman77
How old are you SLD?
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:44 am
by deathcurse
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:I hope there are really good reasons why poizond13 and Rav didn't make the cut. Sure, it's obvious as fuck that they're even worse than those listed - to anybody but them. Let's not let them get ideas.
I haven't read a poizond13 post since 2006. Isn't he like 39 by now?
I suppose Rav could be in it but the real Brat Pack didn't have any stupid foreigners. (Canadian doesn't count as foreign)
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:49 am
by SebastianLeeDanzig
How stupid and clueless are you, Redman? You know, if one factor alone will get you access to this illustrious group.
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:55 am
by Redman77
Easy there schnitzel breath, no reason to go Lickety & lose your head (or car, wife, home, self respect, ect.).
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:01 am
by SebastianLeeDanzig
Too late, dickhead. I already lost my etc. I can't even afford a new one. Thanks a bunch.
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:04 am
by Mitzi Dupree
He said ect, not etc.
Big difference.
Ectoplasm is serious stuff.
Who ya gonna call?
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:06 am
by SebastianLeeDanzig
Probably Tim Mirror since I seem to have lost touch with Spellcheckpolice.
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:27 am
by Iron Duck
I get to be Frankie!
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:31 am
by chickenona
Where's ozzyrulz?
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:42 pm
by deathcurse
chickenona wrote:Where's ozzyrulz?
I guess ozzy could be the Anthony Michael Hall of the bunch.
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:06 pm
by X_SlaytallicA_X
Me? In an exclusive group? Fuck yes! Don't forget to include my picture, dude!
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:15 pm
by KillDevilHill
SabbathBloodyMaiden
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:14 pm
by ozzyrulz777
deathcurse wrote:chickenona wrote:Where's ozzyrulz?
I guess ozzy could be the Anthony Michael Hall of the bunch.
I AM 24
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:22 pm
by SebastianLeeDanzig
The caps sealed it.
Satan fuck, are you even trying? Seriously, for some reason (one that's called shitty underground music knowledge) I don't despise you, but you gotta do better than that.
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:09 pm
by Skate4RnR
Slay is still a little pussy whiney wannabe fucking freshman. As a matter of fact when he gets that swirly with that coiled up bomb turd I'm gonna give him a wedgie so hard it's gonna rip his Mayhem boxers.
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:14 pm
by SebastianLeeDanzig
Don't queer up this board and play the "ace wants a piece of you" melody on KSV's butt-trumpet already.
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:16 pm
by Skate4RnR
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:Don't queer up this board and play the "ace wants a piece of you" melody on KSV's butt-trumpet already.
Put your lips on my butt lips and give 'em a little smooch you dumb ass Pollock.
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:21 pm
by SebastianLeeDanzig
I'll tongue the crazy shit out of your retarded bat cave before you come up with something that might remotely hurt me.
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:41 pm
by GrayAntiMatter
I like when Slay tries to explain things to people. Anything.
He comes across as the male Benders Breakfast.
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:44 pm
by SebastianLeeDanzig
They might be equally fat and pathetic and lonely, but Bender at least tried to be controversial. That makes a world of difference.
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:52 pm
by Fender_baller
Itwalks has been the biggest attention whore here.
He oughta be a shoe-in for the twat pack.
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:03 pm
by Punk
Can you even read, you dumb shit?
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:32 pm
by ozzyrulz777
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:The caps sealed it.
Satan fuck, are you even trying? Seriously, for some reason (one that's called shitty underground music knowledge) I don't despise you, but you gotta do better than that.
Accidently had caps lock on. Sorry
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:43 pm
by Blind Lemon Pledge
You should apologize more for the gay use of the emoticon.
Unless you put it in accidently.
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:13 pm
by Iron Duck
ozzyrulz777 wrote:Blind Lemon Pledge wrote:You should apologize more for the gay use of the emoticon.
Unless you put it in accidently.
Accidently had gay lock on. Sorry
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:00 pm
by ozzyrulz777
Iron Duck wrote:ozzyrulz777 wrote:Blind Lemon Pledge wrote:You should apologize more for the gay use of the emoticon.
Unless you put it in accidently.
Accidently had gay lock on. Sorry
Did the Canadian just try and make fun of me? Shut the fuck up before I summon the magic of Geddy Lee to kick your ass.
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:25 pm
by MurrayFiend
If you've got a problem with Canadians, then you've got a problem with me.
Of course, I can't compete with your emotional overeating problem, but I'll fucking try, man.
Re: The Twat Pack
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:16 pm
by Iron Duck
Great. We'll have another fat asshole in Ottawa.